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« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2006, 07:52:50 PM »

Do you sleep in it or not? hihi

This is a serious question about sex, anyone can answer: I've been with girls who say its insulting to offer a girl a towel afterwards, that it takes away from the act. But I swear when I don't offer they ask for one and I feel like a jerk. Now I have one under my bed at all times just on the safe side.

What's the polite thing to do? Should you offer or let them ask?


How bout u just change the sheet afterwards?

smart thing to do is fuck in the middle of the bed, that way u each get a dry side.
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« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2006, 09:35:17 PM »

Do you sleep in it or not? hihi

This is a serious question about sex, anyone can answer: I've been with girls who say its insulting to offer a girl a towel afterwards, that it takes away from the act. But I swear when I don't offer they ask for one and I feel like a jerk. Now I have one under my bed at all times just on the safe side.

What's the polite thing to do? Should you offer or let them ask?


How bout u just change the sheet afterwards?


are you for real, you're such a square then. hihi j/k

i mean, who would get up and actually do that? I mostly turn my back and ask for back rub before dozing off he he in the wet or not.

man i love this topic lol
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« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2006, 09:40:08 PM »

my god some of these jungle topics are funny.

just to volguer, make her swallow = problem solved! Wink

How about make HIM sleep in it since it's HIS mess.  Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2006, 09:42:35 PM »

my god some of these jungle topics are funny.

just to volguer, make her swallow = problem solved! Wink

How about make HIM sleep in it since it's HIS mess.? Cheesy

well she made it come... Wink
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« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2006, 09:55:03 PM »

my god some of these jungle topics are funny.

just to volguer, make her swallow = problem solved! Wink

How about make HIM sleep in it since it's HIS mess.? Cheesy

well she made it come... Wink

We have so much control, huh?  Sooooooo - get in the wet spot or there won't be a wet spot again.  Tongue hihi
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« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2006, 10:56:31 PM »

What the fuck are you people talking about??? The sweat? The jizz? The...things...that she leaks? WHAT?? I never had these kinds of problems...then again, I always take her for a shower afterwards

Nobody's answering you.  But how could you not know about the wet spot?  Unless every time you've had sex, you've used a condom. 
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« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2006, 10:58:25 PM »

I have a full size bed and the wet spot always ends up in the middle. But the girls always want to friggin cuddle afterwards! Either their head on my chest, their arm and leg draped over me, or they lie on their side with me holding them from behind and I always end up in the wet spot. Not only is it uncomfortable, I smell funny...

Now I know why they always want to cuddle afterwards. Its to sleep dry and using us to sheild you! Ladies your secret is out! rant

I have a towel under my bed, but when the mood hits you don't always have time to stop, spread the towel, then continue. And to be honest I like just going at it, no interruptions. But it was recently I was asked for a towel and it made feel like an ass. No girl has ever asked me for one before, and I heard when I was a kid that it was insulting to ask a girl if she wanted one.

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« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2006, 11:00:51 PM »

I have a towel under my bed, but when the mood hits you don't always have time to stop, spread the towel, then continue. And to be honest I like just going at it, no interruptions.

That's why you wait until after you are done to throw down the towel.  You'll still have to change your sheets, but not until the next day.  And at least its dry.
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« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2006, 11:06:28 PM »

That's true. But here's where it gets complicated: As a woman you wouldn't get offended by the guy spreading out the towel after your done? I think the girl saying when I was a kid that offering a towel is insulting has had an effect on me.
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« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2006, 11:16:07 PM »

Do you sleep in it or not? hihi

This is a serious question about sex, anyone can answer: I've been with girls who say its insulting to offer a girl a towel afterwards, that it takes away from the act. But I swear when I don't offer they ask for one and I feel like a jerk. Now I have one under my bed at all times just on the safe side.

What's the polite thing to do? Should you offer or let them ask?

I don't understand how being considerate is insulting. Being clean is not offensive.
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« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2006, 11:28:19 PM »

That's true. But here's where it gets complicated: As a woman you wouldn't get offended by the guy spreading out the towel after your done? I think the girl saying when I was a kid that offering a towel is insulting has had an effect on me.

I don't see why it would be insulting.  I could see where some might be embarrassed by it because they don't really want to talk about it.  But I say comfort is more important.  And if you know each other well enough to have sex, then you should be able to acknowledge the wet spot and throw down a towel. 
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« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2006, 04:17:14 AM »

Well if it's such a big a problem with the wet spot just do it on the couch.

But doesn't most of the "wet" actually come from the girl? Or maybe it's my fault for perfoming oral  hihi
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« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2006, 04:57:56 AM »

i'm lost too Sad

but if you're talking about what i'm thinking (we're not really talking ...) then ... yeah, she must swallow. simple.
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« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2006, 05:10:56 AM »

I think it's rude if she spits it afterwards on the sheets  hihi
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« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2006, 05:35:38 AM »

I think it's rude if she spits it afterwards on the sheets  hihi

that's why you throw her out right after. she can sleep in the bathroom our outside.


ps: i AM kidding.
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« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2006, 06:07:09 AM »

Well if it's such a big a problem with the wet spot just do it on the couch.

But doesn't most of the "wet" actually come from the girl? Or maybe it's my fault for perfoming oral? hihi

If most of the wet is coming from your girls then they are either "squirters" or they work up a lot of drool.? drool Either way is probably okay with you.... But as far as the "o" factor, men produce WAY more than women (generally speaking...the women I know don't produce sperm, but I don't know who you know.)
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« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2006, 06:12:09 AM »

Well if it's such a big a problem with the wet spot just do it on the couch.

But doesn't most of the "wet" actually come from the girl? Or maybe it's my fault for perfoming oral? hihi

If most of the wet is coming from your girls then they are either "squirters" or they work up a lot of drool.? drool Either way is probably okay with you.... But as far as the "o" factor, men produce WAY more than women (generally speaking...the women I know don't produce sperm, but I don't know who you know.)


Yeah, it's prolly my drool and her "stuff" on the sheets Grin
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« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2006, 07:24:49 AM »

What the fuck are you people talking about??? The sweat? The jizz? The...things...that she leaks? WHAT?? I never had these kinds of problems...then again, I always take her for a shower afterwards

Nobody's answering you.? But how could you not know about the wet spot?? Unless every time you've had sex, you've used a condom.?

I feel like such an idiot right now, reading all the posts and still not being 100% sure what you are talking about.

And yes, I never had sex without a condom. Actually I did, but I never actually ejacullated without one.
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« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2006, 07:43:19 AM »

I never had sex without a condom. Actually I did, but I never actually ejacullated without one.
Thats one of the strangest comments I've seen at this forum. Care to elaborate?
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« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2006, 08:38:11 AM »

do it at the end of the bed  hihi problem solved
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