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« on: March 04, 2006, 11:17:52 AM »

whos better in your opinion.

sly


norris


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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2006, 11:56:38 AM »

Chuck Norris, of course.




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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2006, 12:12:02 PM »

yeah but sylvestor stallone was in Rocky? hihi
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2006, 12:19:45 PM »

Yeah, but Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in only three moves.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2006, 12:54:31 PM »

How can you compare someone to Chuck Norris??

Don't you people know that he's currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs?
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2006, 01:03:22 PM »

Outer Space only exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2006, 01:22:21 PM »

I love those Chuck Norris quotes!!

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. "
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2006, 01:52:24 PM »

Better in what regard?

If you want to know who would be a better model for a Sears "luvin the USA clothing line" (due out this summer)..........

Hands down Chuck Norris........





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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2006, 02:14:53 PM »

better like who makes better films.. or who would be a better model for a Sears, w/e
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2006, 03:48:10 PM »

Definitely Stallone. Chuck Norris is way overrated.
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2006, 04:04:37 PM »

Definitely Stallone. Chuck Norris is way overrated.

Lets see Chucky yell "Yo Adrienne!!" on demand..............

I don't think so.............
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2006, 04:06:08 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2006, 04:13:04 PM »

Dolph Lungren above em all!! hihi
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2006, 05:20:26 PM »

When the boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

The main export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2006, 05:23:08 PM »

Steven Segal!
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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2006, 05:35:32 PM »

I don't get the whole Chuck Norris quote thing! He's well overrated, Bruce Lee is the fuckin man! As a matter of fact Bruce killed Chuck Norris in Way of The Dragon, so there is no question there. But for this one, Sly.
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« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2006, 07:16:12 PM »

In real life Chuck would OWN Stallone HOWEVER

STallone's movies are 1,000,000 times better.
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« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2006, 07:35:30 PM »

Stallone kicks WAY more ass.

BUT--... Chuck Norris jokes are totally awesome.
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« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2006, 07:38:58 PM »

I'm with whoever said Seagal. He can bake a delicious pumpkin pie while kicking the crap out of you and your family.
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« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2006, 07:47:12 PM »

I'm with whoever said Seagal. He can bake a delicious pumpkin pie while kicking the crap out of you and your family.

Yeah, and he washes it down with this:

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