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« on: January 17, 2005, 03:00:12 PM »

I don't know if people here are fans of stand-up, but I'm personally a big fan of it, because no comedy movie ain't funnier than a good stand-up flick...


Here are my favourite Stand-up comedians(i just make it top 3, but you can do longer list if you want to):

1. Richard Pryor: this guy is a legend, simply as that. He brought the genre to a new level...he is the king of comedy.
2. Eddie Murphy: Eddies style is a bit similar to Richies, but his unbeliveable acting skills makes him something else...
3. Robin Williams. Energized, hysteric and little bit crazy, well that's Robin...
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2005, 03:08:43 PM »

seinfeld did a good standup dvd, eddie murphy is ver good, love delirius
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2005, 03:12:35 PM »

Billy Connolly and Eddie Murphy
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2005, 03:26:37 PM »

Eddie Murphy, George Carlin and Chris Rock.  ok
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2005, 03:43:00 PM »

Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are two of my favourites....

I REALLY liked Margaret Cho's first stand-up release ("I'll eat pussy, it's just not my first choice")... but I didn't laugh too much at her second one.  She lost a LOT of weight, and I think her facial expressions suffered as a result, but the jokes just weren't as strong either.

OH!!!!!!....... and how could I forget DICE!! "Fuckin' Midgets!"
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2005, 03:51:55 PM »

OH!!!!!!....... and how could I forget DICE!! "Fuckin' Midgets!"

Yeah! The Diceman. "Well, that's what I think..." hihi
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2005, 04:25:43 PM »

I haven't seen many of them,but when I saw Robin Williams I fell out of my seat laughing, so he gets my vote
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2005, 04:35:56 PM »


the Bremner Bird and Fortune guys are great live
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2005, 04:54:17 PM »

1 - seinfeld
2 - dave chappelle

these are the only americans i really love (and know a lot ...)
after discovering chappelle i was kinda disapointed in chris rock , i duno ....

and i won't go into french names .....
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2005, 05:01:11 PM »

Bill Hicks.

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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2005, 08:48:23 PM »

Chris Rock is the funniest I heard, but I haven't heard much. I don't mind Seinfeld. I really don't see anything special about Robin Williams, I saw one of his DVD's and was yawning all the way through it.
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2005, 09:15:58 PM »

American humour is pretty lame, and so are you WAT-EVER, your totally a fuck wit.

If you keep that attitude with that kind of comments, even if you're trying to be funny (but you're not), you're not gonna stick around very long.
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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2005, 09:24:43 PM »

Chris Rock, Robin Williams, and Russel Peters
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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2005, 10:49:32 PM »

American humour is pretty lame, and so are you WAT-EVER, your totally a fuck wit.

If you keep that attitude with that kind of comments, even if you're trying to be funny (but you're not), you're not gonna stick around very long.

Who's being funny, if you cant take other people's opinion's then thats your problem.
I didnt see you in a hurry when WAT-EVER wrote shit about my mum hey Will!!
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2005, 11:03:19 PM »

George Carlin.  Nuff said.
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« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2005, 11:08:18 PM »

i think chris rock is hilarious

richard pryor
eddie murphy
chris rock
chris tucker
havent got to hear much of dave chapelle yet


i dont really like robin williams to be honest
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« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2005, 12:51:02 AM »

Who's being funny, if you cant take other people's opinion's then thats your problem.
I didnt see you in a hurry when WAT-EVER wrote shit about my mum hey Will!!

Saying someone is a "fuck wit" isn't an opinion, it's a personal attack, buddy. And you clearly know it's not what we like around here. I didn't see him writing "shit about [your] mum" indeed, because I don't read every post on this board, I'm not a machine. If he did indeed make such comments, I would have said something all the same. If it's another of your attempts at being funny, well, try again.
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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2005, 01:04:24 AM »

(ok i'm sorry, the mom comment was stupid, but it was obviously stoopid ... Smiley )
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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2005, 02:32:19 AM »

If it's another of your attempts at being funny, well, try again.

once again, who's being funny William.
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2005, 02:59:26 AM »

Dave Chappelle
Eddie Murphy

Amazing stuff! .. ..
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