WWE Game II

[Evolution]

Jeez D, you'd blame the fact you had a white t-shirt on during the drafting if you could 

[Hammy]

yeah we gotta include appearance points.

that fucked me big time cause I wasnt aware of that when i drafted so i had Stacey keibler over carlito and then i took melina.

You mean you didn't read the rules that were posted before we started drafting on page 1?

[D]

rules?

u mean there are rules for this game?

thanks for tellin me!

[Evolution]

Page 1!! 

[Jim]

Okay, fair enough point with Heat and Velocity.

So how about we just do appearance points for Raw/Smackdown? And we'll call them 'recognised' appearances. We'll say that it counts as an appearance if it can be judged that they were intended to be in the shot: Funaki in the background doesn't count; a segmant with the whole lockerroom, including Funaki, does count as an apprearance.

Something like 5 for Raw/Smackdown, 10 for a PPV.

You know, as D says, it will at least distribute a few more points to those who have people with Stacy. It's never going to be a lead taking ammount of points, but y'know, it's puts more points out there...

Fair enough if you don't feel like tallying it up though.

As far as power goes  ...





...Fuck off.   

[Evolution]

Had an executive conference with my secretary. Nah Jim sorry.


This'll teach you wasters to draft with your full brain next time!

[Evolution]

Totals and Positions

1. Stoned ? 566
2. Rob - 464
3. Evolution - 328
4. Malcolm - 324
5. Axl_Rose_700 - 291
6. Mallrat - 285
7. Timothy - 282
8. D - 256
9. Makane - 231
10. Jim ? 190

Velocity

Simon Dean = 5
M. Gymini = 5
T. Gymini = 5
London = 2
Funaki = 2
Kendrick = 2
Sylvan = 5
Super Crazy = 5
Vito = 2

Smackdown

Mercury = 32
Nitro = 32
Tatanka = 5
Matt Hardy = 5
Boogeyman = 12
James Dick = 5
Chad Dick = 5
Gregory Helms = 32
Psychosis = 5
Mysterio = 12
Benoit = 12
Lashley = 12
Finlay = 5
JBL = 5
Orton = 5

Heat
Vis = 5
Tomko = 2
Eugene = 5
Conway = 2
Chavo = 5
Cade = 2
Goldust = 5
Murdoch = 2

Stoned = John Cena, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Mark Henry, Gregory Helms, Kenny = 96
Mallrat = Triple H, Matt Hardy, Mickie James, Snitsky, Tyson Tomko, Val Venis = 7
Makane = Randy Orton, The Boogeyman, Carlito, Simon Dean, Victoria, Mick Foley = 22
Timothy = HBK, Shelton Benjamin, Paul London, Lance Cade, William Regal, T. Gymini = 9
D = Mikey, Trish Stratus, Ric Flair, Brian Kendrick, Rosey, Rob Van Dam = 2
Jim = The Undertaker, Kane, Matt Striker, Johnny, Nicky, Mitch = 0
Axl_Rose_700 = JBL, The Big Show, Lashley, Orlando Jordan, Marty Jannetty, M. Gymini = 22
Malcolm = Chris Masters, Rey Mysterio, Super Crazy, Psicosis, Animal, Goldust = 27
Evolution = Candice Michelle, Edge, Kid Kash, Finlay, Jamie Noble, Tatanka = 10
Rob = Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, Booker T, Chavo Guerrero, Paul Burchill, Viscera = 17

Updated Totals and Positions

1. Stoned - 662
2. Rob - 481
3. Malcolm - 351
4. Evolution - 338
5. Axl_Rose_700 - 313
6. Mallrat - 292
7. Timothy - 291
8. D - 258
9. Makane - 253
10. Jim - 190

Thanks to Stoned for his work.

[Hammy]

Ladies And Gentleman, Boys And Girls, Children of All Ages.....

...Evolution is very busy right now, so he picked up the phone, gave the champ a call and asked if i'd do the scores

So here are the RAW scores!

Totals and Positions

1. Stoned - 662
2. Rob - 481
3. Malcolm - 351
4. Evolution - 338
5. Axl_Rose_700 - 313
6. Mallrat - 292
7. Timothy - 291
8. D - 258
9. Makane - 253
10. Jim - 190

After Raw....

Updated Totals and Positions

1. Stoned - 662
2. Rob - 491
3. Malcolm - 351
4. Axl_Rose_700 - 345
5. Evolution - 343
6. D - 314
7. Timothy - 303
8. Mallrat - 297
9. Makane - 258
10. Jim - 222

Well done to D top scorer of the night with 56 points, and Jim & Axl_Rose_700 who both got 32 points each...

D could be making a late push for 3rd place.....

.....and Evolution has slipped to his lowest place ever since the first game started.....5th

[Jim]

And, I could be making a late push for oh wait my teams too shit.

[Evolution]

What the fuck is going on?

[axl_rose_700]

 

making a charge for 3rd place

Cruiserweight Champion in the making!

[Evolution]

Get back down to where you belong son 

[D]

Stoned wouldve won but just imagine if Batista hadnt got hurt.

Its safe to say he would've averaged me at least 15 a week *take into account title defenses and ppv's etc"

So 8 weeks times 15 pts and that would be 120 more points.


think about that.

If Batista hasnt went down, Id be a contender.

he was my Smackdown franchise.


Another great question

How could u dumbasses let Stoned get both Mercury and Nitro?

[Evolution]

You drafted too. So that means you just called yourself a dumbass 

[D]

I am a dumbass, i drafted fuckin stacey and Melina over Carlito......


Guys be honest.

Dont I just strike fear into your hearts?

I bet Stoned is planning some kind of strategy to piss me off or to do whatever he can so i won't participate in Game III.

Evo, Stoned u guys are transistional champs cause everyone knows u all are just holding it for ME!

Stoned, I wouldnt bother putting a name plate on that belt cause basically u are a babysitter. Im letting u sit with the belt until I feel like taking it and Ill be taking it Game III!

BROTHER!

[Timothy]

D cuting a nice little promo


Barks like HHH but bites like Double J.

[D]

Hey

Dont Piss Me Off SlapNutz!

[Timothy]

"D, like the writing on the wall from our great forefathers from beyond, there will never be a time when either you or I will care about the things that other normal people do. Abnormal is the way of life for us we care not for nobody or anything. Only you D and I to you, can give you what you want and you to me. The challenge of combat. The challenge to prove to one another who deservers to stand atop the many men that have already fallen. You D will fall like the others have, I promise."

[Hammy]

I am a dumbass, i drafted fuckin stacey and Melina over Carlito......

Stupid is as Stupid Does.

Future, Current & Past Champions NEVER makes mistakes that bad....

....as for the Batista 'He could of got me 6000 points speech'

That's what happens when you pick a roided up injury prone guy, he get's injured, therefore no points .....

....i still remember you mocking everyone for failing to draft him since he was World Champ & Tag Champ...

....maybe everyone was just a lot wiser

....as for transitional champ, the next game doesn't end 'til round about Summerslam, that gives me many a month to boast about being better, plus i'll win the next game, which should carry me through 'til, say Christmas time.

Dude, your just another Lex Luger.....



....Clueless.

Now can you dig that......











.....Suckaaaaaaaaaaa!

[axl_rose_700]

Get back down to where you belong son?

Muhahahaha