Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple

[Sin Cut]

This is a idea we've been working on for a while. How this work is that after this thread has gone old -> been a while on page two, etc. or in the start of next month Mr. Dick Purpe will send a pm to the next gunner of the month if he likes to answer these questions. Who will then, after a while, Pm someone else.

Everyone got it? It really ain't that hard boys and girls.

Without further delay I bring you MR. DICK PURPLE!!


Age: 26

Nationality: Ecuadorian

are you single? Yes Sir!   

How you found the site: Dead Horse told me about it and he told me it was great and Goddamn it he is right

Favourite color: Blue

Favorite place: The beach

Favorite drink: Whisky on the rocks

When did you discover GN'R: age of 10 while my sister was listening SCOM

What kind of music do you listen to other than GN'R: Queen, Maiden, Helloween, Megadeth , Dream Theater, Def Leppard thats all I can remember now

Favorite song of the moment: Fuck thats dificult, ummm Locomotive I've always hear it in my car

Your htgth-highlight: mmmmm, I have no idea! I've been very low profile.

Have you met anybody from the board in real life: Just dead horse which used to live near my place

Favorite smiley:    

Describe yourself with one word: Funny

Would you suck a dick for a million dollars: no fucking way!   

If you could take a trip anywhere where would u go? To some desert Island in the caribean

If you could do anything, what would you do? I would like to have the power of magneto so I can eliminated all the weapons in the world.

If you had to trade places for a day with one poster which one would it be? Australia, anyone who lives there I'd love to be downunder   

Anything else you'd like to add: Nothing more, just this place is great   

[Backslash]

Congrats man!! job well done!

but come on, it's $1,000,000!!! man, I'd do it for $1,000.  When I'm not on a workterm, I'd do it for $50.   

[Sin Cut]

Now to think of it, I could've altered these replies real gay!

Like favorite color: pink
Anything else you'd like to add: I really got a crush on Mr. Sir Blue Cut, he's just so beautiful and I dunno what to do! The man's like art or something and I really like to know him in a tender, loving, gay-way. 


 

I could've done that, but I didn't, and guess what, that makes the most honest gunner of the month! 


EDIT:

You know I could be right! Just check Dick Purple's favorite color, uh oh 

I always thought it was purple.

[Mr. Dick Purple]

 
No way my fave color is blue, always have been 
And when exactly I have to pm the next gunner of the month?


And thanks, this is such an honour

[Sin Cut]

No way my fave color is blue, always have been 
And when exactly I have to pm the next gunner of the month?


And thanks, this is such an honour

Well you got the power on this one 

Either sometime in April or earlier if you feel like it.

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Congrats man!! job well done!

but come on, it's $1,000,000!!! man, I'd do it for $1,000.  When I'm not on a workterm, I'd do it for $50.   

NO way man, I might be born the same day as Steven Adler but never follow his paths  Only the drumming 

[Markus Asraelius]

A dick can be a dirty thing.

I mean what if the guy he sucks doesn't wash his penis. Could you imagine?

[Izzy]

Congrats man!! job well done!

but come on, it's $1,000,000!!! man, I'd do it for $1,000.? When I'm not on a workterm, I'd do it for $50.? ?

Lets talk

[Eugene Klein]

NO way man, I might be born the same day as Steven Adler but never follow his paths? Only the drumming?

Really? are you a drummer? 

[Jonathan]

Congratulations Mr. Dick Purple!

How will you celebrate? With Linkin Park's cover of Sweet Child O' Mine?

[plasmabeam]

What kind of music do you listen to other than GN'R: Queen, Maiden, Helloween, Megadeth , Dream Theater, Def Leppard thats all I can remember now

Awesome to see a Maiden and Helloween fan. 

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Congratulations Mr. Dick Purple!

How will you celebrate? With Linkin Park's cover of Sweet Child O' Mine?

  Oh man that cover was horrible 
But thanks I will now put on my PC 

What kind of music do you listen to other than GN'R: Queen, Maiden, Helloween, Megadeth , Dream Theater, Def Leppard thats all I can remember now

Awesome to see a Maiden and Helloween fan. 

Die hard fan of Helloween and Maiden great to have you around too

Really? are you a drummer? 

Well no and some sort of yes, I always wanted to play drums, but my parents never bought me a drumset when I was a kid, instead they bought me a guitar 
NOt that it was wrong but I didnt want that, specially cause everyone know how to play guitar at least a few songs anyway, for drums you need to synchronize your rythym and have a sense of beat, a friend taught me to play drums but I never had one, everytime I've got the chance to play drums I do it 

[badapple81]

With the photos Mr Dick Purple posts on here and the beautiful MULTIPLE women he goes out with every night.. different women each time.. he deserves it every month! 

[misterID]

The real question is: If your life depended on it would you suck a dick? Answer: Death!

And if I did suck a dick for a million bucks I'd have to kill them afterwards.

*pulls out knife, wipes mouth*

Oh, and congrats dick purple.

[BLS-Pride]

Favorite drink: Whisky on the rocks

Sweeeeet. Damn cool in my book.

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Your htgth-highlight: mmmmm, I have no idea! I've been very low profile.

nothing?!  do you remember when Axl was Skogszal? 

[journey]

Congratulations Mr. Dick Purple! 

[jameslofton29]

Congrats Dick.




Now let me know when I win this award.

[Genesis]

Congrats Mr. Dick Purple! 

[Sin Cut]

Hey Dick Purple, I got a question, how does it feel to be the first ever gunner of the month?