What Would You Do, In My Shoes?

[PoPoZaO]

yeah, well that's another thing that's drawing me back. I already know I'm going out with my friends on the 4th, just don't know what we're doing. As long as I stay in Utah.

utah? are you serious? go to CA.

[Axl4Prez2004]

Don't go. You really don't have any relations with these people who are your family (I've been there) besides blood.

And you prolly won't ever see them again anyway........ so, who cares? Right?

Stay home. You'll have the house to urself! Get ur girl to come over and stay with u for a while. Throw a party, have an orgy he he, whatch some porn IN THE LIVING ROOM, instead of on the computer hahahaha.

You'll have a Better time anyway. Instead of feeling displaced and intrusive. Not to mention being bored as shit.


I hope it works out in ur favor

 
~girl

Markus,
  This is the best advice I've seen.  In fact, I think you should invite girlincarwithgnr over to your party!      Ahh, to be 20 again.      Things get better with age, marriage, kids, etc....but the kind of enjoyment is different.  Have some great 20 year old fun!!   

[Jim]

I'd just travel in the boot.

Oh, sorry. "The trunk."

Oh, and most importantly, don't listen to these fools. Porn in your living room? Yeah, right............

[journey]

Porn in your living room? Yeah, right............

Yeah really. All those family portraits hanging on the wall, staring back at you. And, what if there's a UPS or FedEx delivery that you have to sign for? They may see you through the windows. haha

If you can, you should try to go with your family to California. It could be a great experience for you.

[Backslash]

Well Markus if you like mass transit is there a bus or something that can take you to LA and then someone can pick you up?

[misterID]

Don't go. You really don't have any relations with these people who are your family (I've been there) besides blood.

And you prolly won't ever see them again anyway........ so, who cares? Right?

Stay home. You'll have the house to urself! Get ur girl to come over and stay with u for a while. Throw a party, have an orgy he he, whatch some porn IN THE LIVING ROOM, instead of on the computer hahahaha.

You'll have a Better time anyway. Instead of feeling displaced and intrusive. Not to mention being bored as shit.


I hope it works out in ur favor

 
~girl

Remind me never to ask for your opinion if I'm ever feeling bad about myself.

[Markus Asraelius]

Well Markus if you like mass transit is there a bus or something that can take you to LA and then someone can pick you up?

Yeah. I'm just gonna wait and see for a little bit because not everybody is 100 percent guaranteed to go and this could be a really fun expirence for me...

[Brody]

id throw a fucking party! Get trashed and fuck some high school chicks! 

[misterID]

id throw a fucking party! Get trashed and fuck some high school chicks!?

So you mean have a typical Wednesday...

[Markus Asraelius]

id throw a fucking party! Get trashed and fuck some high school chicks!?

Yeah, I've always wanted to get arrested for statutory rape. LOL 

[axl_rose_700]

depends what shoe size u are as to what i'd do in your shoes but my feet would probably hurt

[Markus Asraelius]

depends what shoe size u are as to what i'd do in your shoes but my feet would probably hurt

Oh man, you almost made me laugh. I wore a size 9, By The Way.

[Markus Asraelius]

Okay, so I found out one of my cousins doesn't even live in California and he's my favoriteo one. 
He lives in Nevada.

Aside from that, there really is no room in that car and it would just be a waste of time.
I really need to head out there at some point and I will but it won't be this time.

So, my decision is to stay home, be like living by myself for a week.
Maybe, I'll throw a party. Have Sex, something that guys like me like to do.

[pasnow]

 Here's your chance to call up the guy with the panties


(See how I tied two threads together like that?? Not bad eh? )

[Shirell]

Tell your mom how you feel.  Maybe she doesnt realise you feel so strongly about it.  As a mom with a 17 year old step son I would probably think he'd love to have the house to himself.  I'd be more worried about the state of the house when I got back you know!!!  Tell her how you feel.  Let her know it's really important to you.  Where there's a will there's a way.  I know if I was your mum I'd make it work.

[Sin Cut]

You don't need to go to California to get laid.

I'm not talking about your cousins.

Make them understand how bad you want to go and make them feel guilty so they give you a lot of money. Then go and have some fun.

[Markus Asraelius]

You don't need to go to California to get laid.

I'm not talking about your cousins.

Make them understand how bad you want to go and make them feel guilty so they give you a lot of money. Then go and have some fun.

That's not really how I do business.

Besides, I already got laid last week and I may be getting laid tonight. It's not like I'm deprived or anything.

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

stay home and have a 24/7 party policy
with models and champagne and nintendo !

[Sin Cut]

You don't need to go to California to get laid.

I'm not talking about your cousins.

Make them understand how bad you want to go and make them feel guilty so they give you a lot of money. Then go and have some fun.

That's not really how I do business.

Besides, I already got laid last week and I may be getting laid tonight. It's not like I'm deprived or anything.

Should that impress me? 

But okay if that's not how you do business, I didn't mean it as an insult. I just know what *I* would do if I'd go to California 

[Mal Brossard]

Here's your chance to call up the guy with the panties


(See how I tied two threads together like that?? Not bad eh? )

DAMMIT!!!  Why does everyone steal what I'm going to say just before I say it?!?!?!