Brazilian humor site makes fun of Axl!

[Pinball Wizard]

We have a huge humor site here, it's called "Charges.com.br" and everyday we have a new flash animation making fun outta something that had been done on the media by an artist, politics and whatever...today the guy who runs the site - Maur?cio Ricardo - made one making fun of Axl's bite at a security guard's leg!

It's a talk show with a little dwarf called "Tobby". He's bald, so that's why he wears a Mickey's hat!
So he's interviewing Axl while he's drunk and holding a Jack Daniel's bottle, it's really funny!!!

If you wanna see it, go to the site: www.charges.com.br

Since there's no english version, I tried to translate what they said, sorry about any mistake!

Tobby: He sold out stadiums and made a huge success in the 90's. And now he's back, a little fat and outta shape, no I'm not bashing Ronaldo...today i'll talk with the leader singer of "Hans?n?Roses", the ex-bad boy, Ax? Rosa!

Ax? Rosa: Hey, wait a minute! I'm still a bad boy tobby!

Tobby: Bad Boy? Serious man...you don't have the age to be a boy for a long time now, this sounds more like a midlife crisis. You bited a hotel's security guard!

Ax? Rosa: Fuck man! I was inspired at Mike Tyson! He bited the Evander Holyfield's ear so he wouldn't end up the floor.

Tobby: But you didn't bited the ear, you bited the leg!

Ax? Rosa: I coudln't get throught the ear...I was already on the floor.

Tobby: It's explained...You're always involved in drunk cases, fights, crashing of hotels...coudln't those things on the news ruin your career?

Ax? Rosa: Hello!! I don't record in 10 years! If i'm out of the news that's when my career will be done.

Tobby: But if you keep breaking hotels you will spent all your money to recover that.

Ax? Rosa: They don't charge me that...the hotels I broke also end up on the news. And I'll never become poor, I have another business...

Tobby: What business?

Ax? Rosa: I seels furniter for hotels! hehe

Tobby: Attaboy!

Ax? Rosa: Welcome to the jungle baby!

Tobby: I get it...I'll ask you and you'll answer me fast! Movie?

Ax? Rosa: "Home Alone"(PS.: In Brazil this movie is known as "They forgot about me")

Tobby: A game?

Ax? Rosa: One Left(PS.: I don't know what's the name of this game in english, but it's this game: http://www2.uol.com.br/fliperama/gamesonline/raciocinio/resta_um.htm)

Tobby: Could you sing a song to end the interview?

Ax? Rosa: I'm really into Brazilian Music right now...that's all right?

Tobby: Sure!

Ax? Rosa: ieieie...I need you, without you I won't live...All the love I gave to you-ouououououoooouuuuoooouoouaaaiioooiiieaaa....(PS.: This is a brazilian song that only drunkers likes!)

Tobby: Yeah...that sound all right...Good Night!

[mr_gonella]

sorry, I`m from brazil... and it isn`t funny. sorry charges...

[Mandy.]

- "Um Jogo?"
- "Resta um." 

That was the only funny thing about the animation.

I remember they also did one of those in 2001, right after Rock in Rio.

[Lord Kayoss]

Yeah, it was Welcome To McDoogle's or something like that.  That one was pretty good from what I remember.  I believe you'll find it on youtube.

[Neemo]

why do people keep posting this type of crap...


"oh somebody made fun of axl" followed closely by 100 replies of "What a dick". it's pointless

stop giving them the satisfaction and just ignore it already

[darkstar_legend]

Tobby: Bad Boy? Serious man...you don't have the age to be a boy for a long time now, this sounds more like a midlife crisis. You bited a hotel's security guard!

Ax? Rosa: Fuck man! I was inspired at Mike Tyson! He bited the Evander Holyfield's ear so he wouldn't end up the floor.

Tobby: But you didn't bited the ear, you bited the leg!

Ax? Rosa: I coudln't get throught the ear...I was already on the floor.[/i]

I can't believe how almost no-one is appreciating how funny this joke is.

[IndiannaRose]

why do people keep posting this type of crap...


"oh somebody made fun of axl" followed closely by 100 replies of "What a dick". it's pointless

stop giving them the satisfaction and just ignore it already

I think it's funny...

[Jimmy?]

Yeah, it was Welcome To McDoogle's or something like that.? That one was pretty good from what I remember.? I believe you'll find it on youtube.

that was hilarious!! best pisstake around!! ?

[Steel_Angel]

crap thread.

[maynard]

i'm brazilian, and man...this site sucks hard, when i saw the title i was already afraid thinking "oh no, the guy will post something from charges.com.br" and he even translated it!

come on, never post this kind of stuff here again man, it's not funny for brazilians, it won't be funny for the others...

i apologize for him for posting this crap thread

(yes, i only registered to post this)

[Pinball Wizard]

why do people keep posting this type of crap...


