"Pittman is known by fans as someone who stands still at the back of the stage and occassionally pretends to play his
ludicrous keyboard."
"Among Chris Pittman's
duties in the band are doing the bands laundry, cooking them food, driving their bus and fellating the members on request. Axl has stated to many fans that Pittman is not an official member of the band because he "is an embarassment to fans, new and old"."
"Chris Pitman once ran real fast the felded down."
Oh, my.........