Isiah Thomas
Current Position: Ensuring that the New York Knicks -- like global warming and the national debt -- become an onerous burden for future generations.
Qualifications: Formerly ran the Continental Basketball Association ... right into the ground.
Probable Platform: Look nice in a suit; flash a killer smile; throw money at every problem, real and imagined; excite New York City tabloids by doing something wacky at least once a week.
Possible Drawbacks: League owners not excited when something wacky involves giving millions of undeserved dollars to Jerome James.
Overall Rating: One star. Little known facts: Thomas was in charge of the Mars Polar Lander project and
is working with Axl Rose on "Chinese Democracy."http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/060321