Roommates

[Chelle]

So I came home from work today, and I walk into my side of the apartment (I have my own bedroom and share a bathroom on one side).? And there's this chick I've never even fucking met standing buttass naked infront of my mirror, with her clothes thrown in my sink and her boyfriend in the shower.? I walk back out into the living room (which I share with 3 other roommates) and see this guy's boxers on the couch with a fucking used condom!? ?? That side of the couch was all slimy and wet and shit... And they'd apparently used my towels and bath stuff too!...? And this girl had just taken over my old roommate's lease and moved in.? She brought her stuff, fucked her boyfriend on the goddamn couch in the fucking living room, then showered with my shit.? When my other roommate came home she realized that they'd also been fucking around in her bedroom, too.? She was really embarrassed and apologetic, but I was so fucking pissed...?

How do other people deal with this shit from roomies??? I really don't know what I'm going to do if this is a regular sort of thing.? I mean, I could have come in alittle later and just sat down on the couch.? And she didn't even offer to clean his shit off the couch!...? I don't mean to be a bitch about things... and I gotta fucking live with this girl for 6 months!!?? ?

[estranged2006]

kick ass from the very first time.  let them know that will not be tolerated. if you do nothing they will continue.

[misterID]

You could tell her you don't like finding jizz and juice on the couch. Be a bitch about it. You have to live there too. Put your foot down. Its about manners.

You let it slide and it will keep happening.

The naked chick walking around is ok, though.

[Chelle]

You could tell her you don't like finding jizz and juice on the couch. Be a bitch about it. You have to live there too. Put your foot down. Its about manners.

You let it slide and it will keep happening.

Oh lord, no I'm not letting that shit slide!? I was furious.? I lashed out and bit her head off, but I'm sure I'll eventually have to sit down with her calmly and discuss things with her.? I'm just not exactly sure what to say to make sure that it doesn't happen again.? I'm grateful though, because my other 2 roommates were just as pissed as I was, so hopefully I won't be the only one talking to her about it...

The naked chick walking around is ok, though.

She has no tits...?

[kaasupoltin]

Cool story

[J-Studham]

You could tell her you don't like finding jizz and juice on the couch. Be a bitch about it. You have to live there too. Put your foot down. Its about manners.

You let it slide and it will keep happening.

Oh lord, no I'm not letting that shit slide!? I was furious.? I lashed out and bit her head off, but I'm sure I'll eventually have to sit down with her calmly and discuss things with her.? I'm just not exactly sure what to say to make sure that it doesn't happen again.? I'm grateful though, because my other 2 roommates were just as pissed as I was, so hopefully I won't be the only one talking to her about it...

The naked chick walking around is ok, though.

She has no tits...?

Tits arnt everything

[Sin Cut]

have a dump in her bed.

[J-Studham]

have a dump in her bed.

lmao

well if you've already told 'er off I wouldnt do anything, if not, get back at her, do it in her bed or somethin' 

[anythinggoes]

i need to hve roommates like that

apart from the jizz on the chair not good




shit i lead a sheltered life

[estranged2006]

how old is this girl?

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

do you live in a crack house ?

so in one day:
your old room mate moved out
a new moved in and had time to have sex

wow !

[Genesis]

I know this isn't going to help you, but the thing is: Don't stay with other people! (Unless u have known them for a long time...) I had to put up with all sorts of crappy roommates in college, so much so, that I decided to move out on my own when I got a job and that's one decision I'll never regret.

Come home from work and relax in peace and quiet, everything is exactly where u put it and no cleaning up after anybody. Move out if u can afford it. 

[pasnow]

i need to hve roommates like that

Are you kidding? This isn't a porno. These would have to be the worst roomates I could possibly imagine living with & would damn near throw her out immediately.



Genesis, I'm with you, the peace & quiet is worth the extra $$ for me.

[Shirell]

Put your foot down right now!!!  Let her know this will not be tolerated.  Okay she's sharing but not your stuff.  Tell her if she wants to bonk her fella on the couch put a sheet or something on it first.  Any 'mess' she cleans it up.  Let her know from the start that you want to get on with her but your not going to put up with the crap.

[Neemo]

Damn Chelle that's gross...and i thought the roommate i had that left dirty, smelly socks and used q-tips lying around and who used my razor was nasty

[Chelle]

how old is this girl?

She's really young... just 18, I think.? But hell, old enough to know better? ?

have a dump in her bed.

Shame on you...? ?

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

i would murder her, her family, her boyfriend, his family
and then move out.

[Sin Cut]

i would murder her, her family, her boyfriend, his family
and then move out.

hey you got it all wrong, be a true serial, murder those and then everyone at the funeral!

And Chelle, I take you don't need to have one right now?

Drink whole night have a large pizza and then do the dump in her bed

[Chelle]

i would murder her, her family, her boyfriend, his family
and then move out.

And Chelle, I take you don't need to have one right now?

Drink whole night have a large pizza and then do the dump in her bed

I'd like to think I'm a little classier than that...   

[misterID]

The thing about this is, if you were moving in with other people, would you bang your boyfriend on your new roomates couch? Even then, not use a towel? I think you're heading for trouble with this one...

And with all the estrogen in that apartment, it must be a reeeeeal fun place to be once a month.

As for no tits...... More than a mouthful is a waste anyway