Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument

[Cornell]

maybe we can get really lucky and she will pump gas and cause an enormous explosion.

Seriously people have got to stop with the cell phones.

Everywhere I go I see some fuck on a phone.

I just keep thinkin, cant u do anything, enjoy doin something without having to be on the phone to someone?

Tell your GF,BF, your mommy or daddy that "IM watchin a fuckin movie, I am shopping, I am at a game, i am at the gym, so fuck off!"


seriously when I saw a motherfucker runnin on the treadmill while talkin all loud on a cell phone, I wanted to shove that said phone down the fucks throat cause it kept breakin my concentration.

Cell Phones are the devil.? Put those fuckin things away already!

Strike a nerve, D??

Let us know how you really feel about cell phones.

[AxlsMainMan]

Everywhere I go I see some fuck on a phone.

The thing that pisses me off most about cell phones is when you get horrible drivers behind the wheel with a cell phone attached too their ear. They pay zero attention to the road or drivers around them and its just fucking ridiculous. Unless you live out in the middle of nowhere, driving takes your absolute concentration.

Here in Canada, their at least fining people with cell phones for reckless driving as far as Ive been informed.

[Evolution]

Phone confiscation is in order!

[D]

I think Cell PHones were invented for emergency type situations.

U break down, Cell phones are great..

U are looking for someone's house or need directions: Great!

U are at the store and need to call and see exactly what u need: Great.

However when I am paying good money to relax and enjoy a movie, I dont wanna hear a cell phone and I dont even wanna see the light when someone opens it to check messages.

Hey if u are that much in demand and that busy, rent the movie on DVD or something.

U are at the gym trying to workout.

Working out takes maximum concentration, I relish workin out, its my sanctuary, its what I do to forget about everyday life and to let off steam, I cant imagine why someone would bring a fuckin cell phone with them to the gym.

Ill see a guy in the middle of a heavy set of squats and his phone will ring and he will stop mid set answer the phone and talk for 20 minutes monopolizing the squat rack or whatever other piece of equipment.

Ill see people on phones when they are out to eat and Im thinking, "Is this so fuckin important that u cant even get off long enough to enjoy your food?"


I should write a book on Cell Phone ettiquette.

[Krispy Kreme]

Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument
By Associated Press
Fri Dec 23, 3:04 PM

BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. - It was a conversation stopper. A lovers' dispute over a cell phone took a serious turn early Friday morning when the woman ended the spat by swallowing the phone whole.

Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

"He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it," Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. "She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it."

Police said an ambulance transported the woman to St. Mary's Medical Center in Blue Springs. A hospital spokeswoman said she couldn't give details about the woman's health since police have not released her identity.

Decker said police had closed investigations on the swallowing, the first such incident of its kind here.

"This is the first I've heard of this happening," said Decker. "I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."

Copyright 2005 The Associated Press.

Entirely new meaning to "does she swallow?"

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Strange how far this thread has come 

[Evolution]

I hate people in my work(a hospital) who don't obey the phones off signs. They just swan in chatting to fuckhead on the other end without thinking about the damage their phones could possibly do. 


And also, i hate it when you are taking it easy with some mopping at work, and someone starts talking and you think it's to you, and when you turn around and realise they are on a phone they stare at you like you are an idiot 

[Sterlingdog]

I hate people in my work(a hospital) who don't obey the phones off signs. They just swan in chatting to fuckhead on the other end without thinking about the damage their phones could possibly do.?

Is that really true?  I know some one who works in a hospital, and she says cell phones aren't really dangerous at all, and the doctors use them all the time. 

[Evolution]

Really? In my hospital there are signs everywhere saying turn them off so they don't interfere with machines etc.

[AdZ]

Yeah they fuck with pacemakers and stuff.. Thought doctors seem not to care too much..

[Izzy]

Yeah they fuck with pacemakers and stuff.. Thought doctors seem not to care too much..

Good ol' doctors - one of these days they might even wash their hands too!

[Bridge]

Imagine what else she can swallow.

[Chelle]

Working out takes maximum concentration, I relish workin out, its my sanctuary...

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[Dr. Blutarsky]

I heard someone in the Mens room at the Orlando Magic game last night  talking on their cell phone while they were shitting. Thats fucked up!

[AxlsMainMan]

I heard someone in the Mens room at the Orlando Magic game last night? talking on their cell phone while they were shitting. Thats fucked up!

Gotta keep those your closest too up to date...

"Right now hunny, Im taking a No.2, then its full steam ahead to the whiping!

[Bridge]

actually I just read a further police report that says the woman was actually assaulted with the cell phone, she didnt just put it in her mouth and swallow

[Sterlingdog]

actually I just read a further police report that says the woman was actually assaulted with the cell phone, she didnt just put it in her mouth and swallow

So her boyfriend actually shoved it down her throat?  I've heard people threaten to do stuff like that, never actually do it.