"oh somebody made fun of axl" followed closely by 100 replies of "What a dick". it's pointless

stop giving them the satisfaction and just ignore it already

I think you didn't get it...it's a humor website, so this isn't serious and, be honest: this whole story of Axl biting some one is freaking funny!!!

i'm brazilian, and man...this site sucks hard, when i saw the title i was already afraid thinking "oh no, the guy will post something from charges.com.br" and he even translated it!

come on, never post this kind of stuff here again man, it's not funny for brazilians, it won't be funny for the others...

i apologize for him for posting this crap thread

(yes, i only registered to post this)

I think it was funny and if I hadn't post it here, someone else would do it! So stop being such a dick and see that just because you don't like the site, other people can't like it, and if you can't laugh at something that you enjoy, you must be a very sad person.

[Duda Klaus]

C'mon, it's funny!! Especially in the end of the "charge" because seems like the end of "Don't Cry".
You don't have to reply this topic. If you don't like, just read and get out.

[Neemo]

C'mon, it's funny!! Especially in the end of the "charge" because seems like the end of "Don't Cry".
You don't have to reply this topic. If you don't like, just read and get out.

well since you asked

[Pinball Wizard]

C'mon, it's funny!! Especially in the end of the "charge" because seems like the end of "Don't Cry".
You don't have to reply this topic. If you don't like, just read and get out.

Forget about them...let's all talk about important things like Axl's Hair or the same set list that makes people who only sees the shows AT HOME boring...forget about a comedian that made a joke of something that, in fact, is funny!

[Neemo]

yeah that's what I always talk about (read some of my posts people...geez)

anyway.... have fun in this wonderful thread...I'm out

[Sweet]

C'mon, it's funny!! Especially in the end of the "charge" because seems like the end of "Don't Cry".
You don't have to reply this topic. If you don't like, just read and get out.

Forget about them...let's all talk about important things like Axl's Hair...

OMFG

[Mandy.]

C'mon, it's funny!! Especially in the end of the "charge" because seems like the end of "Don't Cry".
You don't have to reply this topic. If you don't like, just read and get out.

Forget about them...let's all talk about important things like Axl's Hair or the same set list that makes people who only sees the shows AT HOME boring...forget about a comedian that made a joke of something that, in fact, is funny!

Guys, c'mon... I mean, you can't expect someone who doesn't speak the language to know it all... People just won't get it! Some things doesn't make sense in English.

[Ines_rocks!]

lol it?s funny... I guess anyway the cartoon is very well-made... now the jokes... well I didn?t laugh that much.

[Pinball Wizard]

C'mon, it's funny!! Especially in the end of the "charge" because seems like the end of "Don't Cry".
You don't have to reply this topic. If you don't like, just read and get out.

Forget about them...let's all talk about important things like Axl's Hair or the same set list that makes people who only sees the shows AT HOME boring...forget about a comedian that made a joke of something that, in fact, is funny!

Guys, c'mon... I mean, you can't expect someone who doesn't speak the language to know it all... People just won't get it! Some things doesn't make sense in English.

How could this makes no sense in english?

Ax? Rosa: Fuck man! I was inspired at Mike Tyson! He bited the Evander Holyfield's ear so he wouldn't end up on the floor.

Tobby: But you didn't bited the ear, you bited the leg!

Ax? Rosa: I couldn't get throught the ear...I was already on the floor.

But, at least for me, the problem isn't people don't think it's funny, but people thinks that the fact of a joke had been made outta this is a problem, like just because it happened with Axl Rose you can't make fun outta this...I'm waiting for the people of SNL to joke about it!


But OK, you guys don't like, that's cool! Forget about this thread...I know I won't come here again...

[Mandy.]

C'mon, it's funny!! Especially in the end of the "charge" because seems like the end of "Don't Cry".
You don't have to reply this topic. If you don't like, just read and get out.

Forget about them...let's all talk about important things like Axl's Hair or the same set list that makes people who only sees the shows AT HOME boring...forget about a comedian that made a joke of something that, in fact, is funny!

Guys, c'mon... I mean, you can't expect someone who doesn't speak the language to know it all... People just won't get it! Some things doesn't make sense in English.

How could this makes no sense in english?

Some expressions just don't make sense in English! Or, they won't sound as good as they do in Portuguese. It happens in all languages...Many expressions are unique.

Just a quick example:

Tobby: I get it...I'll ask you and you'll answer me fast! Movie?

Ax? Rosa: "Home Alone"(PS.: In Brazil this movie is known as "They forgot about me")

Tobby: A game?

Ax? Rosa: One Left(PS.: I don't know what's the name of this game in english, but it's this game: http://www2.uol.com.br/fliperama/gamesonline/raciocinio/resta_um.htm)

Tobby: Could you sing a song to end the interview?

Ax? Rosa: I'm really into Brazilian Music right now...that's all right?

Tobby: Sure!

Ax? Rosa: ieieie...I need you, without you I won't live...All the love I gave to you-ouououououoooouuuuoooouoouaaaiioooiiieaaa....(PS.: This is a brazilian song that only drunkers likes!)