Good for you old chap. Drink some fine wine and rent a luxurious female (or male, if you're into that sorta thing) escort and treat yourself to a wonderful night afterwards. Dine at the Ritz, perhaps, and take an overnight flight to Fiji. Anything is possible my friend. Now good day and good luck.
LOL. or just go for inbetween and get a crossdresser. Sorry, just had to do a bad joke.