Jessica and Nick Have Separated!!

[Eeebs]

Okay, this should come as no shock, but never the less, I just about fell off my chair!!  I can't believe "The Newly Wed Couple" is kaput!  Here is the article.  Hot off the press, as of 5 minutes ago.

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LOS ANGELES - After months of rumors, denials and salacious magazine covers,     Jessica Simpson and     Nick Lachey are officially calling it quits.
 
The couple jointly announced their separation Wednesday, their publicists Meredith O'Sullivan and Rob Shooter confirmed.

"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," Simpson and Lachey said in an official statement.

"This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."

The couple wed in October 2002 and went on to star in their own reality show, "Newlyweds," on MTV. The show made them A-list celebrities.

Following Simpson's role in 2004's "The Dukes of Hazzard," tabloid magazines began reporting trouble in the marriage.

Us Weekly first reported the couple's split in its Oct. 17 issue

[SLCPUNK]

She is an idiot and I would not be surprised if she was broke in another ten years.

He seems to be a smart good looking guy that could probably get a lot better then her dumb ass.

Good for him.

[Buddy J.B.]

She is an idiot and I would not be surprised if she was broke in another ten years.

hopefully she'll be on the market available for me.

[lynn1961]

Does this surpise anyone? 

[SLCPUNK]

hopefully she'll be on the market available for me.

If you like dumb girls, who spend money like there is no tomorrow then she is a keeper.

Does this surpise anyone?

LOL.

No.

[D]

She is an idiot and I would not be surprised if she was broke in another ten years.

He seems to be a smart good looking guy that could probably get a lot better then her dumb ass.

Good for him.

I agree totally, A lot of people will be like, "That dumbass, how can u let someone as hot as her go."

reality is, looks and sex appeal go only so far, and Nick Lachey will be able to land plenty of hot chicks.

Good thing bout this is, the 50/50 thing finally works in favor of a man.

She is way richer than he is, so Nick will get half of her cash.

I think Nick has no career left but still, happiness is key.

I dont like the tabloids who constantly try and try to fuck people's marriages up, I just wonder how much that put a strain on them?

[MadmanDan]

Let this be a lesson for you kids: big tits can't replace a brain for too long 

[Izzy]

Thank god, that awful newly weds programme dies with them

[Katrin]

Thank god, that awful newly weds programme dies with them

Exactly my thoughts 

[Genesis]

Does this surpise anyone? 

No. Nothing happening in tinsel town surprises us...   

[mikegiuliana]

they have been calling it quits for the last 2 years already They are in every star magazine my wife gets, it's a lot of horse shit half the time.. From his dating or fucking a stripper to her fucking bam margera..

[lynn1961]

Hey, maybe they can continue their "newlywed" show, so everyone in American can watch them go through their divorce, as well!  I really think they should.  It would be as ludicrous an idea as the show was to begin with.   

[mikegiuliana]

Hey, maybe they can continue their "newlywed" show, so everyone in American can watch them go through their divorce, as well!? I really think they should.? It would be as ludicrous an idea as the show was to begin with.? ?

why not, I am sure their marriage was just a helper for their careers and they milked the hell out of it being like sonny n cher.. Now if only Tomkat would die..

[Evolution]

Ashlee is still hotter.

[mikegiuliana]

Ashlee is still hotter.

for a troll

[Evolution]

I'd post some pictures that would make you say otherwise! But i don't think Jarmo is to keen with that idea.

[mikegiuliana]

I'd post some pictures that would make you say otherwise! But i don't think Jarmo is to keen with that idea.

I only go by what I see on tv.. I have seen enough for myself to get an idea for my tastes.. Ashlee eminds me of the one who is so desperate to have fame, she's like hulk hogan's kid..

[Eeebs]

Hey, maybe they can continue their "newlywed" show, so everyone in American can watch them go through their divorce, as well!  I really think they should.  It would be as ludicrous an idea as the show was to begin with.   

why not, I am sure their marriage was just a helper for their careers and they milked the hell out of it being like sonny n cher.. Now if only Tomkat would die..

Did you hear the latest?  Tom bought Katie her own sonogram machine, so they can together watch the development of their child in the comfort of their own home.

Two words.  Coo - coo!!!

[mikegiuliana]

Hey, maybe they can continue their "newlywed" show, so everyone in American can watch them go through their divorce, as well!? I really think they should.? It would be as ludicrous an idea as the show was to begin with.? ?

why not, I am sure their marriage was just a helper for their careers and they milked the hell out of it being like sonny n cher.. Now if only Tomkat would die..

Did you hear the latest?? Tom bought Katie her own sonogram machine, so they can together watch the development of their child in the comfort of their own home.

Two words.? Coo - coo!!!

I'm just glad tom cruise is off the damn tv eevry other second.. Being a super wuss , but loved the people that squirted him in his face How touching tomkat can watch their love baby grow *grabs puke bucket*

[Axls Locomotive]

I'm just glad tom cruise is off the damn tv eevry other second.. Being a super wuss , but loved the people that squirted him in his face How touching tomkat can watch their love baby grow *grabs puke bucket*

you know, if noone watched these celebrities in the first place they wouldnt be on tv, considering youve been watching him and posting about him im sure he thanks you for your support no matter how negative your opinion is...and that goes for the unhappily separated couple too...more exposure + idiot viewers=more dosh

enjoy the show