The IT gift for your girlfriend

[Captain Obvious]

Ok...from what I gather the head goes inside

but the lips are all non-symmetric...aren't they just gonna poke you from the inside?

But I think I figured out what the tail is for!!

[Captain Obvious]

Wait a fucking second!! The head doesnt go inside! The head must be the handle...

The tail goes isnide...who here said that the head resembles a penis, I think you're wrong

[Sterlingdog]

I'm guessing there is more than one way to use it.  It is possible that neither go "inside".  And if it does, getting "poked from the inside" isn't always a bad thing.

[SLCPUNK]

Wait a fucking second!! The head doesnt go inside! The head must be the handle...

The tail goes isnide...who here said that the head resembles a penis, I think you're wrong

LOL, I hope you don't think outloud like this before you go down on your girlfriend........