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« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2006, 06:39:19 PM »

Yeah it would be interesting to see how much the industry has changed over the last 15 years. I remember being about 14-15 and going to a local drugs store and stealing a porno rag after swim practice.. Stuck it in my towel bag.. Haha, looking back I think I did it more just for the sake of doing it than actually WANTING the porno. But that's another thing  that has changed, at least in the suburbs, was having a "local" mom & pop drugs store.. Before the days of CVS & Taget which have strict policies against what mags they cover.. So my guess is there are less actual porno mags (brands) than before.

As for hiding it in your room, my brother got caught with a few pages he had torn out. We found a nearby shed where some older kids hung out, I suppose maybe they would sneak out some beers,, cigarettes & porno's.. Anyway, My Mom found them underneath his rug and absoluitely flipped. HAHA, my poor brother. This was probably 15 years ago. So about a year ago my Mom mentions they are replacing the carpets in our bedrooms now that we have all moved out.. I thought, 'Oh, ok nice.' Then it hit me, wait I better get over to check out underneath his carpet to make sure nothing is still hidden under there. I never made it over, but I don't think she saw anything..

As for the net, it is pretty f'ing amazing how much porn is on there... makes getting laid seem so easy and I think "Where did I go wrong in life." but I'm sure most of those girls are paid porn stars.. Seems that Amatuer porn took off with the net. I guess because it's so easy to make, as opposed to an actual Magazine or VHS tape. I don't know if it'd be better or worse to be a teen now with such easy access to porn. I dunno, I still kinda like my "stole a porn mag" story..
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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2006, 06:49:58 PM »

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As for the net, it is pretty f'ing amazing how much porn is on there... makes getting laid seem so easy and I think "Where did I go wrong in life." but I'm sure most of those girls are paid porn stars.. Seems that Amatuer porn took off with the net. I guess because it's so easy to make, as opposed to an actual Magazine or VHS tape. I don't know if it'd be better or worse to be a teen now with such easy access to porn. I dunno, I still kinda like my "stole a porn mag" story..

yeah man, I liked your story ,.brings back memories... Pages torn out, god I had that shit too, millions of folds too rofl

The net is amazing for hooking up, my single friends get laid all the time from myspace and chat rooms.. years ago you met some stranger in the bar, now you meet someone online and view pics and see if you're interested. SKip that akward step of going up to some stranger thinking of stupid pick up lines.. I know the net is dangerous cause you have those men posing as kids and shit. Some girl wasted in a bar going with some guy she just met isn't to safe either..
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« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2006, 07:13:43 PM »

or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress..

I sooooooo remember that? Grin

aren't u 14 or 15
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« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2006, 10:47:42 PM »

remember finding porno mags stashed in the woods? all moldy & gross, but you'd still look at them. Guess you had to be a child of the`80s.....
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« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2006, 01:26:46 AM »

or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress..

I sooooooo remember that? Grin

aren't u 14 or 15

16 in a couple of weeks.
But still. I so remember that in my 12s or something? hihi
Although internet was already popular back then.
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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2006, 04:12:43 AM »



16 in a couple of weeks.
But still. I so remember that in my 12s or something  hihi



"My 12's"?

 hihi hihi

That is the quote of the week, maybe the month.
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« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2006, 04:13:36 AM »

remember finding porno mags stashed in the woods? all moldy & gross, but you'd still look at them. Guess you had to be a child of the`80s.....

We used to hide all our porno mags down by our tree fort in the woods.

Ahhh...the memories.........
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« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2006, 06:58:03 AM »



16 in a couple of weeks.
But still. I so remember that in my 12s or something? hihi



"My 12's"?

 hihi hihi

That is the quote of the week, maybe the month.

LOL.

It's not my fault though.? hihi

No, but seriously, my bro was porn obsessed, more than normal. You entered his room and all you saw was porn all around. Posters and everything. But then my dad had a go at him because of me and my other sister.
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« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2006, 07:48:32 AM »

... And at twelve, you were stealing his porn?.................... I think that it's you your dad should be worried about.

Broadband revoloutinised the whole thing, that was the major leap. I mean, my memories of back in the day are of waiting for about three days for what turned out to be a three minute clip from a shitty quality bumpkin movie to download........... Most of the time it wasn't even that. It would just involve sitting in front of a computer waiting five minutes for PICTURE to load. I usually had to end up relying on channel 5 to sort me out. They seem to have cleaned themselves up a bit now........

These days kids can open Limewire, go downstairs for dinner, come back up twenty minutes later and wham-bam-strawberry jam

(thank you m'am) and we all say thankya.

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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2006, 07:56:30 AM »

... And at twelve, you were stealing his porn?.................... I think that it's you your dad should be worried about.


I never said I stole them! It was impossible not to look at them though, his room was right next to mine and whenever the door was opened, all you could see was porn, porn, porn. And I was only 12, beginning to find out about all those things.
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« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2006, 07:56:53 AM »

... And at twelve, you were stealing his porn?.................... I think that it's you your dad should be worried about.

Broadband revoloutinised the whole thing, that was the major leap. I mean, my memories of back in the day are of waiting for about three days for what turned out to be a three minute clip from a shitty quality bumpkin movie to download........... Most of the time it wasn't even that. It would just involve sitting in front of a computer waiting five minutes for PICTURE to load. I usually had to end up relying on channel 5 to sort me out. They seem to have cleaned themselves up a bit now........

