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« on: February 21, 2006, 09:11:40 PM » |
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Do you sleep in it or not?  This is a serious question about sex, anyone can answer: I've been with girls who say its insulting to offer a girl a towel afterwards, that it takes away from the act. But I swear when I don't offer they ask for one and I feel like a jerk. Now I have one under my bed at all times just on the safe side. What's the polite thing to do? Should you offer or let them ask? |
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2006, 09:29:52 PM » |
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If you really want to be polite, you sleep on the damn towel!!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2006, 09:30:56 PM » |
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Just cover your bed with clingfilm and replace after every session like a smart person would...
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2006, 10:13:52 PM » |
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If you're getting enough to actually think about this, you're doing something right with the ladies. I'd say, you sleep on the spot.
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2006, 01:38:52 AM » |
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2006, 01:42:33 AM » |
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I think I passout in it
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2006, 02:34:07 AM » |
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Just make sure you do it on her side of the bed. Bed sides can't be changed...ever...  So........you are sleeping with my wife too?  |
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2006, 06:19:15 AM » |
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my g/f insists she sleeps on the wet spot  |
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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2006, 06:23:02 AM » |
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This sounds like the debate the girls at work and I are having. Towel or no towel. 2 of us use a towel and 2 don't. Keep a basket of towels by the bed. Place one down before any suction begins. Hell, I've kept one under my pillow for emergencies! ? I would much rather be prepared than sleeping in sticky funk. I don't mind it on my leg...just not on my sheet....
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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2006, 07:19:06 AM » |
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I think misterID is in for a new title if Jarmo visits this thread |
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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2006, 07:42:17 AM » |
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I usually sneak on the dry side by accident  And then there's always the solution to drink so much that you don't even notice the wet spot |
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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2006, 07:44:10 AM » |
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......JUST DONT BLOW!!!
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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2006, 09:02:05 AM » |
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I suggest: oh i had a chuckle there !! cheers ! |
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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2006, 09:03:00 AM » |
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ps : it's only sperm, i let it dry the natural way |
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« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2006, 09:03:13 AM » |
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......JUST DONT BLOW!!!
Torture!! |
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« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2006, 09:37:01 AM » |
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Do you sleep in it or not? This is a serious question about sex, anyone can answer: I've been with girls who say its insulting to offer a girl a towel afterwards, that it takes away from the act. But I swear when I don't offer they ask for one and I feel like a jerk. Now I have one under my bed at all times just on the safe side. What's the polite thing to do? Should you offer or let them ask? Wow you lucky shit getting some! Argh!  |
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« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2006, 02:06:58 PM » |
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What the fuck are you people talking about??? The sweat? The jizz? The...things...that she leaks? WHAT? I never had these kinds of problems...then again, I always take her for a shower afterwards
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« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2006, 02:09:55 PM » |
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talking about stuff im not getting ouch. most action i got was sucking some boobs in november and some dry humping ouch!  |
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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2006, 07:02:15 PM » |
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my god some of these jungle topics are funny. just to volguer, make her swallow = problem solved! |
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« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2006, 07:06:54 PM » |
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1. Get up 2. Go to the living room and turn on the t.v. 3. Play video games until you pass out on the couch Problem solved |
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