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« Reply #160 on: April 12, 2003, 12:58:26 PM »
Quote from: GypsySoul on April 12, 2003, 12:48:12 PM
ESTONIA?  [confused]



Yeah, Estonia. http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mapshells/europe/estonia/estonia.htm


Finland: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/europe/finland/


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« Reply #161 on: April 12, 2003, 01:12:40 PM »
Quote from: jarmo on April 11, 2003, 06:55:26 PM
-183?C / -297.4?F

Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273?C / -459.4?F

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A few questons about Finland:

Are "microbes" something like maggots?  If so, why do the Finns want maggots in their food?

Why are the Finnish Farmers fondling their livestock?  (Exactly how drunk are they that they feel the urge to molest "Elsie")
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« Reply #162 on: April 12, 2003, 01:26:51 PM »
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Yeah, Estonia. http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mapshells/europe/estonia/estonia.htm

Finland: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/europe/finland/

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LOL.  On my computer the map site is called "expedia" on your's it's called "lonelyplanet".  That right there should tell you something about Finland!

Look!  That stuff about Finland says they got Gypsies there.
LET MY PEOPLE GO!

I thought someone said before that Finland (and I guess now Estonia, too) was somewhere between Canada and the North Pole by Santa's house?

Oops.  [puke] I need a new map.

Guess I shouldn't of mixed that vodka and beer!
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« Reply #163 on: April 15, 2003, 07:48:35 AM »
Quote from: GypsySoul on April 12, 2003, 01:12:40 PM
Are "microbes" something like maggots?  If so, why do the Finns want maggots in their food?

Bacteria. Yes, you probably have some in your food as well.

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Quote from: GypsySoul on April 12, 2003, 01:12:40 PM
Why are the Finnish Farmers fondling their livestock?  (Exactly how drunk are they that they feel the urge to molest "Elsie")

That's not molesting, it's working. Somebody needs to visit a farm.  [hihi]



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« Reply #164 on: April 15, 2003, 02:09:56 PM »
Quote from: jarmo on April 15, 2003, 07:48:35 AM
Quote from: GypsySoul on April 12, 2003, 01:12:40 PM
Are "microbes" something like maggots?  If so, why do the Finns want maggots in their food?
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Bacteria. Yes, you probably have some in your food as well.

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Quote from: GypsySoul on April 12, 2003, 01:12:40 PM
Why are the Finnish Farmers fondling their livestock?  (Exactly how drunk are they that they feel the urge to molest "Elsie")
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That's not molesting, it's working. Somebody needs to visit a farm.  [hihi]


If it's that cold in Finland, wouldn't that kill the maggots?  But even if it doesn't, if anyone reading this is from Finland and you see maggots - dead or alive - on your food DON'T EAT IT!  Throw it away and order yourself a pizza! [hihi]

I have visited a farm.  A very long time ago, we went on a school trip to a farm.  I don't remember it too much.  I remember seeing them feeding the animals and seeing the cows hooked up to the machines that pumps out the milk but I don't remember seeing them molesting (or as you call it "working") the cows!  But then again, we were very young school children and there are probably laws protecting us from seeing such things!  [hihi]
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« Reply #165 on: April 15, 2003, 02:56:51 PM »
Somebody has to operate those machines.  Tongue

In Finland it's the farmers with the cold hands.  [hihi]



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« Reply #166 on: April 15, 2003, 11:29:07 PM »
Quote from: jarmo on April 15, 2003, 02:56:51 PM
Somebody has to operate those machines.  Tongue

In Finland it's the farmers with the cold hands.  [hihi]

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Don't the cows just walk into the machine stall and then the farmer pushes a button on a panel for the machine to grab Elsie's personal self?  Isn't that unsanitary for the farmers to use their hands?  They should at least wear gloves.  No wonder they got maggots in their food.

And aren't there like hundreds of cows on these farms?  Do the farm owners use a special team of "hired hands"?  And is there a school where they go to learn to do this like the University of Finland Farming Fondlers?

