Trunk's Top Ten

[RoCoKiN]

Here's a little homage to David Letterman's Top Ten List. This is one I'd like to call:

The Top Ten Worst things Axl could say on Eddie Trunk's show Friday Night when he calls in:

10. Tommy really hurt my feelings and I'm not doing another show until he says he's sorry!

9. We are currently looking at a 2012 release for the new album...I'd like to have it released on my 50th birthday.

8. I'd like to ask that all the fashion designers stop slapping me everytime I see them.

7. Stephanie...if your listening...baby, please come back to me.

6. I really started thinking since the last time I was on your show and I really just want to cover W.A.S.P. songs from here on out. no new material...just W.A.S.P.!

5. ...can you hear me now?...

4. Dude you gotta do something about Baz...he won't leave me alone, he's everywhere I go...talk to him, please...I remember now why I hadn't talked to him for thirteen years. Help!

3. I'm having a hard time finishing this new song I wrote and I was wondering if you know a word that rhymes with Hilfiger?

2. Hey Ed, can you play guitar by any chance...and if so, what are you doing for the next 6 or 7 months?

and the #1 worst thing Axl could say on Eddie Trunk:

1. i'd like to request a song, could you play "Slither" by Velvet Revolver?

[axlslash4eva]

LMFAO that was fuckin great, it would be classic for axl to request a VR song wow that would be great lol u gotta put up more shit if u think of it

[GnR-NOW]

i think it would be funny as hell if axl requested slither, that would be a real smart ass thing to do

[axlslash4eva]

or how sick would it be if he goes in with the band and goes were gunna ply a acoustic cover and they start 2 play fall to pieces wow i would die laughing

[mornintrain]

nah it would be much better if axl requested anything by adlers appetite

[metallex78]

i think it would be funny as hell if axl requested slither, that would be a real smart ass thing to do

I think it would show that Axl has definitely matured enough to enjoy new music put out by ex-members. Same as Slash going onto radio and requesting a new GN'R song.

[axlslash4eva]

or slashs snakepit

[Drew]

4. Dude you gotta do something about Baz...he won't leave me alone, he's everywhere I go...talk to him, please...I remember now why I hadn't talked to him for thirteen years. Help!

Funny

[nycangel]

lmao that was awesome, very funny

[EFISH]

you made my night

[Tomorrows]

LOL - some of those things actually sound like they could be coming from straight Axl's mouth in jest. Very much in line with his sense of humour.

The ultimate worst thing - and this is no joke either - is if Axl said that his studio had burned down and they lost all of CD.

[RoCoKiN]

wHAT WE REALLY WANT IS A RELEASE DATE AND i HOPE "SOON" IS THE WORD, NOT "FALL"...BUT I'D SETTLE FOR FALL

[godiva]

You're funny! 

[Big Gun]

Axl: " I really like to do a duet with my good friend...Scott *Cokehead* Wheiland "

[jsg2295]

1A.  It took me so long to get the record out cause
i couldnt find a word that rhymed with Dylan.

[Gargh!]

The Hilfiger one was great.

[Eeebs]

Hehe... funny list!  That was awesome!

[makane]

I don't see anything weird if Axl would request "Slither" . He could like it, it's not like hes not allowed to listen it. It would be cool actually of him to ask it.

[.Seal]

Meh.. Why do I feel to see the point of this thread..?

Some of them are funny but the rest bleh.. Just my oppinion though.

[jimb0]

Meh.. Why do I feel to see the point of this thread..?

Some of them are funny but the rest bleh.. Just my oppinion though.

how do you feel to see?

I found it funny just cuz Baz is like an Axl groupie it seems.  I'm glad though, cuz Baz is still like all rock n' roll n' shit, while Axl's kinda grown out of that. 


Disfigure, The Hilfigure, Oh Yeah, No Wigga will save Hillfiga,  you jigga