These days kids can open Limewire, go downstairs for dinner, come back up twenty minutes later and wham-bam-strawberry jam

(thank you m'am) and we all say thankya.

Well, they do at least.

Channel 5 Ruled in the late nineties with their late night movies Confessions of a ...... and some cheap early 1990s adult thriller

I must admit i do like the new Playboy one channel on Sky 912 lots of late nights with that
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« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2006, 08:00:10 AM »

I remember being at the beach at around 13-14 and laying on the blanket checking out some older girls around 18 in skimpy bikinis all together just laying face down I started drilling in the sand.... At that age you can't control yourself seeing older girls in bikinis..

Reminds me of a video I saw,.... There were these two hotties making out in a parking lot at ?abeach adn all these guys just standing around, then in the corner of the video you can see this kid who is like 13 slapping and grabbing at the front of his pants, hunching over, just going crazy... ?hihi At that age it's just to much for a kid going through puberty to handle.. It would be like kelly lebrock showing up at your house like weird science....

Quick question is there any porn on youtube or is it no nudity?

"12's" how many years is that rofl

best was the one friend you had that had parents with the illegal cable box, was when Spice was starting out...

The best shit I have found is the adult message boards just like this but with uploaded porn, all you have to do is click the links and it either comes up wmv or real one... ?The adult websites with those pop ups and shit just suck with those teaser clicps..
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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2006, 08:07:30 AM »

I remember when i was probly 12 or 13 me and my brother and a few other neighborhood kids were hanging out at another kids house and his parents were at work.. this was during the summer break.. and we were all sitting in his parents room watching his dads porn when no other then his grandmother came walking into the house and caught us all with most filthyist porn i have yet to see today..  It turned out to be such a horrible day.. my dad just laughed when he found out!

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« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2006, 09:42:54 AM »

Broadband revoloutinised the whole thing, that was the major leap. I mean, my memories of back in the day are of waiting for about three days for what turned out to be a three minute clip from a shitty quality bumpkin movie to download........... Most of the time it wasn't even that. It would just involve sitting in front of a computer waiting five minutes for PICTURE to load. I usually had to end up relying on channel 5 to sort me out. They seem to have cleaned themselves up a bit now........

A whole picture!? Hell, in the good old days, a whole picture would fill up a hard drive! So, to save space, we used ASCII, after walking in the snow for 5 miles, of course.

http://www.spacebarcowboy.com/ascii/babes/veronica.html

Yeah, we we REALLY horny back then.  rofl
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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2006, 10:08:34 AM »

Broadband revoloutinised the whole thing, that was the major leap. I mean, my memories of back in the day are of waiting for about three days for what turned out to be a three minute clip from a shitty quality bumpkin movie to download........... Most of the time it wasn't even that. It would just involve sitting in front of a computer waiting five minutes for PICTURE to load. I usually had to end up relying on channel 5 to sort me out. They seem to have cleaned themselves up a bit now........

A whole picture!? Hell, in the good old days, a whole picture would fill up a hard drive! So, to save space, we used ASCII, after walking in the snow for 5 miles, of course.

http://www.spacebarcowboy.com/ascii/babes/veronica.html

Yeah, we we REALLY horny back then.  rofl

OMG that's so funny. You jacked off to THAT??? Well, it's all in the eye of the beholder I suppose. Gives 'Use your illusion' a whole new meaning  rofl
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« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2006, 02:11:17 AM »

What sucks is when you're a kid with internet access, downloading porn and shit onto your computer and getting away with it... and one day your mom happens to borrow your compo to check her mail and twenty naked porn stars make it past the pop-up blocker!!?

My poor brother...  hihi



These days kids can open Limewire, go downstairs for dinner, come back up twenty minutes later and wham-bam-strawberry jam


Strawberry?? Huh?
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« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2006, 12:12:56 AM »

good ole' scrambled Spice channel...*memories*--course' i was like 13 when the net was just starting to get accesible, and i found these things called "newsgroups"...suddenly, my computer literacy grew (as did other stuff) rofl
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« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2006, 06:10:10 AM »

scrambled spice... The first pc I owned was a comador 64 and at school we had those giant apple computers.. I only remember blank pages and a super fat blinking curser Cry No porn, just crappy floppy discs.. I was out of HS by 94, they were still giving typing classes with typwriters.. paper typewriter and white out hihi
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« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2006, 06:07:34 PM »

Of course the porn thing is a given........but think about everything else.  These kids today can just log online and do their entire homework assignments and shit right there.  You can find everything.  Remember back when we had to fucking actually research shit through a 5 lb per book, 26 volume encyclopedia.  Man I know when I started college (late after I got out of the army), everything was so much easier.   Shit the only thing you could use computers for back when I went to school was playing Oregon Trail or typing then printing it out on that giant continous box of paper with the the side things you had to pull off.
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« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2006, 08:47:33 PM »

I think porn was better in the early days of the internet now its like everyone uses the same positions and not very many attractive amatuers are seen. Most girls on the internet have to be wearing lingeri just for me to be turned on but they usually wear something ugly lol. So my porn collection is very small and i rarely view it  Cry
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