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« on: December 16, 2005, 04:32:31 PM »


http://www.sephora.fr/browse/product.jhtml?id=P9644&shouldPaginate=true

it IS a dildo. it's all over tha place in paris this xmas. in several department stores.
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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2005, 05:14:51 PM »
Quote from: WAT-EVER, ?i'm totally buggin on December 16, 2005, 04:32:31 PM


http://www.sephora.fr/browse/product.jhtml?id=P9644&shouldPaginate=true

it IS a dildo. it's all over tha place in paris this xmas. in several department stores.

I have to admit, I stared at thing way too long trying to figure out how it worked.  But I think I understand now.
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2005, 11:14:23 PM »
Please explain...
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2005, 11:56:40 PM »
You are a smart guy, I'm sure you can figure it out.

Its a creative device, actually.  But that duck's bill looks a little uncomfortable.  Nevermind, as I was typing I figured out the purpose of that too.  Funny.
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2005, 12:02:40 AM »
Quote from: Death Star on December 16, 2005, 11:58:37 PM
BAN ME!

You'll have to wait until Jarmo's online.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2005, 12:07:17 AM »
Quote from: Death Star on December 17, 2005, 12:04:29 AM
No ban me now! Now! now!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody has the power to ban you except for Jarmo.

Why don't you just not post here?

You may be getting on peoples' nerves. So please control yourself.
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2005, 06:35:41 AM »
Quote from: Sterling on December 16, 2005, 11:56:40 PM
You are a smart guy, I'm sure you can figure it out.

Its a creative device, actually.  But that duck's bill looks a little uncomfortable.  Nevermind, as I was typing I figured out the purpose of that too.  Funny.

i think nixon (et al) needs to actually see how it works...us guys are not too bright ya know...so we need someone to demonstrate to get the full effect Grin
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2005, 08:17:46 AM »
Sephora is selling dildos now?
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2005, 09:22:21 AM »
Quote from: Will on December 17, 2005, 08:17:46 AM
Sephora is selling dildos now?

to massage your *back* ....

but the thing is that it looks so much like a toy, that some kid will take it in the bath and get electrocuted ....
can you get shocked by two AA batteries ?
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2005, 10:12:27 AM »
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Quote from: Will on December 17, 2005, 08:17:46 AM
Sephora is selling dildos now?

to massage your *back* ....

but the thing is that it looks so much like a toy, that some kid will take it in the bath and get electrocuted ....
can you get shocked by two AA batteries ?

It's waterproof ! They thought of everything! Smiley
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Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2005, 11:34:58 AM »
Quote from: MadmanDan on December 17, 2005, 10:12:27 AM
Quote from: WAT-EVER, ?i'm totally buggin on December 17, 2005, 09:22:21 AM
Quote from: Will on December 17, 2005, 08:17:46 AM
Sephora is selling dildos now?

to massage your *back* ....

but the thing is that it looks so much like a toy, that some kid will take it in the bath and get electrocuted ....
can you get shocked by two AA batteries ?

It's waterproof ! They thought of everything! Smiley

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nothing is waterproof, waterproof is the biggest scam ever !
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2005, 04:16:01 PM »
Quote from: Q on December 17, 2005, 06:35:41 AM

i think nixon (et al) needs to actually see how it works...us guys are not too bright ya know...so we need someone to demonstrate to get the full effect Grin

Am I the only woman here who is willing to explain it?? I'm sure I'm not the only one who can figure it out.? But now I'm going to look like I know a little TOO much about these things.? Ok, look closely at the duck's head, remind you of anything?? Once you figure out what that is, the rest basically falls into place.

Quote from: WAT-EVER, i'm totally buggin on December 17, 2005, 09:22:21 AM
but the thing is that it looks so much like a toy, that some kid will take it in the bath and get electrocuted ....
can you get shocked by two AA batteries ?

No.? A lot of women's "massagers" are waterproof and are expected to be used in the tub, at least sometimes.? Not to mention women's electric razors too.? But 2 AA batteries doesn't seem very powerful to me.? But I'm no expert, I swear.?
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Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2005, 04:46:25 PM »
Sterling seems to know a lot about these things .... *suspicious* ..... ?____?
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2005, 07:32:43 PM »
Quote from: Sterling on December 17, 2005, 04:16:01 PM

Am I the only woman here who is willing to explain it?  I'm sure I'm not the only one who can figure it out.  But now I'm going to look like I know a little TOO much about these things.  Ok, look closely at the duck's head, remind you of anything?  Once you figure out what that is, the rest basically falls into place.

hmmm...i see...and what about those duck lips,what are they for? is that so you can hang in on the wall or something?


















and before you answer, im teasing you Smiley Wink Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2005, 07:35:45 PM »
Im not into those things really, I wouldnt like my girl to do that, if she has me.... anyway Im in love dudes Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2005, 11:37:47 PM »
Aww!  I want one!!   Cheesy    ... I just need a new toy   Grin
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2005, 01:12:07 AM »
Rumor is when "Chinese Democracy" is released, each CD will come with one of those duck dildos as a bonus for waiting so long.
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2005, 01:42:39 AM »
wtf is with the lips...where the hell do they go

they seem out of place
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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2005, 08:21:47 AM »
Quote from: Captain Obvious on December 18, 2005, 01:42:39 AM
wtf is with the lips...where the hell do they go

they seem out of place

use your imagination  Shocked
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2005, 10:12:43 AM »
Quote from: Captain Obvious on December 18, 2005, 01:42:39 AM
wtf is with the lips...where the hell do they go

they seem out of place

What are lips on people for?
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