Top Axl Rose Facts

[avesia]

Axl Rose is such a perfectionist that he practiced being born several times before the actual event.

any reference to the past-life-regression thing?

[DunkinDave]

This doesn't work for several reasons.

1. The Chuck Norris jokes are re-hashes of Vin Diesel jokes that were on the internet 3 years ago.
2. Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are badass motherfuckers.
3. Axl's a reclusive putz.

Therefore, removing Chuck and Vin's name from a joke and replacing it with Axl makes the joke neither funny or logical.

1. sorry we're not up on our Vin Deislel internet history
2. I like Vin for his tremendous acting ability. that and the wonderful movies he makes (oh yeah Guys who play Dungeons and Dragons are not usually considered "Bad Ass Motherfuckers"). I'm not a fan of Chuck Norris either .... Although I've visited the Bar from Walker Texas Ranger and he's a better actor than Vin Deisel
3. Why come here then?

3. I'm referring to the fact that you can't take a joke about stars and their exaggerated superhuman powers and apply it to an ex-druggie that sits in his house all day.

Since when is "love Axl" a requirement of HTGTH?

[Goldie]

Here's some odd tidbits~

Axl rose actually auditioned for the role of Darth Vader for the Star Wars saga but George Lucas said he was too evil.

Axl sold his soul to the devil and the devil gave him change.

Hitler watches the old Guns N' Roses live at the Ritz concert for tips on world domination.

Axl doesn't need a set of Ginsu knives, he just sings.

Axl can't enter a Christian Book store~ It burns his feet.

(Mine suck too~ But men love things that suck~ and don't pretend you don't!)

[Neemo]

3. I'm referring to the fact that you can't take a joke about stars and their exaggerated superhuman powers and apply it to an ex-druggie that sits in his house all day.

Since when is "love Axl" a requirement of HTGTH?

you are not worth my time

[DunkinDave]

3. I'm referring to the fact that you can't take a joke about stars and their exaggerated superhuman powers and apply it to an ex-druggie that sits in his house all day.

Since when is "love Axl" a requirement of HTGTH?

you are not worth my time

Good, I don't teach special education anyways.

[AxlsMainMan]

1. Axl wont release Chinese Democracy..until he remembers where he put it...
2. 13 million isnt even including the recording costs of Chinese Democracy, it's just the bar tab..
3. Robin Finck is going bald from playing a G chord 7 hours a day/ 7 days a week in Axl's basement...gettin' ready for the big take...
4. Axl unpluggled Chris Pittman's keyboard because he made Axl late for the Kripy Kreme hot light..
5. The '02 VMA's sucked because Slash was backstage with an Axl vodoo doll plucking Axl's strings..
6. More guitar players have been in Gn'R than Steven Adler has been in rehab...

  There crappy but sue me.

[You Gonna Eat That?]

In a bid to out-do Russel Crowe Axl Rose has thrown a hotel clerk at a telephone.

Now, that was funny.

[gilld1]

An MRI has revealed that Axl Rose has two sets of testicles, one of which is in his throat.  Thus proving that Axl has the ballsiest voice in rock n roll.

[MR W,AXL ROSE]

1.theyve stopped the korn tour coz they say it would only be successful if axl was there but hes to busy finishing CD.

[Jonathan]

5. The '02 VMA's sucked because Slash was backstage with an Axl vodoo doll plucking Axl's strings..

Hahaha

[Goldie]

An MRI has revealed that Axl Rose has two sets of testicles, one of which is in his throat.? Thus proving that Axl has the ballsiest voice in rock n roll.

That was great! Did the MRI also show they were both the largest pairs they had ever documented in medical history?