to have been a kid with the internet-

[mikegiuliana]

Of course my mind is always in the gutter so porn it is..

Anyone older can appreciate this thread.. Years ago you wanted to buy a porn magazine or a video but had to bribe some drunk or homless guy to get it for you.. or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress.. You also had that one porn tape you might have shared with friends and you could never view it cause someone was always in the living room..
 Then you had to wait to get it and the quality was shitty sometimes...
It must be great to be a teen an be able to just click a button and find anything in the privacy of your own home.. Scary for the parent of course, just talking like a teen ..

Vids everywhere all at the click of a button... To think years ago if you found amag on the street you would stuff it in your coat or pants and try to sneak it by your parents then guard it with your life in hiding spots.

you lucky kids...At least now we are lucky adults..

[godiva]

Now it's the other way around: hiding your porn from your kids  Oh boy, I do feel old now 

[mikegiuliana]

Now it's the other way around: hiding your porn from your kids? Oh boy, I do feel old now?

ha I never thought of that..

I remember the old porn tapes came in the biggest covers ever, like in styrafoam.. it was like jesus something I need to hide is huge

[misterID]

My internet porn as a kid?

The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel.

"Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind"

[jimb0]

stuffing a mag under your shirt, looking in your dads draw.  That sucked.  Then you though, oh my god, my fucking dad beats off to this 

Thank god for the internet.  Never a dull moment.  I  Internet Porn.

Beats looking out back by the old porn shop.  Now I gotta hide it from my g/f.

[Mandy.]

or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress..

I sooooooo remember that 

[godiva]

Beats looking out back by the old porn shop.  Now I gotta hide it from my g/f.

Oh come on, gotta share the good stuff with your gf! Don't be selfish! 

[Markus Asraelius]

In Salt Lake City, all you get is soft-core videos.

On magizines, you have to go to like a Barnes and Nobles. They hide them underneath the counters and you just have to ask for them but it's kind of embarrasing.

[Walk]

The best place to hide porn is in the form of a burned CD, placed strategically behind a Gorguts CD. The only way it would be found is if someone in my family suddenly felt like listening to death metal, picked Gorguts out of chance, discovered the hidden CD, and bothered to check it out. It's labeled as a backup anyway. I don't have to worry about that because they all hate my beautiful music. 

[SLCPUNK]

My internet porn as a kid?

The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel.

"Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind"

Sometimes the lingerie section to the JCPenny catalogue would have to do............

We made it work in our day.

[Danny Top Hat]

Of course my mind is always in the gutter so porn it is..

Anyone older can appreciate this thread.. Years ago you wanted to buy a porn magazine or a video but had to bribe some drunk or homless guy to get it for you.. or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress.. You also had that one porn tape you might have shared with friends and you could never view it cause someone was always in the living room..
 Then you had to wait to get it and the quality was shitty sometimes...
It must be great to be a teen an be able to just click a button and find anything in the privacy of your own home.. Scary for the parent of course, just talking like a teen ..

Vids everywhere all at the click of a button... To think years ago if you found amag on the street you would stuff it in your coat or pants and try to sneak it by your parents then guard it with your life in hiding spots.

you lucky kids...At least now we are lucky adults..

Yeah dude I remember those days.  Buying and selling porn mags at school, hiding them from your parents when you get home.  They were precious - and now who gives a fuck about porn mags?  Why look at pictures of ugly chicks when you can watch videos of hot chicks?

Anyone remember when Eurotrash was like the Holy Grail of porn?

[mikegiuliana]

My internet porn as a kid?

The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel.

"Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind"

Sometimes the lingerie section to the JCPenny catalogue would have to do............

We made it work in our day.

the victoria secret catalog still gets use.... I remember finding pics of kelly bundy in tv guide or alyssa milano. Elvira did well too back in the late 80's start of the 90's

The best had to be catching one of those soft core movie on HBO, or even getting something like revenge of the nerds, those 80's comedys with mild nudity..

[Neemo]

My internet porn as a kid?

The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel.

"Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind"

  Fuzzy Porn!!!

[2NaFish]

the ten minute free view at midnight was what i had to endure with.

glorious days my friends.

[anythinggoes]

My internet porn as a kid?

The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel.

"Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind"

Sometimes the lingerie section to the JCPenny catalogue would have to do............

We made it work in our day.

the victoria secret catalog still gets use.... I remember finding pics of kelly bundy in tv guide or alyssa milano. Elvira did well too back in the late 80's start of the 90's

The best had to be catching one of those soft core movie on HBO, or even getting something like revenge of the nerds, those 80's comedys with mild nudity..

i remember channel 4 in England about 12-13 ?years ago used to have a red light zone night after 12 and it was on till 4 normally a Saturday god i was a tired 14-15 year old on Sundays and looking back it was crap i always used to look out for the french movies as well my Favorite was Betty Blue i loved that film and it had a good story line too.

[EFISH]

carmen goes to college would be a good one these days..
check it out!

[mikegiuliana]

My internet porn as a kid?

The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel.

"Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind"

  Fuzzy Porn!!!

Yeah I remember if I would flick through the channels on cable sometimes the playboy would stay fuzzy for a while before going back to the ppv settings

On the old tv I had as a kid u had the regular stations, then the other knob that  was like 50 channels and only worked when the other dial was on Zero.. I forget the type of tv they were, all the old ones had two knobs, one that was the regular stations ,the other something different

[pasnow]

VHF & UHF   Mike..

[mikegiuliana]

VHF & UHF? ?Mike..

sounds right, had a big mutherfucking antena on it to, the fucking ears or double loop thingy

All the games had the tv game switch in the back with those U hooks that attached to those screws

Why couldn't there have been that red white yellow input in the front

[misterID]

My internet porn as a kid?

The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel.

"Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind"

  Fuzzy Porn!!!

Yeah I remember if I would flick through the channels on cable sometimes the playboy would stay fuzzy for a while before going back to the ppv settings

Haha! The good ole cable box would give that great 2 seconds of clear viewing.

What was heaven? Revenge of the Nerds on late night HBO... That was before skinomax.