How does Guns N'Roses travel?

[LittleFly]

By swiming. That's why they are always late onstage. The Atlantic is a pretty big ocean.

Stop lying to the guy! Lies are not cool!!

We all know it's by bicycle.

Actually, I heard it was via Wonka-vator.

And they are late sometimes because they push the wrong button and end up in Egypt or another far-flung locale.  Once they found themselves in low orbit. 

[Scabbie]

Time travel. They are actually still on the 02 tour, only someone pressed the wrong buttons.

[Tyson]

  They built a miniature boat from the still intact corn in Johnny Depp's shit.  Axl, on the other hand, bounces between cities on a dyslexic meatball named Sara. 

[da_pope]

Axl doesn't travel with the band. I think he has a private jet (Sanctuary owned probably.) The rest fly charter.

What a prick.

[nonlinear]

why do all of you have to clog up the thread with STUPID, pointless 'jokes' that no one cares about?

if you can't answer the question, don't post anything.  the last thing I want to read as I'm eating lunch is how Guns n' Roses make a boat from the 'still intact corn from johnny depp's shit.'

grow up

[LittleFly]

why do all of you have to clog up the thread with STUPID, pointless 'jokes' that no one cares about?

if you can't answer the question, don't post anything.? the last thing I want to read as I'm eating lunch is how Guns n' Roses make a boat from the 'still intact corn from johnny depp's shit.'

grow up

Wow, man.  Just trying to have a little fun.

[Mike McKagan]

Imagine rock n' roll fans having slightly warped senses of humor.

What would Joey Ramone say?

Nambis = party pooper (pun intended).