The Love thread

[Jdog0830]

Or people do stupid things when there drunk but that #6 guy sounded like a pussy so I will beleve it for now.
 
Ah I bet he was a lightweight to I bet he got drunk on his second beer!!!
But the moral would have been different if your friend wasn't a dick.
Lastly why do your story always seem to be missing the Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!? (you know I am joking kinda)


Joe

[Sin Cut]

^ True

And he wasn't a lightweight, he's obese. But he had 20-30 beers, I had maybe six before we went to the bar so I wasn't that wasted (you don't score if you're dead drunk).

[Jdog0830]

True only a few to get relaxed worry about getting drunk after you get laid or durring if the girl doesn't mind 


Joe

[Sin Cut]

True only a few to get relaxed worry about getting drunk after you get laid or durring if the girl doesn't mind 


Joe

Afterwards she can get me a beer and make an sandwich.

[Jdog0830]

True only a few to get relaxed worry about getting drunk after you get laid or durring if the girl doesn't mind 


Joe

Afterwards she can get me a beer and make an sandwich.

Durring you can feel the burn and pound the girl 
Although it would turn bad if either puked. Would be a shity way to wake up to.

"Whats that on the bed?" "O that's puke"
 


Joe

[Sin Cut]

Now if there'd be puke, she'd get do some laundry.

Actually a friend of mine accidently puked on a girls back while doing doggie, needless to say she left.

[Jdog0830]

I hope she would if she didn't that girl then would be a supper freak!!!


Joe

[Jdog0830]

http://m.youtube.com/#/watchdesktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqLZ6XXblLJI&v=qLZ6XXblLJI&gl=USThought you all would enjoy this I always do!


Joe

[Jdog0830]

I am happy that I found a girl at my school that is a seriously knows music, can sing like a godess, looks like one, is a careing person, I have good chemistry with, killer sence of humor, and has a strong mind and will. Unfortunatly she Is my age and going off to collage and has told me if she wants a relationship it would have to be one that would last.

We are going out on Thursday night next week (last day of my schools finals) to a Italian resterant (she loves my peoples food!).

Anyone got advice? I would be extremely grateful because hell I have yet to find a major flaw with her and I am desperate but I try not to let that show when I see and talk to her (whitch we do alot of).

Joe

[BlowUpYourVideo]

^All I can suggest is don't grow a moustache and try to speak Italian. Other than that, I dunno. I wouldn't try to hard to look for 'flaws' because then you might start finding flaws that aren't actually there. And so forth.



I asked a girl I go to uni with if she wanted to go out after we got our exams and shit out the way. I should probably follow that up soon. She said yes but it's difficult to tell from a text how enthusiastic someone is. We get on pretty well though so it must be worth a try....

[Jdog0830]

The only problem is she doesn't want a relationship right now concidering we are both seniors and going to collage (and I am sure she has like 2 other people she is going out with now).
So all I think I an do is prove I am right for her. Definatly gonna get her a roses  and tell her "I wanted to give a beautful flower for a beautful girl"

I think because she has been out with so many people in the past she has been hurt alot I just want her to know I would never do that and that she makes me want to be a better man.



Joe

[Sin Cut]

The only problem is she doesn't want a relationship right now concidering we are both seniors and going to collage (and I am sure she has like 2 other people she is going out with now).
So all I think I an do is prove I am right for her. Definatly gonna get her a roses  and tell her "I wanted to give a beautful flower for a beautful girl"

I think because she has been out with so many people in the past she has been hurt alot I just want her to know I would never do that and that she makes me want to be a better man.



Joe

Well, I'm sorry to break it for you, but when a girl says that she doesn't want a relationship, well it's just a nice way of saying that she's not interested. Or worse yet she's interested in some other guy.

Unless you're already sleeping with her, which I doubt, but if you are, then she's wanting to keep it as friends with benefits stage. Which is a win, clearly, for you.

Women, do these cheesy lines "I wanted to give a flower to a beutiful girl" work?

[Jdog0830]

You know what sin cut why the fuck do you always come down on me like that? And she has got dates with 2 other boys for a bit. So no I am not the only one.

Although she told me that she might have something to do with her mom and some friends from out of town. I do feel bad about it but fucking dam it I sure as hell ain't giving up this time! If you for one don't like it I don't give a fuck.


Joe

[Sin Cut]

Hey, don't shoot the messenger! (And don't post on the internet if you're that sensitive)

I sincerely hope I'm wrong, but *I'm* using the same line every freakin' time that I don't want a serious relationship and simply want to fuck her brains out. Saves me from some of the post friends with benefits shit.

Trust me, this is what I do on the weekends, every weekend.

Oh, and keep in mind that the best way to keep a girl interested into you is that you seem to be less interested in her than she's into you. So don't be too enthusiastic if you really wnat to make it work.

That's just a thing that I've noticed, there has to be some sort of effort needed and uncertainty.

[Jdog0830]

Sorry was a little pissed. But yeah it does help if you try to act like your less interested. And she seems to like me but it's gonna take alot of work but I think I can handle it!

I gave her Appitite For Destruction since she said she never had it (thought it would be a good gift since she really likes music). And she is gonna give me some of her blank CDs to burn some songs on them. Hopefully I haven't fucked myself over just yet.



Joe

[Sin Cut]

Sorry was a little pissed. But yeah it does help if you try to act like your less interested. And she seems to like me but it's gonna take alot of work but I think I can handle it!

I gave her Appitite For Destruction since she said she never had it (thought it would be a good gift since she really likes music). And she is gonna give me some of her blank CDs to burn some songs on them. Hopefully I haven't fucked myself over just yet.



Joe

That's an excellent gift 

[Jdog0830]

Hell yeah for a music lover or anyone!
She has to go out to dinner with her friends from out of town and I texted her about maybe Saturday. She has a vary active social life so I am not sure what's going on? If it's either she doesn't want to even talk to me or she just hasn't noticed the text.


Still is dissapointing to hear though especially when I thought she at first ment going to dinner with me... I need a drink.



Joe

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Damn texts. They make it appear that the girl I asked out isn't all that interested. Dunno if that's actually the case though. Bleh.

[Jdog0830]

Yep turns out she isn't that intersted said she was hanging out with someone else and also that "she didn't want to waste my money".


I really felt a conection with her to but she is so great and out of my league. I really like her and dam well gave it my best she even told me that she had all of break planed out if that's not a big hell no then I don't know what is.

She makes me want to be a better man still even after all that. Can't get her out of my mind. She makes me lose mine...



Joe

[Sin Cut]

I'm sorry j-Dog, but damn, this is sort of hilarious.

(not for you tho)

I was so right.

But hey snap out of, it's not like there even can be any serious feelings yet.