Who's going to hell?

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Im in the seventh level of hell
I'l burn in hell 
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

My score

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Oddy]

damn i only got level 6!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Markus Asraelius]

I got a Level 7. But, some of the questions are jokes. Whether or not you're attracted to the same sex should have nothing to do what you're afterlife.

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

Purgatory

Y
ou have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

im good !

[Captain P?l]

Purgatory

Y
ou have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

im good !

and nice boys dont play rock n roll? your a nice boy... therefore you are no rocker! get outta here!!

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

Purgatory

Y
ou have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

im good !

and nice boys dont play rock n roll? your a nice boy... therefore you are no rocker! get outta here!!

you are going to hell. don't be jealous

[Evolution]

Ah shit

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[Walk]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Hmm, I'm borderline hell bait for being a fat, mean capitalist. Those questions are terrible, though. Dante wouldn't agree with some of the assessments, and the Bible definitely doesn't.

[Neemo]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes.
Your shade has been banished to... 
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  High
Level 2  Lustful  Very High
Level 3  Gluttonous  High
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  High
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent  High
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  High
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Low
 
 

[Evolution]

  Level 8 is good!


Heaven it is then

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

you too ?
you're almost as pure as i am. you're still immoral on some levels. one day you'll be pure like i am.

[Neemo]

Level 8 is good!

You're winning!!!!!

[Izzy]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


No punishment here - well, thats not really my idea of hell - so i guess an enternity in a place where there is no punishment is okay, but how can a place be sad for all eternity and not be a punishment - surely 'punishment' is relative?

[Buddy J.B.]

Looks like I'm lucky, and I'm a honest guy.

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[Sukie]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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hehehe...good thing I (mostly) don't believe in hell!

[Jagged Little Pill]

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.



Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low
Level 2  Lustful  Very High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Very High
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Extreme
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Extreme
Level 7  Violent  Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous - Extreme

[Megaguns]

i am going to hell because i fled the scene of a hit and run in the batmobile, cos im batman.

[Rockin' Rose]

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Fuuck!

[Cornell]

I am level 4 - so less than half way.  Does that mean that I have time to repent? 

[the dirt]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

you too ?
you're almost as pure as i am. you're still immoral on some levels. one day you'll be pure like i am.

Purgatory.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory? Repenting Believers? Very High
Level 1 - Limbo? Virtuous Non-Believers? High
Level 2? Lustful? Moderate
Level 3? Gluttonous? Moderate
Level 4? Prodigal and Avaricious? Low
Level 5? Wrathful and Gloomy? Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis? Heretics? Very Low
Level 7? Violent? Low
Level 8- the Malebolge? Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers? Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus? Treacherous? Very Low


I seem to be more pure than you, buggin?