Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de

[lastroots]

Hey folks, a member of gunsnroses-forum.de just received the newsletter from laut.de. I will post the German version here as long as I'm worjking on a translation. Contains countless hints on G U N S:


Use your illusion!

Gro?e Ereignisse werfen ihre Schatten voraus: Bald erscheint das neue Album einer US-Band mit vier Buchstaben und aus diesem Grund durfte die deutsche Presse vergangene Woche in deren neues Werk hineinlauschen. Auf der CD, die wir in M?nchen zu h?ren bekamen, war m?chtig viel Musik drauf und mancher Kollege sch?ttelte auch im Beisein zweier Bandmitglieder ungeniert sein Haar dazu. Mehr kann ich an dieser Stelle glaube ich nicht offen legen, ohne dass ich meinen Chef auf direktem Wege zu einer Reise in die Park Avenue nach New York n?tige.

Zwar gibt es sicher weitaus schlimmere Pl?tze auf dieser Welt, allerdings auch weitaus sch?nere Gr?nde hinzufahren, als den, bei ruppigen New Yorker Anw?lten ein Proseminar ?ber Vertragsbruch zu belegen. Was n?mlich unweigerlich jedem Journalisten bl?ht, der vor Mitte April sein Maul zu weit aufrei?t, wie es der dreiseitige Medien-Kontrakt gesch?nt formuliert. Was ich allerdings sagen kann: es geht nicht um Korn.




Welcome to the jungle,

El Don Miguel Zapato.
Quelle: laut.de


/lastroots

[Gaymo, the Hobbit]

it's the new tool record

[lastroots]

translation:

Use your Illusion!

Great events are approaching: The new album from a US-band with four letters will be released soon, and that's why the German press was allowed to listen to their new work last week. On the CD which we were able to listen to in Munich, was a whole lot of music, and some colleagues headbanged along with two bandmembers. I believe I can't reveal more here, or my boss will force me on a journey to Park Avenue, NY.

Sure, there are worse places in this world, but also more beautiful reasons to get there, instead of making a proseminar with rude lawyers about braking contracts. Cause that's what will happen to every journalist, who says too much before mid April, as is said in the three paged media-contract. All I can say is: I'm not talking about Korn.

Welcome To The Jungle,
El Don Miguel Zapato
source: laut.de
(newsletter)



/lastroots

[Lucs]

"das neue Album einer US-Band mit vier Buchstabe"

The new album of a US band with four letter.

Guns N'Roses is more than four letter, tool is alright.

[lastroots]

I also thoght about tool in the first place, but maybe four letters means GUNS, and also all the other hints on Guns....

I dunno...


/lastroots

[Dont Try Me]

translation:

Use your Illusion!

Great events are approaching: The new album from a US-band with four letters will be released soon, and that's why the German press was allowed to listen to their new work last week. On the CD which we were able to listen to in Munich, was a whole lot of music, and some colleagues headbanged along with two bandmembers. I believe I can't reveal more here, or my boss will force me on a journey to Park Avenue, NY.

Sure, there are worse places in this world, but also more beautiful reasons to get there, instead of making a proseminar with rude lawyers about braking contracts. Cause that's what will happen to every journalist, who says too much before mid April, as is said in the three paged media-contract. All I can say is: I'm not talking about Korn.

Welcome To The Jungle,
El Don Miguel Zapato
source: laut.de
(newsletter)



/lastroots

lets see..........a 4 letter american band........

Guns N' Roses
G.......U........N.......S.........N'.....R......o.....s.......e....s
1.........2........3.....4..........5.....6........7....8.....9.......10

naaaah ?

[Neemo]

"das neue Album einer US-Band mit vier Buchstabe"

The new album of a US band with four letter.

Guns N'Roses is more than four letter, tool is alright.

gotta be Tool, but that is still awesome news

[darknemus]

Weird all the Guns references, though.

-darknemus

[WARose]

if it`s actually tool ( there`s no way they meant gnr with those 4 letters...), why did they start the letter with "use your illusion" end ended it with "welcome to the jungle"??  to fuck with people wating for gnr??

[Neemo]

dunno, good point. Tool used GnR references before though for reasons we still don't know

[pilferk]

Gotta be tool...but the 4 letter thing could be "Guns", one of their nicknames.

I still think it IS tool, though.

[lastroots]

As I said, I also thoght of tool in the first place, but:


Use your illusion

PA, NY (as far as I know, there's Sanctuary, correct me if I'm wrong)

rude lawyers, contracts telling people to shut up (aka Axl's biggest hobby)

not Korn (Axl attended Korns tour party recently)

Welcome To The Jungle

four letters: Maybe G U N S, maybe G N ' R (a bit far stretched, but whatever)


/lastroots

[sic.]

The freakiest TOOL / Guns speculation since the 'two-hearted turkey' newsletter. 

[Lucs]

Well, even if they talk about GNR it doesn't make the schmilblick move I mean, we still don't have any REAL official information about when will Chinese Democracy be released...
Only www.gnronline.com will tell us the truth... lol!

[jasran]

Isn't Axel in Europe or something right now??? Maybe he's in Munich 

[Saul]

GNFR?  or maybe the band is now called "rose" .... lol

[Out_Ta_Get_Me]

Wasn't Axl pictured in the airport recently and was apparently going to board a plane which flies to Europe?

[WARose]

yeah, but that was feb 16th...  so he could be anywhere right now

and by the way.... isn`t sanctuary managing tool , too?

[Nytunz]

Okay!
This is weird!
I know that it has to be Tool they are talking about!
It happens that Tool are in Europe on a promotour
right now. I know that because they wrote it on theyr
website, and "VG" norwegian newletter, had e story
on them yesterday! So This is Tool they are talking about

But the strange thing is. Why the GNR mentions?
Remember the Tool newsletter, where they mentioned
Axl and his "two hearted" turkey? Its odd, but there
seam to be something strange about the two bands

Or, it could be just the wrighter who is confusing us
with the whole story. Thats what i think. But, u can see
in the festival line up, Tool is playing on some of the fest.
GNR are headlingng. Would be cool with Tool & GNR
touring together.

[Nytunz]

yeah, but that was feb 16th...? so he could be anywhere right now

and by the way.... isn`t sanctuary managing tool , too?

no, i dont think so.. Volcano or something..