The Grendood Song

[grendood]

inspired by the bellends on here work in progress.

Im on my way meffin im only messin, trespassin crystal meffin! ill break ya fucking face an ill nick ya resin! then ill kick yer head in!

Then ill start grabbin at passers by, cars and buses! you are all a bunch of fuckin pussies! this is grendood rap!!

smoke it toke it deal it break! smoke it smoke it! smoke it!

best believes in my wannabes! im a motherfuckin prodigy, africa, jamaica, india and liverpool!

fuck yooons! im always fightin droppin an E an im nickin ya purse (skynyrdgirl)!

me mate JIM bosses theeeeeees! like you wouldnt believe! hes not a bellend! hes not a bellend! lets have a squitzy on you're jeb end!

thats a ciggyyyy or a rolly im not fuckin bothered! bothered! bothered (dickheads)

fucking bedwetterS! i want you're sweaters! sell it in the market for a tenner! probly wont even get that much! fruit of the loom innit!

eeezy man im a geezer, microphone teaser, crowd pleaser, im a motherfuckin prodigy
sweatin like a beaver.

get yer rat out get yer rat out sweat it like a beaver. oi oi.

[SLCPUNK]

Fan-friggin-tastic, you should do well at small hotel lounges across the world.............

Edit: One note "Sweat it like a Beaver" really is over used these days, maybe try for something more original, doesn't matter if it makes sense..................

[Butch Français]

I like the SLC song better. I wrote it half an hour ago, then I forgot about it.

[SLCPUNK]

I like the SLC song better. I wrote it half an hour ago, then I forgot about it.

You'll remember when I sweat it like a Beaver...................

[SuperMike]

inspired by the bellends on here work in progress.

Im on my way meffin im only messin, trespassin crystal meffin! ill break ya fucking face an ill nick ya resin! then ill kick yer head in!

Then ill start grabbin at passers by, cars and buses! you are all a bunch of fuckin pussies! this is grendood rap!!

smoke it toke it deal it break! smoke it smoke it! smoke it!

best believes in my wannabes! im a motherfuckin prodigy, africa, jamaica, india and liverpool!

fuck yooons! im always fightin droppin an E an im nickin ya purse (skynyrdgirl)!

me mate JIM bosses theeeeeees! like you wouldnt believe! hes not a bellend! hes not a bellend! lets have a squitzy on you're jeb end!

thats a ciggyyyy or a rolly im not fuckin bothered! bothered! bothered (dickheads)

fucking bedwetterS! i want you're sweaters! sell it in the market for a tenner! probly wont even get that much! fruit of the loom innit!

eeezy man im a geezer, microphone teaser, crowd pleaser, im a motherfuckin prodigy
sweatin like a beaver.

get yer rat out get yer rat out sweat it like a beaver. oi oi.

You are one weird "dood."

[the dirt]

I believe you have found your calling.

[Jonathan]

That was some red hot smokin' lyrics........

[badapple81]

What a bellend

[SLCPUNK]

What a bellend

Bigtime...........

[grendood]

Fan-friggin-tastic, you should do well at small hotel lounges across the world.............

since when do rappers play in small hotel lounges?

gimp

Also is that Bush website for real? if it is, what a poisoned bellend you are.

if its not, please forgive me for I have not yet idulged in my normal 10 shots of cofee and cocaine sprinkled toast.

[Sakib]

i dont understand that song

[jabba2]

Kinda rocks but i need to hear a jingle along with it. That was quite a rap.

[SLCPUNK]

Fan-friggin-tastic, you should do well at small hotel lounges across the world.............

since when do rappers play in small hotel lounges?

gimp

Also is that Bush website for real? if it is, what a poisoned bellend you are.

if its not, please forgive me for I have not yet idulged in my normal 10 shots of cofee and cocaine sprinkled toast.

Everybody raps these days, even at the Howard Johnsons.......

Is it for real?

Whadda you think?

[grendood]

Fan-friggin-tastic, you should do well at small hotel lounges across the world.............

since when do rappers play in small hotel lounges?

gimp

Also is that Bush website for real? if it is, what a poisoned bellend you are.

if its not, please forgive me for I have not yet idulged in my normal 10 shots of cofee and cocaine sprinkled toast.

Everybody raps these days, even at the Howard Johnsons.......

Is it for real?

Whadda you think?

It cant be for real, im sorry

[Evolution]

Who's that guy in your avatar Greendude?

[Elrothiel]

You nick my wallet and I'll kick you in the nuts!

[grendood]

Who's that guy in your avatar Greendude?

Its grendood


was caught on film impersonating jagger

[ClintroN]

 i know this grendood guy
he thinks he's the man,
judgin' from his pics he's got a fake tan,
likes to look real pretty
n' hang wit his crew,
him n' his posse
wishin' they could get smoo!!

he thinks he's real tough
but he aint got enough
he needs his fuckin' friends
ta back up that stuff!!

likes to get on the coke
and have a lil smoke,
goes clubbin' on the E's
n' gets fucked by a bloke!!

is a wannabe wigger lovin' rappa'
grendood, id fuckin' slap ya,
keep that shit to ya self
'cause its not goin' real far
hope ya OD on ya shit n' get hit by a car!!

WORD!!


ROCK N' ROLL man 

[Sin Cut]

You try to be so cool, Mr. Grendood
And you think no-one's got a clue
That really you ain't got no confidence to go
You're Mr. Coolguy who never had a blow

You think you're such a great image of a man
Mr. Crendood who lack what everyone else have
And you think you're almost like a star
It's so hilarious when it's all lies what claim you have

[grendood]

Get you're own threads


Not a bad effort Clintron prt.5-Battle Of The Neon Clones from beyond

Even though you've got it all wrong Clintron prt.5-Battle Of The Neon Clones from beyond