Okie, well I've just sat up ALL night watchin' the Oscars, scanning the audience, and feeling like a complete and utter geek.
Its 4:30AM, the awards are over, and I didn't see Axl once. I heard things that made me look up at the screen hoping to get a glimpse of the Redhead...
Now hopefully the after party will show... JUST another excuse to stay up for another half an hour... to see that fine man on TV for the first time in YEARS!
No fair! I coulda gone to bed hours ago if that asshole camera man woulda zoomed in on Axl JUST ONCE!! I wouldn't have cared if he was sleeping! Hell I was nearly nodding off, but I stayed awake *just in case*!!
That cameraman sucks. I think they should fire him, strip him naked, and throw him out into the back alleys of LA to fend for himself against the gay tramps...
jk!
Anyhoo... I'm so tired... I haven't slept properly in ages!! I COULD have used the Oscars as a nice Horlicks to send me to sleep... but NOOO! SOMEONE had to tell me that Axl was rumored to be there. So I stayed awake, through all that shit about Brokeback Mountain, King Kong, Crash, Memoirs of a Geisha, and other movies and stuff...
"oooh I wanna thank this guy, and this guy, and the guy I slept with to get the part *starts crying* and I wanna thank my parents for bringin' me up properly, even if I'm now a slut, and then my eight hundred billion kids who look up to me and are all gunna be exactly the same kinda actress as me..."
I'm goin' mental here!!!