There's probably already another topic on this

[Back Off Bitch]

I am probably going to get bashed, etc...

But why is Axl's chest so red? It looks like someone slaps his chest 4040344309 times before the show...

[Steel_Angel]

yah, stupid question haha

[Back Off Bitch]

Just wondering, LOL...

[mornintrain]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Axl in the chest after hearing that his Appetite for Destruction was nothing more than an album.

[Pig Vomit]

Thats from sweeting and the running around.

[mornintrain]

Thats from sweeting and the running around.

...caused by Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick to the chest.

[Mattattack]

It's from the chemical peels.

[Evolution]

But why is Axl's chest so red?

He's mates with Ric Flair.

[Krispy Kreme]

I started  a thread recently that someone  said was the "all time" ridiculous thread, and it was locked, although several similar threads were started that were basically on the same topic and were not locked. It shows how inconsistent the mods are, and how inconsistently the 'rules' are applied (which raises the question, how is one to comply with inconsistent  rules). Anyway, this thread  is the most ridiculous thread  ever, and if there is a thread  in the universe that deserves locking, this is it. I am serious.

[DunkinDave]

It's from the chemical peels.

Chemical peel + nipples = ouch!

[Tomorrows]

Maybe he gets his chest waxed?

Then again, who cares?

[Mr.Intensity]

All the guys from the band slap his chest as hard as they can in order to pump him up for the show...

it's a ritual of sorts....

[G2N2R]

Then again, who cares?

Exactly, I don't see how this is important or relevant to anything.. kind of a lame idea for a thread. Seriously though, why do you care if his chest is red? Kind of strange. But i'll help you out anyway, I know for a fact that the reason it looks that way is because.......

WHO FUCKIN' CARES?