Name something you are lousy at

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

My problem is I'd say (and many of my friends agree) that I'm average to slightly above average in anything and everything.  There's nothing I really shine at, but also nothing I totally suck at either.

However, I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse.

so in terms of making love to a man you're slightly above average?

[the dirt]

Math. I'm terrible.

[Doc Emmett Brown]

multi-tasking.  I can only concentrate deeply on one thing until I finish it.  And that means ignoring things like thirst, hunger, phone calls to the point where I'm dehydrated and really need to take a leak.

[R4tfink]

posting why stoned? (it strikes again)

Intentional. 


 

[Mal Brossard]

My problem is I'd say (and many of my friends agree) that I'm average to slightly above average in anything and everything.  There's nothing I really shine at, but also nothing I totally suck at either.

However, I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse.

so in terms of making love to a man you're slightly above average?

Alright, alright.  I'm average in everything I've tried so far  .  I haven't tried that.

[Aava]

I?m lousy at admitting I?m wrong (?cause usually I?m not..  ), fixing cars and thinking positive about cats.

[jarmo]

I?m lousy at admitting I?m wrong (?cause usually I?m not..? ),

I did not build your car! Stop blaming me for that! 

 

Remembering names and dancing. Really I suck at a lot of things but those are the first to spring to mind.

Oh yeah, might as well add dancing to my list too! 




/jarmo

[Danny Top Hat]

Were you also raised on air guitar and headbanging?

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

everybody dance now !

[jarmo]

Were you also raised on air guitar and headbanging?

No, coffee and ABBA.

 



/jarmo

[Elrothiel]

I gotta say dancing too...

And not talking in a half-British-half-American accent even though I am British... Can't do it... sorry!

And ironing... I HATE it! First time I ever ironed anything I burnt my finger! Fucking wankering iron!

[anythinggoes]

wankering

ah i new word to add to my dictionary i like that it goes well with "cunting" used very frequently by me at work do portray my anger at certain items such as computers printer phones that dont stop ringing etc

another thing im useless at customer relations 

[Markus Asraelius]

I'm bad at shopping. I'll spend 2 hours looking in wal-mart and realize there's nothing I want to buy. 

[Jim]

Oh, and asking for help. I just struggle along.

[D]

dancing and Shoot em up video games. Im also lousy at keeping a job

[mikegiuliana]

math and drawing

sounds right to me... spelling too

[Elrothiel]

dancing and Shoot em up video games. Im also lousy at keeping a job

I'm lousy at GETTING a job in the first place! I like doing my own thing too much to want to work for anyone else... with those FUCKING STUPID HEALTH AND SAFETY RULES!!

... and obeying Health and Safety rules!

[Danny Top Hat]

Health and safety is the new PC brigade.  Last year I was fined at my halls of residence for leaving a door propped open, leaving empty beer cans on the windowsill and having a grimey bathroom sink - all because of 'heath and safety' reasons.  They don't even tell you what the hell it has to do with health and safety (except for the door, which stops fires spreading when shut properly).  For the most part they just wanna drain as much money out of me as they can!


On Topic:  I enjoy drawing, but I am LOUSY at it.

[badapple81]

Dancing 

Keeping my willpower for stuff like going to the gym etc

Golf - I cant make contact with the ball despite the fact that I can play other sports even like tennis just fine!

DIY stuff.. im gonna be a bad bad husband lol

[Elrothiel]

Health and safety is the new PC brigade. Last year I was fined at my halls of residence for leaving a door propped open, leaving empty beer cans on the windowsill and having a grimey bathroom sink - all because of 'heath and safety' reasons. They don't even tell you what the hell it has to do with health and safety (except for the door, which stops fires spreading when shut properly). For the most part they just wanna drain as much money out of me as they can!


On Topic: I enjoy drawing, but I am LOUSY at it.

Get this... at some faggish Gateway to Work shit thing ages ago, we had to get a member of staff to open the window if we wanted it open. Like the lousy health and safety obeyer I am... I thought "Fuck this! I want the fucking window open!". It was lunchtime, so I strolled over to the window, unlocked the window, lifted up the bottom half (sash window), secured it properly, and casually sat on the windowsill with one leg propped up on the side, and the other resting on the floor inside. I was leaning against the side, and I ate my lunch.
Five minutes later... I'm still sitting there, quite safely, not falling out, not in any danger of falling out AT ALL... just eating my lunch, and a staffmember walks in, sees me, and in a panicked voice says "GET OFF THAT AND SHUT THE WINDOW!!!"

Now... this isn't in school time, I'm not getting paid for this, and I really couldn't give a shit. So I continue to sit there, only I take my left leg, which was casually resting on the floor, and I put it up on the sill to join my right leg, and I continue to eat my lunch.

They couldn't do anything about it... they uh... didn't have a leg to stand on figuratively!

... so yes... I'm one hundred percent LOUSY at obeying rules that are one hundred percent stupid!