I'm afraid to ask what the Finn farmers are touching to get the cows to make cow babies and what they're touching them with!


Oh, guess what.  I finally found Finland on an old globe.  Did you know they're all the way on the other side of the planet?
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« Reply #167 on: May 07, 2003, 02:06:30 PM »
Finland against Sweden (ice hockey chanpionships 2003) tonight! Go Koivu and Sel?nne!  [ok]

BTW where is Werner, has anyone seen him for a while? He plays hockey, right?

Anyway Forsberg sucks.. [nervous]
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« Reply #168 on: May 07, 2003, 03:44:41 PM »
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Anyway Forsberg sucks.. [nervous]
I don't watch that much hockey, it gets me frustrated when I can't do anything and my team loose. But that seldom happens with sweden.

But I know one thing, he do not suck!!! [rant]   He plays hockey. [yes]

Go Sverige, Go Sweden, Go Routsi.
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« Reply #169 on: May 07, 2003, 04:16:16 PM »
Go Aravirta and don't come back!



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« Reply #170 on: May 07, 2003, 04:21:08 PM »
Sweden won 6-5  [dance]

As I said, I get rarely dissapointed by them. Cheesy
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« Reply #171 on: May 07, 2003, 05:18:18 PM »
I didn't make this one. But I think it shows what most swedes thinks right know.

http://www.nordfrost.net/swe_fi.jpg
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« Reply #172 on: May 07, 2003, 10:14:58 PM »
Pfff.Bullshit.
Swedes won nothing.
From the most reliable source around:
http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.php?ID=612340053

Bleh.We had great individuals who were unable to play as a team.Usually it's the exact opposite.
Ah well, atleast we've been kicking swendish ass in Olympics+World cups lately.
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« Reply #173 on: May 08, 2003, 04:53:42 AM »
http://www.hut.fi/~jsironen/leijona.jpg

This was what I saw on tv last night... In a way.
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« Reply #174 on: May 08, 2003, 05:08:28 AM »
Quote from: Dragon on May 07, 2003, 03:44:41 PM
Quote from: GNRgirl on May 07, 2003, 02:06:30 PM
Anyway Forsberg sucks.. [nervous]
But I know one thing, he do not suck!!! [rant]   He plays hockey. [yes]


I did try to express my concern with that smile...Hmm..Salo sucked?
What the fuck happened to Finland last night  [rant]


Skeba: Team-Sweden is like female lion? [hihi]
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« Reply #175 on: May 08, 2003, 06:24:50 AM »
I can agree that Salo had a bad day. Sad


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Bleh.We had great individuals who were unable to play as a team.Usually it's the exact opposite.
Ah well, atleast we've been kicking swendish ass in Olympics+World cups lately.
Never heard that excuse before. Roll Eyes


And when it comes to lions. It's the female lions that do all the work while the male lion just walks around and kill little babylions, try to force female lions to have sex and try to look cool.
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« Reply #176 on: May 08, 2003, 10:02:14 AM »
What excuse?
I wasn't even trying to come up with one:)
Team Finland Sucked this year.There are no excuses.
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« Reply #177 on: May 08, 2003, 11:04:24 AM »
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What excuse?
I wasn't even trying to come up with one:)
Team Finland Sucked this year.There are no excuses.

It sounded like an excuse that I hear from my friends when sweden lose.
"They are great players, but they aren't used to play together."
Don't worry, if you watch hockey you should know that we swedes has been through that a couple of times.
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« Reply #178 on: May 10, 2003, 05:38:50 AM »
I hate Finland.
But, It's nice to beat them in hockey ;)
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« Reply #179 on: May 10, 2003, 12:58:37 PM »
Quote from: Odal on May 10, 2003, 05:38:50 AM
I hate Finland.


Of course you do. Finland is what Sweden wants to be when it grows up.



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