Let's have some fun....GNR Band members "Caption Contest"

[Tomorrows]

"last time I put out an album, you were all THIS tall"

 

Thats fucking great.

[Elrothiel]

Hey Ron! I bet YOU can't balance on the monitors!!

[dolphin]

"Sup.  Axl Rose in da houze, motherfuckas....fo shizzle..hizzle"

[dolphin]

Bumblefoot:  "Axl..I have to fart."

Axl:  "Bumblefoot, that wasn't a new guitar note I just heard was it?"

[dolphin]

"What was that?  I don't have to release Chinese Democracy afterall?"

[Shirell]

"Noooo, Not agaiiiiiiiiiiiin... Get the fuck out of here, bastard ETs"

"Beam me up Buckethead!"

[Jonathan]

"Noooo, Not agaiiiiiiiiiiiin... Get the fuck out of here, bastard ETs"

"Beam me up Buckethead!"

"For the.... God, can't you leave me alone for like, five seconds?!"

[Shirell]

"Axl: I would like to introduce you to our new guitarist stubblefoot the one legged guitarist"

Ya put your left leg in, your left leg out!

[Shirell]

"Red Rover Red Rover.............Send Velvet Revolver over"

"Group hug, everyone!"

Come on you all know the words to this one singalong "hava nagila"

[lookingforbigfoot]

"...it's fun to stay at the Y - M - C- A!"

Did Hillfiger try to pick a fight with anyone else here tonight? Raise your hand..

[dolphin]

Axl...."Damn, I gotta fart."

[Neemo]

Axl: "Thanks god that it's so loud that nobody heard me let one rip"
Tommy: "Dang!! Who farted!!!? Axl you bastard!!"

[Nighteyes]

I posted this thread in 2004:

http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=13772.0

but now the pics are gone?

damn, i want to see those pics 

[dolphin]

"Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning (Grease lightning)

We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the hit lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning "

[Thorne]

Fook......I can't get up!!!!!!

[Berra_Volume]

"Me, myself and Beta - we used to be in the same band"

[Axlfreek]

Axl Rose in the most anticipated sequel of the 21st century: MI:4

[GypsySoul]

Axl decides to scrap the three-guitarists idea and try the three-Axl-clones instead.


Thanks to Christos AG (and blueheart) for this pic.? AG originally posted it in the Italy show thread.

[Mr Rage]

stephine seymour is holding a sign saying "lets give it another go"

[deanaxlrose]

Axl       :Im sorry jesus.after all this years I make alot of mistake.
Robin   :Very funny Axl,Its me Robin.
Axl       :WTF?