Well, I don't want to steal all the classics for myself...I'm sure there are other great wits on the board that could do a fine job at making another parody.
As sang to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Axl the redhead rock star
Has a very big ego
Just ask his former bandmates
They will even say it's so
All of the music business,
tends to laugh and call him names
Tried to tour a while in '02,
although it went up in flames
On one drunk and sloppy night,
Slash was heard to say
"Axl with your huge ego,
just shut up and play the show!"
Then all the fans did love him,
now it's just wait and see
Axl the redhead rock star,
won't release Democracy