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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2006, 06:31:09 PM »
My advice? Don't take the test in a minivan.lol When I got my license I didn't have any other choice and failed because I hit the curb while doing a 3-point turn. This was down in FL. Most of the driving test was behind the DMV, I think we drove on the street for about 50 feet, no parallel parking (thank God). The 2nd time I took the driver's test I got marked off because I "would have impeded traffic" during the 3-point turn. Duh, I'm in a freakin minivan. Do you think I'd be trying a 3-point turn in a narrow street with a minivan after I get my license? Hell no. But yeah, I passed the 2nd time. I think I got a 70.lol

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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2006, 08:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Mama Kin on May 04, 2006, 06:16:22 PM
Here's some fun questions to ask people getting their drivers, they never seem to know the answers.

1. What does a silver octagon mean?
2. What do the yellow lines on your right hand side mean?

Both the answers are the same. Good luck!

I've been driving for 15 years and I don't know what you are talking about. 
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« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2006, 03:02:18 AM »
Think about it. You're driving down the road, you see the yellow lines are on the right hand side of the car, then, ahead of you is a silver octagon. What do you suppose this all means?


This is exactly why I stay the fuck home.

If you see the yellow lines are on your right side and a silver octagon, this means only one thing....You're on the wrong side of the damn road.
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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2006, 09:37:15 AM »
Quote from: Mama Kin on May 05, 2006, 03:02:18 AM
Think about it. You're driving down the road, you see the yellow lines are on the right hand side of the car, then, ahead of you is a silver octagon. What do you suppose this all means?


This is exactly why I stay the fuck home.

If you see the yellow lines are on your right side and a silver octagon, this means only one thing....You're on the wrong side of the damn road.

I've never made a habit of driving on the wrong side of the road, so that's why I couldn't picture that.  In fact, I can honestly say I've never driven on the wrong side of the road.   Never even come close.  How drunk would you have to be to do that, anyway?
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« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2006, 11:06:24 AM »
Quote from: Sterling on May 05, 2006, 09:37:15 AM
Quote from: Mama Kin on May 05, 2006, 03:02:18 AM
Think about it. You're driving down the road, you see the yellow lines are on the right hand side of the car, then, ahead of you is a silver octagon. What do you suppose this all means?


This is exactly why I stay the fuck home.

If you see the yellow lines are on your right side and a silver octagon, this means only one thing....You're on the wrong side of the damn road.

I've never made a habit of driving on the wrong side of the road, so that's why I couldn't picture that.? In fact, I can honestly say I've never driven on the wrong side of the road.? ?Never even come close.? How drunk would you have to be to do that, anyway?
You'd have to live in England.lol (or the US for you European drivers).

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« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2006, 11:44:34 AM »
Quote from: Mama Kin on May 05, 2006, 03:02:18 AM
Think about it. You're driving down the road, you see the yellow lines are on the right hand side of the car, then, ahead of you is a silver octagon. What do you suppose this all means?


This is exactly why I stay the fuck home.

If you see the yellow lines are on your right side and a silver octagon, this means only one thing....You're on the wrong side of the damn road.

I didn't know what you were talking about before, but I knew it had to be something obvious. Like Sterling, I've never driven on the wrong side of the road, but I have actually seen people do it on a few occasions.
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« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2006, 04:30:31 PM »
I'm taking my test tomorrow... nervous nervous nervous

I'm convinced i'll fuck it up
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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2006, 04:32:35 PM »
I finally stopped procrastinating, and got my permit last week..

I'm a complete idiot. I took the test online, and its supposbly real easy. You have to get 15/20 right to pass. I failed twice. You get only three trys and have to re-pay each time. I got 15/20 on my last try Grin

I have been practicing driving in a parking lot but my dad is scared to take me because I accidently floored it and almost crashed haha! rofl
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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2006, 04:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Stoned on September 19, 2006, 04:30:31 PM
I'm taking my test tomorrow... nervous nervous nervous

I'm convinced i'll fuck it up

Good luck Chief

But go in with a PMA it will help you better than "I'm convinced i'll fuck it up"
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« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2006, 06:11:44 PM »
Quote from: anythinggoes on September 19, 2006, 04:34:16 PM
Quote from: Stoned on September 19, 2006, 04:30:31 PM
I'm taking my test tomorrow... nervous nervous nervous

I'm convinced i'll fuck it up

Good luck Chief

But go in with a PMA it will help you better than "I'm convinced i'll fuck it up"
Ya i'll try, i just happen to be easily nervous with these things.....PMA....can you get that in pill form? Cheesy
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« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2006, 08:21:39 AM »
I was meant to go for mine like 3 weeks ago.  I will next week.  Promise.  Bahaha.   nervous
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« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2006, 10:00:40 AM »
I failed.

Fuck.

Instructor was a picky cunt!

Bugger, i'll pass next time...
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« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2006, 10:08:08 AM »
Quote from: Stoned on September 20, 2006, 10:00:40 AM
I failed.

Fuck.

Instructor was a picky cunt!

Bugger, i'll pass next time...

You didnt take your PMA did you  no hard luck mate better luck next time if its any consilation i crashed 9 days after passing first time
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« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2006, 10:31:28 AM »
Quote from: anythinggoes on September 20, 2006, 10:08:08 AM
You didnt take your PMA did you? no
Nah, i had a redbull instead Cheesy
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« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2006, 03:11:21 PM »
hey just to let u guys know i did take the test... got it first try ... so thanks for the advice
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« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2006, 06:31:18 PM »
If you don't pass your first time, never rule out the option of a bribe...   Wink
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« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2006, 07:23:14 PM »
I got my second test booked for Friday The 13th  nervous Cheesy
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« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2006, 07:27:54 PM »
Quote from: Stoned on October 03, 2006, 07:23:14 PM
I got my second test booked for Friday The 13th? nervous Cheesy

What were the reasons for your failure?
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« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2006, 07:32:39 PM »
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I got my second test booked for Friday The 13th? nervous Cheesy

What were the reasons for your failure?
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« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2006, 07:35:37 PM »
^ Don't park and start hitting on woman, you will fail straight away for that  yes
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