Do You Wear Panties...LMAO!

[Barbie567]

Just because you have a beard does not necessarily make you the type of disgusting person who doesn't groom it...or are trying to tell us something...?   

[misterID]

I don't shave all the time. Maybe once or twice a week. Not because I think its sexy, I'm just a slacker

And you kiss a girl the way she kisses you.

[Chelle]

I was out with some friends tonight, and one of my girlfriends kept drunk dialing me over and over, billions of times, telling me to come see her at some bar downtown.? When I finally got there she was totally shitfaced and fucking thrilled to see me, poor thing.? So I just sat down at the bar talk to someone else, and she fucking climbed up in my lap facing me and wrapped her legs around me and just kissed me hard all of a sudden.? We started kissing at the bar, and she tasted just like Jager.? Drunkass...? hah? ?

We went out dancing after that and had a crazy ass night.? I pretty much collapsed into a chair outside the club at one point and started talking to a friend I'd randomly run into there.? I must've passed out for a second or something, but I woke up to my same girlfriend giving me a lapdance with her ass in my face.? I licked her up her back and then on her stomach (belly button jewelry feels pretty cool against your tongue, by the way...), and she in turn ran her tongue down my chest, then raised up and we kissed again.?

Maybe it was just because she was so drunk... I don't know, but she kept asking me to do weird shit to her.? Not really weird, I guess, but just kind of um, unusual... Ah well, I was so shitty.? ?


I don't know how I have bi stories... I'm straight.? ? ? ?

[Shirell]

Chelle, of course you're straight, so am I, I just have a little kink in my armour!!!  Seriously though, there is nothing wrong with appreciating a good body whether it belongs to a male or a female.  There's nothing wrong with showing that appreciation either.

BTW, I am an excellent driver Jim!  All women are excellent drivers.  Just the same as we are always right (a lesson my hubby learned a long time ago bless him).  Mind you he's quite happy for me to put him straight when he's in the wrong, it usually involves an hour or so with a whip and a pair of fluffy handcuffs!

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

you girls are awful !!! god.
 i can't believe that !!


you're giving a bad name to women !!! geeeezzz !!





alright, more stories !

[Chelle]

you girls are awful !!! god.
 i can't believe that !!

you're giving a bad name to women !!! geeeezzz !!

alright, more stories !

Hehe...

No, actually I think I'll try to keep my ass in line for awhile...? ?

[J?]

I was out with some friends tonight, and one of my girlfriends kept drunk dialing me over and over, billions of times, telling me to come see her at some bar downtown.? When I finally got there she was totally shitfaced and fucking thrilled to see me, poor thing.? So I just sat down at the bar talk to someone else, and she fucking climbed up in my lap facing me and wrapped her legs around me and just kissed me hard all of a sudden.? We started kissing at the bar, and she tasted just like Jager.? Drunkass...? hah? ?

We went out dancing after that and had a crazy ass night.? I pretty much collapsed into a chair outside the club at one point and started talking to a friend I'd randomly run into there.? I must've passed out for a second or something, but I woke up to my same girlfriend giving me a lapdance with her ass in my face.? I licked her up her back and then on her stomach (belly button jewelry feels pretty cool against your tongue, by the way...), and she in turn ran her tongue down my chest, then raised up and we kissed again.?

Maybe it was just because she was so drunk... I don't know, but she kept asking me to do weird shit to her.? Not really weird, I guess, but just kind of um, unusual... Ah well, I was so shitty.? ?


I don't know how I have bi stories... I'm straight.? ? ? ?

DAMN!

Any hot Canadian girls out there? On this board haha!

[the dirt]

DAMN!

Any hot Canadian girls out there? On this board haha!

What good would that do for you if they're all making out with each other?

[2112]

why when what the fuck i'm outta here

[J?]

I'd totally make out with that chelle girl.

[2112]

Girls dont like ANY facial hair anymore?..

I do!? ?

btw...didn't you see how good looking Axl is nowadays?? ?

 

oh didn't see the word hair..

[greekmule]

I'd totally make out with that chelle girl.

there's a greek saying that goes like this: when u hear about a lot of cherries u better carry a small basket

from my experience the girls that are the best in bed are the ones who dont talk a lot about it. the others just talk the talk but they dont walk the walk

[anythinggoes]

I'd totally make out with that chelle girl.

there's a greek saying that goes like this: when u hear about a lot of cherries u better carry a small basket

from my experience the girls that are the best in bed are the ones who dont talk a lot about it. the others just talk the talk but they dont walk the walk

and theres an English saying too

"Its good to talk"

[Chelle]

I'd totally make out with that chelle girl.

Aww... I'm the one on the left, by the way.? That's my girlfriend on the right? ?   M?nage ? trois, anyone??

from my experience the girls that are the best in bed are the ones who dont talk a lot about it. the others just talk the talk but they dont walk the walk

Well I wasn't talking about that, but now that you mention it... yes, I'm terrible in bed.

[Shirell]

I'd totally make out with that chelle girl.

Aww... I'm the one on the left, by the way.? That's my girlfriend on the right? ?? ?M?nage ? trois, anyone??

from my experience the girls that are the best in bed are the ones who dont talk a lot about it. the others just talk the talk but they dont walk the walk

Well I wasn't talking about that, but now that you mention it... yes, I'm terrible in bed.

Fuck, I knew I looked fat in that red cossie!

[greekmule]

Well I wasn't talking about that, but now that you mention it... yes, I'm terrible in bed

u cant be worse than me

dont take it personally

i'm just sayin that usually girls who wanna come out as "sexually experienced " just feel insecure about their sexuality.its the most common phychological defense mechanism the human brain posseses

its just like some guys who self proclaim that they have heart or toughness; they are usually the ones who are weak and soft

[Jim]

Hmm. Chelle's right.

She's rubbish.

[Verse Chorus Verse]

men are pigs. get used to the idea 

  

Hey, I still believe in Chivalry.

[AxlsMainMan]

Hmm. Chelle's right.

She's rubbish.

Yeah right.

She's so hot, she makes my PM inbox melt...

[Chelle]

Hmm. Chelle's right.

She's rubbish.

Jim, look I'm sorry things didn't exactly work out between us.?


The whole "Hidden Penis" thing kinda scared me...