If you could change your sex for 24 hours, what would you do?

[Mr. Dick Purple]

If I turned into a woman for 24 hours, then I would explore my own body for a full day so I can gather the right knowledge of what to do with a woman.

Good call 

On the other hand I think that I would take advices of skynyrd and take a little anal 
 

[Elrothiel]

Yea you should... its soooooo good! *melts*

[Hammy]

I would argue which one is better Rosey, Samoa Joe or Deadman.
Then I would post at least three times a day to Wrestling-threat.

You don't need to change you sex to do that darling we've had women in there before, we even have one now

I'm impressed how you know the names, Samoa Joe's the best by the way.

[Elrothiel]

Wrestling sucks ass anyway! Why would you wanna watch lots of men wearing spandex wrestle each other and grabbing each others crotches!!?

I've watched it, they grab each other's crotches for throws! And then there are the moves where one guy picks up his opponent and sits him on his shoulders... so there's a crotch-to-face situation.

Really. Why would a bunch of men want to watch that?

[Markus Asraelius]

Wrestling sucks ass anyway! Why would you wanna watch lots of men wearing spandex wrestle each other and grabbing each others crotches!!?

I've watched it, they grab each other's crotches for throws! And then there are the moves where one guy picks up his opponent and sits him on his shoulders... so there's a crotch-to-face situation.

Really. Why would a bunch of men want to watch that?

Well maybe some men have some sick fantasies.

[Hammy]

Really. Why would a bunch of men want to watch that?

'Tis an entertaining art form at best, some people just don't get it. ?Your comments show your total lack of knowledge about the business, if it was exactly like you described no i would not watch it but it's not, not to worry though i'm used to naive haters and it's not for everyone. ?Not to be sexist but it's mainly a bloke thing although i'm sure there's plenty of blokes here lining up to bash it to. ?It has it's moments where it is awful which make you wonder why you watch, it can be trully embarrasing at times but at others it's magnifcent and entertaining. ?The fact that it's all preplanned gives the athletes involved the chance to put on a more entertaining show. ?You can have 30 minute classics where through the wrestling a story is told in the ring and these guys push themselves to the limit putting their bodies on the line doing their upmost to put on the most entertaining show they can, guys prepared to bleed in the ring. ?These are like actors turned stunt men not only are there constant stories going with them acting (sometimes poorly sometimes greatly depending on who...) they take the falls and bums stuntmen would. ?Like i said it's entertainment, but it's not for everyone but it's not as homoerotic as you described.....

[Backslash]

I just think wrestling is ridiculous because it's a soap opera.

[Elrothiel]

Stoned... I do understand what you're saying. I'm not a hater... I actually do like it and find it quite entertaining, but I still don't understand how people can take it so seriously....

You get these people who get really really into it, and they support a particular wrestler, and they have these huge arguments with people who support that wrestler's "enemy"... even though they're not really enemies!

Fans like that are disillusioned to the max...

[McGann]

I would be a girl
And wrestle with Skynyrdgirl...
Sounds like fun to me!!! 

Splash

/Mike

[Markus Asraelius]

I agree. I think it's stupid how so many people take it so seriously.

I mean it's entertaining at times but to me it's not even really a sport.

[Hammy]

but I still don't understand how people can take it so seriously....

You get these people who get really really into it, and they support a particular wrestler, and they have these huge arguments with people who support that wrestler's "enemy"... even though they're not really enemies!

I take it seriously in one sense, i'm a die-hard fan have been since i started watching it in 1992 when i was like 7. ?But in other ways i don't i mean your example is comical because anyone who supports one side or the other, good guy or bad guy clearly don't realise it's preplanned not all together real nature. ?I have favourites as everyone does but i won't lose any sleep if they win/lose anyway, 'tis just very entertaining to me. ?The arguments i will get into is about who is more talented in the sense of someone defending one actor against another e.g. someone great like Robert De Niro against someone who sucks ass like Vin Diesel and i question why they employ such a moron....

...it's sport entertainment, and anything where people bleed and do stuff as athletic as what these guys do may not be a sport but it's fuckin' impressive.? People who take it seriously Markus are people who are passionate, there's plenty of people who don't get why us here take the New GN'R so seriously....

....Good thinking McGann

[McGann]

Thank you so much, Stoned!
Pro Wrestling, to say my piece,
Is athletic soap.

When some say it's fake,
I say "Do you watch ER?
Or Law and Order?"

They're dramas, too, folks...
If you like 'em, then watch 'em.
Watch what you enjoy!

One thing that I dig
Is the business of wrestling
Backstage news and such.

Splash

/Mike

[Elrothiel]

but I still don't understand how people can take it so seriously....

You get these people who get really really into it, and they support a particular wrestler, and they have these huge arguments with people who support that wrestler's "enemy"... even though they're not really enemies!

I take it seriously in one sense, i'm a die-hard fan have been since i started watching it in 1992 when i was like 7.  But in other ways i don't i mean your example is comical because anyone who supports one side or the other, good guy or bad guy clearly don't realise it's preplanned not all together real nature.  I have favourites as everyone does but i won't lose any sleep if they win/lose anyway, 'tis just very entertaining to me.  The arguments i will get into is about who is more talented in the sense of someone defending one actor against another e.g. someone great like Robert De Niro against someone who sucks ass like Vin Diesel and i question why they employ such a moron....

...it's sport entertainment, and anything where people bleed and do stuff as athletic as what these guys do may not be a sport but it's fuckin' impressive.  People who take it seriously Markus are people who are passionate, there's plenty of people who don't get why us here take the New GN'R so seriously....

....Good thinking McGann

When you put it that way... yea I understand.

Gotta say, when I was little (ages 7 to 10) I used to really get into it! That was funny... I wore pants over leggings for years! Ohhh that's embarrassing...

[Markus Asraelius]

Passionate? Please...

More like a mental malfunction...

[Danny Top Hat]

Back on topic - starting now.

[GunsN'Gravy]

I would cry all the time, order a double big mac meal with a diet coke. Bake brownies, cry again, read a romance novel and listen to Sarah Mclaughlin.

[D]

This board is goin to hell.


Id find a Lesbian beach and party like a motherfucker.

[misterID]

This board is goin to hell.


Id find a Lesbian beach and party like a motherfucker.

That would be frustrating though. You know you'd want to have sex but you'd have to use a strap on. That's not cool. I think it would be completely traumatic. I don't want a vagina... Of my own, I mean... that's attached to me... you know what I mean.

[Aava]

Waaaay, whats wrong with Wrestling?

Nothing. 

I know some girls who call me a little kid for likiong wrestling yet they still love winnie the pooh and teddy bears at 20?!

Go figure

I know some guys (actually one guy), who wants to dress like Madonna..

Go Figure

I'm impressed how you know the names, Samoa Joe's the best by the way.

I did some research.   

[D]

This board is goin to hell.


Id find a Lesbian beach and party like a motherfucker.

That would be frustrating though. You know you'd want to have sex but you'd have to use a strap on. That's not cool. I think it would be completely traumatic. I don't want a vagina... Of my own, I mean... that's attached to me... you know what I mean.

good point, id probably take some sleepin pills and try and sleep for 24 hours.