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« on: November 05, 2005, 02:38:48 PM »

In my opinion, I think we need to send rockets, filled with nuclear bombs, and blow up the moon. Why? Because someday the moon might fall out of alignment and smack right into the earth. We can't wait for the final proof, that may come in the form of a huge mushroom cloud-like-crater, right in New York City or Los Angeles, or anywhere in this great country. It would be a disaster and end all life as we know it. Therefore, we must act now before it is too late. Other countries are either with us or against us. If they're against us, they're crazy Moon loving commies anyway. Maybe they don't care about their freedom, their country, but I sure do. So act now, send a letter to the President, your Senators and Congressman, and urge them to blow up the moon before its too late.
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2005, 02:40:10 PM »

NIXON!!       smoking
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2005, 05:32:53 PM »

i think you need a break hihi
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2005, 05:55:24 PM »

In my opinion, I think we need to send rockets, filled with nuclear bombs, and blow up the moon. Why? Because someday the moon might fall out of alignment and smack right into the earth. We can't wait for the final proof, that may come in the form of a huge mushroom cloud-like-crater, right in New York City or Los Angeles, or anywhere in this great country. It would be a disaster and end all life as we know it. Therefore, we must act now before it is too late. Other countries are either with us or against us. If they're against us, they're crazy Moon loving commies anyway. Maybe they don't care about their freedom, their country, but I sure do. So act now, send a letter to the President, your Senators and Congressman, and urge them to blow up the moon before its too late.

It's because of retarded posts like this just looking to stir up shit that the jungle has gotten out of hand.  Keep My Nixon and his words of wisdom in mind when advocating the banning and accusations of shit stirrers on the forum.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2005, 05:57:28 PM »

This is a lighthearted thread (I hope) no need to start more arguments
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2005, 06:00:08 PM »


It's because of retarded posts like this just looking to stir up shit that the jungle has gotten out of hand.  Keep My Nixon and his words of wisdom in mind when advocating the banning and accusations of shit stirrers on the forum.

...umm you are more likely to "shit stir" with posts like these...nixon was obviously having a laugh...you dont really think he was serious do you?
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2005, 06:04:17 PM »

I don't think he's as innocent as all that.  I'm not irritated by his post, it was was just silly, but it was clearly meant to irritate certain people.  And judging by Guns N' Rock Music's response, it worked. 
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2005, 06:05:04 PM »

Would'nt that fuck with the sun of something? Or our orbit?  Huh
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2005, 06:08:23 PM »

Would'nt that fuck with the sun of something? Or our orbit?? Huh

Blow things up first ask questions later
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2005, 06:14:45 PM »

I don't think he's as innocent as all that.  I'm not irritated by his post, it was was just silly, but it was clearly meant to irritate certain people.  And judging by Guns N' Rock Music's response, it worked. 

well some people are just a tad oversensitive...

but i must admit, im somewhat enamoured with your sense of fairness Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2005, 06:37:34 PM »

I would like to be the first Scot in space  ok
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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2005, 06:43:19 PM »

I would like to be the first Scot in space  ok

well enter the lift in the glasgow tower and ask them to short circuit the controls  hihi
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2005, 06:47:09 PM »

we're earthlings! blow up earth things!    we're earthlings! blow up earth things!    we're earthlings! blow up earth things!    we're earthlings! blow up earth things!    we're earthlings! blow up earth things!    we're earthlings! blow up earth things!    we're earthlings! blow up earth things!    we're earthlings! blow up earth things!   
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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2005, 06:47:21 PM »

but i must admit, im somewhat enamoured with your sense of fairness Smiley

Why thank you, I try. ?Maybe you could explain that I really am a fair person to the 4 people I just fired at work? ?
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« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2005, 06:49:11 PM »

I would like to be the first Scot in space  ok

well enter the lift in the glasgow tower and ask them to short circuit the controls  hihi

Im in the G town on Thursday for a gig so perhaps the plan will happen!
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2005, 06:55:21 PM »

but i must admit, im somewhat enamoured with your sense of fairness Smiley

Why thank you, I try.  Maybe you could explain that I really am a fair person to the 4 people I just fired at work? 

everyone has to make hard decisions, no business can survive without having the right balance of personnel...but i sense a little bit of guilt...it is a difficult thing to do but you have no need to feel guilty...i sense that they were given a fair chance to prove themselves...but the reality is most will find other work...everyone has their place...Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2005, 07:01:39 PM »

everyone has to make hard decisions, no business can survive without having the right balance of personnel...but i sense a little bit of guilt...it is a difficult thing to do but you have no need to feel guilty...i sense that they were given a fair chance to prove themselves...but the reality is most will find other work...everyone has their place...Smiley

Thank you, you are very kind.  And I know my decision was right, but its gets exhausting having to defend myself when people accuse me of being racist or playing favorites.  But your words are encouraging.

Now back on topic, what are we doing now?  Blowing up the moon or something? Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2005, 07:07:22 PM »

It's just a joke, tounge-in-cheek.
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« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2005, 07:12:51 PM »

everyone has to make hard decisions, no business can survive without having the right balance of personnel...but i sense a little bit of guilt...it is a difficult thing to do but you have no need to feel guilty...i sense that they were given a fair chance to prove themselves...but the reality is most will find other work...everyone has their place...Smiley

Thank you, you are very kind.  And I know my decision was right, but its gets exhausting having to defend myself when people accuse me of being racist or playing favorites.  But your words are encouraging.

Now back on topic, what are we doing now?  Blowing up the moon or something? Smiley

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the moon is a mysterious place for children, you cant blow it up lol
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« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2005, 07:16:47 PM »

I think the moon will be a holiday for ordinary people in maybe 100 years time maybe less.
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