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Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion
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http://www.stereogum.com/
Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion
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EUGENE MIRMAN: My first concert was Guns N' Roses opening for Aerosmith. It was awesome. I was in eighth grade. My brother took me. Could you imagine being 1,000 feet from Axl Rose and later Joey Kramer?! The best part? I got water in my knee and spent the next day in the hospital in surgery. (They cut my knee and drained it! Plus there was a med student who for 20 minutes kept missing the vein in my arm with the IV. She poked a lot of holes in me.) Still, thanks, Ilya (my brother), Axl, Slash, Mr. Tyler, Joe Perry and the rest of the gang for rocking so hard. I hereby offer $100,000 (an amount I don't have) if Guns N' Roses re-forms (with or without Steven Adler) and plays on SPIKE TV for 20 minutes."
How about it Axl? That Botox isn't paying for itself.
Apparantly the guy is some sort of comedian. News is slow..... So i thought id post it
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Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion
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February 03, 2006, 09:21:26 PM »
Kind of weird, but funny... on the other hand I dont have Axl needs money...
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Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion
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A hundred thousand is chump change to Axl, and other members of GNR. Besides, the guy says in his lame "joke" that he doesnt even have the money. Just a crappy attempt at him getting publicity, and its working. Now if Bill Gates offered a 100 million for a one night reunion, then there's a chance it would happen.
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hell,ill offer $1 million for a reunion,in cash.
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I'll offer 1 dollar.
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Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion
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That Eugene guy went through all sorts of loops and hoops just for a one-liner at the end. If you're gonna take a lame-ass shot at someone, at least have the decency to get right to the point. Asshole probably lives in his mom's basement.
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Quote from: Garry on February 03, 2006, 09:47:49 PM
That Eugene guy went through all sorts of loops and hoops just for a one-liner at the end.? If you're gonna take a lame-ass shot at someone, at least have the decency to get right to the point.? Asshole probably lives in his mom's basement.
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this guy is even funnier than the guy that is trying to get axl to sing in his weeding
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Quote from: misterID on February 03, 2006, 09:37:13 PM
I'll offer 1 dollar.
I'll even throw in 1 dollar and a pack of smokes!
Make the total
100,002$
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Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion
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jesus, the guy was just trying to make a joke. All of a sudden he is using GNR to get his name out there and he lives in his mom's basement
. Oh I forgot, on the heretodaygonetohell message board no one has a sense of humor.
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? Oh I forgot, on the heretodaygonetohell message board no one has a sense of humor.
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poor steven adler
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Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion
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well they were offered 10000000 each for playing 3 shows in germany
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Who offered 1 million bucks each?
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For only $100,000 the GnR lineup would look like
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I was thinking, if I won that EuroMillions ?125 million lottery jackpot, I would've shelled out for a GN'R reunion. Or, hell, a free concert in Hyde Park with, say, New GN'R, the Chilis and the Foos, or something.
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If I won the lottery (something like ?125 millions) I would give 25 millions to a reunion...
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Good man Eugene. A bit of action finally.
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Quote from: WARose on February 04, 2006, 07:47:11 AM
well? ?they were offered 10000000 each for playing 3 shows in germany
When was that???
What cities did that include?
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Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion
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Fuck the reunion shit god damn theres a new band offer 100k for axl to do a concert.
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