Axl's Recreational Activities

[Saul]

Then again , maybe it was this picture that had everyone thinking axl had gotten fat ...



 

I've heard that in his spare time axl likes to make figurines of himself like these ,

[younggunner]

where can u get that new figurine of new axl

[horsey]

i want the life size doll with the vibrating penis lol.
 

[AxlsMainMan]

Hey Saul, do you have a link to a site I could buy a figurine of the "new" Axl from?

I didn't even know such a thing existed..and now I would like it for my collection

[Buddha_Master]

Those toy figures are BULLSHIT!

This is Axl's favorite Action Figure. This toy is also the most appropriate for this topic too. Its the Figure of Axl's friend Yoda training him. After Yoda has Axl swinging through vines,doing flips, and lifting rocks with his mind (killer work out, Saul you are right about the 4hrs), he tells him what concerts he needs to do and which ones not to show up for (depending on the vibe Yoda gets). Here it is, never before seen picture of the Yoda training Axl figure.



Playing with action Figures is a Recreational activity that never goes out of style. Right on Axl.

[fesxine]

^thats some nice work with photoshop




//jerno

[jameslofton29]

^thats some nice work with photoshop




//jerno

Jarmo's been cloned??

[Neemo]

Buddha_Master you kick ass!!!!

Classic

Was the 2002 tour against Yoda's wishes?

Axl: Buckethead! Tommy!

Two keyboards and Dizzy fall to the ground with a
crash, then Axl himself tumbles over.

YODA: (shaking his head) Hmm. Control, control. You must learn control.

Axl: I saw...I saw a practice room in LA.

YODA: Mmm. Friends you have there.

Axl: They were fighting.

YODA: It is the future you see.

Axl: Future? Will they quit?

Yoda closes his eyes and lowers his head.

YODA: Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.

Axl: I've got to go to them.

YODA: Decide you must how to serve them best. If you leave now, help
them you could. But you would destroy all for which they have fought
and suffered.

Axl is stopped cold by Yoda's words. Gloom shrouds him as
he nods his head sadly.

YODA: Axl! You must complete the training.

Axl: I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I've
got to get them out of the Practice room and on tour.

YODA: You must not go!

Axl: But Bucket and Tommy will quit if I don't.

Merck's VOICE: You don't know that.

Axl looks toward the voice in amazement. Merck has
materialized as a real, slightly shimmering image near Yoda.
The power of his presence stops Axl.

Merck: Even Yoda cannot see their fate.

LUKE: But I can help them! I feel the Force!

Merck: But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when
you will be tempted by various basketball games.

YODA: Yes, yes. To Merck you listen. The House of Blues. Remember your failure
at the House of Blues!

Axl: But I've learned so much since then. Master Yoda, I promise to
return and finish what I've begun. You have my word.

Merck: It is you and your abilities Velvet Revolver wants. that is why your
friends are made to suffer.

Axl: And that is why I have to go.

Merck: Axl, I don't want to lose you to VR the way you lost
Slash & Duff to VR.

Axl: You won't.

YODA: Stopped they must be. On this depends. Only a fully trained Jedi
Knight with the Force as his ally will conquer Weiland and his Velvet Revolver.
If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path,
as Slash and Duff did, you will become an agent of evil.

Merck: Just a little Patience. Mmmmmmm yeah, Some more patience.

Axl: And sacrifice Bucket and Tommy?

YODA: If you honor what they fight for...yes!

Axl is in great anguish. He struggles with the dilemma, a
battle raging in his mind.

Merck: If you choose to face VR, you will do it alone. I cannot
interfere.

Axl: I understand. (he moves to his Ferrari) Dizzy, fire up the
Engine.

Dizzy: fuck this I'm going on my own solo tour

Merck: Axl, don't give in to free tickets -- that leads to riots.

Axl nods and climbs into his car.

YODA: Strong is VR. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

Axl: I will. And I'll return. I promise.

Dizzy closes the door. Merck and Yoda stand watching as
the roar of the engines and the wind engulf them.

YODA: (sighs) Told you, I did. Reckless is he. Now matters are worse.

Merck: That boy is Sanctuary's last hope.

YODA: (looks up) No. There is another.

[WARose]

this thread killed me!!!

[Buddha_Master]

Hahaaaa! Fucking Neemo! My kind of scum...

Remember that lame ass GN'R movie script that was on here a few days ago? Neemo's script here just blew the ever living shit out of it. If Axl is looking for something to do, he should buy the rights to Neemo's script here and make an animated short with it ASAF'nP.

[AxlsMainMan]

 

Best post of '06 so far Neemo easily...

But my question for you is if Axl isn't Sanctuary's last hope, then who is?

Elton John?

[Thorazine Shuffle]

Best post of '06 so far Neemo easily...

Agreed.  That totally made my day.

[willow]

Yes he does appearently work out that much!  Inside people have made that comment.
And as for the weight he had in Rio. Yes he had put on some pounds (we all have at one time or another) but he was still very muscular!!

[horsey]

fuckin halerious man !

[Jessica]

i want the life size doll with the vibrating penis lol.
 

Hadn't expected this one but you cracked me up;; ( I hear the female latex versions work real good  )

[Jonathan]

this thread killed me!!!

I agree with you on that one!

Oh, my god..

[horsey]

oh yeah was that something about ''horsey'' rides lol.he can ride this horse anytime !

[Jessica]

To go back to recreations, then, he may enjoy visiting jewelrers because he does wear stones, one on the left ? ear, one he wore on the hand at pukkelop mounted on a ring ( bloody huge stone too) and some around his neck chain..Not sure my memory is 100% correct but...

Also , i can imagine the guy liking plants, trees...

[Neemo]

Best post of '06 so far Neemo easily...

But my question for you is if Axl isn't Sanctuary's last hope, then who is?

Elton John?

Elton John?!! dear god no!!

Tsk tsk. If i gave that info away you wouldn't need to see the sequel.

[McDuff]

haha

u guys should read the book "survivor" by chuck palahuniuk (sp?) , guy who wrote Fight Club. Great book, finished it in 2 days

kinda ok book. but great name buddy.

i dont think axl has a lot of friends, i'm sure he chats on msn a lot tho.
maybe he cooks. maybe he sleeps. or play mario kart ds. maybe he is just normal. maybe we don't care

I think that Axl does probably have alot of friends,I mean what do we know,we really don't know Axl.