Heaven on earth for me would be to stay fit and toned without having to exercise - to be able to afford to treat my boys to everything they want - to understand my husband - to not have my mother saying "oh you've remembered my number" just because I havent phoned her for a couple of days - to go to the Seychelles for a holiday for a year or two - to have strawberry Thorntons chocolates on call 24/7 - to have Travis Fimmel as my personal 'on call' bitch any time day or night - to never have a bad hair day - to have every customer who comes into my salon to be happy and not have the ones who bitch even though we've done a good job - to be able to go 'grunge' and not have to dress up and look respectable - to be able to have my music on as loud as I like without my old man shouting "turn that racket off" (yes he actually says that about GNR!) Not much to ask for is it!!!
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