Dealing with Chinese Democracy Fanatics
If anyone ever mentions Chinese Democracy to you in casual conversation, it is strongly recommended that you smile at and back away from them slowly and calmly while making soft, soothing noises. If the person who brings up this topic with you happens to be Axl Rose, ignore this advice and just run for it as fast as you can and as if your life depended on it, because in this particular circumstance it actually does.
that's fucking funny..