Axl's Recreational Activities

[Neemo]

Ok I'll give you a short insight to the sequel,but first i gotta let you know what happens to Axl cuz he doesn;t play a part in the next movie other than, in an ironic twist, a small part as Yoda's mentor with Braided hair.

Axl runs up the right side of the stage. At
that instant, Weiland's megaphone comes down across Axl's right
forearm, knocking his bule microphone flying.
In great pain, Axl squeezes his forearm under his left armpit
and moves back along the Stage to its extreme end. Weiland
follows. The crowd's chant subsides. Axl holds on. There is nowhere
else to go.

Weiland: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power.
Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength,
we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the Recording Industry.

Axl: I'll never join you!

Weiland: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Slash never told
you who wrote the intro to Sweet Child O'Mine.

Axl: He told me enough! He told me he did it.

Weiland: No. It was Adler!

Shocked, Axl looks at Weiland in utter disbelief.

Axl: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!

Weiland: Search your feelings Axl. You know it to be true.

Axl: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Weiland: Axl. You can destroy Nu GnR. Yoda has foreseen this. It is
your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the Recording Industry as "Revolvers and Guns".
Come with me. It's the only way.

Weiland puts away his Megaphone and holds his hand out to Axl.
A calm comes over Axl, and he makes a decision. In the
next instant he steps off the Stage platform into the Crowd. Scott
looks over the platform and sees Axl falling far
below. The Crowd roars with joy and a wind begins to blow at Weiland's Police Hat and the torrent
finally forces him back, away from the edge. The roar soon
fades and wounded, Axl begins to drop fast, unable to grab
onto anything to break his fall.

Ok now the sequel is about this short green Guy, ya know, and he works at the local factory on Coruscant making space ships by day, but at night he's a Jedi Rapper who has Axl with Braided hair as his Mentor/Manager guy, and the story is how, together they saved Sanctuary Records. Here's part of the hit single from the movie.

Yoda - Use the Force

Look, Judge me by my size do you?
As well you should not,
For my ally is The Force!

Yo, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his Jedi robes already, Snake Alphaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To kick ass, but he keeps on forgetting
What he taught the class, and yes the Emperor goes so fast
He reaches for the force, but his 'saber won't come out
He's chokin, how Yoda's chokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Yoda, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give in to the dark so easy
No, he won't have it , he knows Dagobah's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his swampy home, that's when it's
Back to the drab again yo
This whole rap city
He better go teach a new Jedi and hope it don't pass him

[Chorus:]
You better Use the Force in this instant, this moment
You own it, you better never let it go, Oh
You only get one shot, to unlearn what you have learned, ya know?
And if you don't then that... is why you fail. Yo!!

[Goldie]

Neemo you are f'ing awesome!! 

Are you going to pull a Lucas and then release the PREQUELS??

  You rock!

[WARose]

Weiland: No. It was Adler!

slash is the wrong person to ask by the way. ask steven adler if you want to know who wrote which gnr song. (steven wrote all of course.... but if you don`t believe it ask him....)

[MR W,AXL ROSE]

ive heard rumours that axl farts too 

[Buddha_Master]

ive heard rumours that axl farts too?

But was that for recreation? Because I will tell you....that can be seriously fun.

[Elrothiel]

I would imagine he has one very minimalist room in which perhapz once a day he meditatez or thinkz about what to do, or writez songz...

That soundz realistic methinkz!

[Thorazine Shuffle]

Thats fuckin awesome Neemo!  You gotta keep em coming.

[MR W,AXL ROSE]

ive heard rumours that axl farts too?

But was that for recreation? Because I will tell you....that can be seriously fun.

trust me,i know how much fun farting can be 

[jimmythegent]

It would appear that Axl is indeed a man of leisure -  I wonder if he likes travelling?

[Mr Cowbell ?]

haha

u guys should read the book "survivor" by chuck palahuniuk (sp?) , guy who wrote Fight Club. Great book, finished it in 2 days

Choke was a better read by Chuck

[MR W,AXL ROSE]

Then again , maybe it was this picture that had everyone thinking axl had gotten fat ...



 

I've heard that in his spare time axl likes to make figurines of himself like these ,

does anybody know where i can get these figures from

[Goldie]

Was this thread about Axl's Recreational Activities???

Where did action figures and farts come from? Does Axl play with action figures while farting? Does sound like fun, but Axl doesn't need to play with dolls. He will always have me and I'll pose in any position he needs!?

[Dead N' Bloated]

Then again , maybe it was this picture that had everyone thinking axl had gotten fat ...



 

I've heard that in his spare time axl likes to make figurines of himself like these ,

does anybody know where i can get these figures from

Where did those action figures come from? I didnt know they existed


 

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

Weiland: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Slash never told
you who wrote the intro to Sweet Child O'Mine.

Axl: He told me enough! He told me he did it.

Weiland: No. It was Adler!

that's funny

[Genesis]

That's some funny shit, Neemo! 

[Elrothiel]

What Genesis said...

[Pinball Wizard]

Where did those action figures come from? I didnt know they existed


 

I can only answer you about this pic...

It came from a brazilian website called Charges.com.br, It's a pretty funny website!!!

[Sam]

Judging by the Estranged video, I'd say when he isn't working on Chinese Democracy, he's spending most of his time jumping off cruise ships and swimming with dolphins...

[KIKO2K6]

Darth Vader MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!! 

[xxMarcelaxx]

You can't tell anything by what someone reads. I can prove it.
For instance take me. I still read comic books.

it does answers a lot of questions!

Just kidding btw