The Catcher in the Rye lyrics are FAKE

[Mr.Intensity]

Dude, I never said I had a demo that was unheard??? I said some dude sent me lyrics to Prostitute and I was offering him money for the song and he didn't man up.

IF I HAD ANY NEW MATERIAL YOU WOULD ALL HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I mistook you for someone else and what you were saying.

But, that doesn't mean that you're not weird.

$100 is not a lot of money to me.. I sometimes lost $1000.00 in a hand of poker, I'd gladly shell out $100.00 so that I and all of you obsessed fuckers can have the new music.

[ppbebe]

If you do have the lyric sheet why don't you post the correct lyrics to the IRS, TWAT and better lyric threads.

[Markus Asraelius]

Dude, I never said I had a demo that was unheard??? I said some dude sent me lyrics to Prostitute and I was offering him money for the song and he didn't man up.

IF I HAD ANY NEW MATERIAL YOU WOULD ALL HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I mistook you for someone else and what you were saying.

But, that doesn't mean that you're not weird.

$100 is not a lot of money to me.. I sometimes lost $1000.00 in a hand of poker, I'd gladly shell out $100.00 so that I and all of you obsessed fuckers can have the new music.

You're the one that is obsessed with getting new g'nr music.

[Natywat]

I believe him.

Wow, congradulations on having two accounts ... concurring with yourself really raises your credibility a ton!

what the hell are you talking about?? I believe that he has something.? Yeah, that makes me bi-polar.? You ass.

And that's why both your accounts were registered in the same week?? And you just happen to live in the same time-zone?

and...and..and.. we both got two feet, and can speak english, and dress ourselves, OHMAHGAWD, I'M TYLER DURDEN. ?

dude, if I posted those lyrics, I'd have those //'s clunking up my post, and i would PROBABLY continue telling people how I'm not going to post it, or at least continue on with the same subject. ?YOU are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, young man, but the rest of us all are.

[echrisl]

I believe him.

Wow, congradulations on having two accounts ... concurring with yourself really raises your credibility a ton!

what the hell are you talking about?  I believe that he has something.  Yeah, that makes me bi-polar.  You ass.

And that's why both your accounts were registered in the same week?  And you just happen to live in the same time-zone?

and...and..and.. we both got two feet, and can speak english, and dress ourselves, OHMAHGAWD, I'M TYLER DURDEN. 

dude, if I posted those lyrics, I'd have those //'s clunking up my post, and i would PROBABLY continue telling people how I'm not going to post it, or at least continue on with the same subject.  YOU are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, young man, but the rest of us all are.

Yes, I'm sure that you can't choose not to type /////// in your posts ... good point.  Oh, and you both have yahoo e-mail addresses ... the strange similarities continue ...

[Markus Asraelius]

Let's see if they can both post at the same time. That will be the real test.

[McClane]

Dude, I never said I had a demo that was unheard??? I said some dude sent me lyrics to Prostitute and I was offering him money for the song and he didn't man up.

IF I HAD ANY NEW MATERIAL YOU WOULD ALL HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I mistook you for someone else and what you were saying.

But, that doesn't mean that you're not weird.

$100 is not a lot of money to me.. I sometimes lost $1000.00 in a hand of poker, I'd gladly shell out $100.00 so that I and all of you obsessed fuckers can have the new music.

Tell me your poker username on pokerstars...we should play together

[Woooo!]

I believe him to be honest. 3 year old demos... That's dissapointing to be honest. I liked it when they were thought of as recent demos.

[Natywat]

I believe him.

Wow, congradulations on having two accounts ... concurring with yourself really raises your credibility a ton!

what the hell are you talking about?? I believe that he has something.? Yeah, that makes me bi-polar.? You ass.

And that's why both your accounts were registered in the same week?? And you just happen to live in the same time-zone?

and...and..and.. we both got two feet, and can speak english, and dress ourselves, OHMAHGAWD, I'M TYLER DURDEN.?

dude, if I posted those lyrics, I'd have those //'s clunking up my post, and i would PROBABLY continue telling people how I'm not going to post it, or at least continue on with the same subject.? YOU are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, young man, but the rest of us all are.

Yes, I'm sure that you can't choose not to type /////// in your posts ... good point.? Oh, and you both have yahoo e-mail addresses ... the strange similarities continue ...

sweet jesus, I JUST believed he had something more than people who are so free to say "oh, that's bullshit, because a santza does not include a consistant rhyming sheme" ?May I remind you that NOBODY HAS HEARD THIS SONG YET. ?It could perfectly fit whatever meoldy the song is. ?All we know is what he described, it's dark, it's an epic, and it's like coma and november rain. ?Those lyrics seem to match the same theme as There Was A Time, so I think there's a chance he's telling the truth. ?Now if you wanna keep bitching and moaning that I'm him, go right ahead. ?Then, since we're in the same time zone, give me his address so I can go steal his cd.

[Mr.Intensity]

Dude, I never said I had a demo that was unheard??? I said some dude sent me lyrics to Prostitute and I was offering him money for the song and he didn't man up.

IF I HAD ANY NEW MATERIAL YOU WOULD ALL HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I mistook you for someone else and what you were saying.

But, that doesn't mean that you're not weird.

$100 is not a lot of money to me.. I sometimes lost $1000.00 in a hand of poker, I'd gladly shell out $100.00 so that I and all of you obsessed fuckers can have the new music.

Tell me your poker username on pokerstars...we should play together

Justin Vitale on pokerstars
Wesley Sibrel on PartyPoker

I won't be playing tonight though.

Ohh, and I know I am an obsessed gnr fan motherfuckers.

[Markus Asraelius]

I believe him.

Wow, congradulations on having two accounts ... concurring with yourself really raises your credibility a ton!

what the hell are you talking about?? I believe that he has something.? Yeah, that makes me bi-polar.? You ass.

And that's why both your accounts were registered in the same week?? And you just happen to live in the same time-zone?

and...and..and.. we both got two feet, and can speak english, and dress ourselves, OHMAHGAWD, I'M TYLER DURDEN.?

dude, if I posted those lyrics, I'd have those //'s clunking up my post, and i would PROBABLY continue telling people how I'm not going to post it, or at least continue on with the same subject.? YOU are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, young man, but the rest of us all are.

Yes, I'm sure that you can't choose not to type /////// in your posts ... good point.? Oh, and you both have yahoo e-mail addresses ... the strange similarities continue ...

sweet jesus, I JUST believed he had something more than people who are so free to say "oh, that's bullshit, because a santza does not include a consistant rhyming sheme" ?May I remind you that NOBODY HAS HEARD THIS SONG YET. ?It could perfectly fit whatever meoldy the song is. ?All we know is what he described, it's dark, it's an epic, and it's like coma and november rain. ?Those lyrics seem to match the same theme as There Was A Time, so I think there's a chance he's telling the truth. ?Now if you wanna keep bitching and moaning that I'm him, go right ahead. ?Then, since we're in the same time zone, give me his address so I can go steal his cd.

Do people make fun of you cause you talk to yourself?

[GNFNR_UK]

All we know is what he described, it's dark, it's an epic, and it's like coma and november rain

No, what he posted included the line 'You leave me nasty messages'!

[mattpf]

If he does have them i doubt he will leak them.

I live in the U.K so it is my bedtime soon, so if anything does leak, someone please pm me.

cheers

[Will]

We already told you last night: prove these lyrics are real. Otherwise this thread will remain locked.