How to Kiss A Girl?(I'm a Wuss)

[D]

Go hire a prostitute to practice on, then it doesnt matter.


Anyhow

Just lean in and go for it

if she slips u some tongue, slip your tongue but do it gently

No chick likes a big slobbery stickin your whole tongue down her throat type kiss.

after 3 seconds of kissing grab her ass or tit.


if she lets u do that, proceed to put her hand on your cock.


snootchie boochies!

[Prometheus]

after 3 seconds of kissing grab her ass or tit.


if she lets u do that, proceed to put her hand on your cock.


snootchie boochies!

what Jay here has forgotten is that you also need to pull away at that moment and tell her shes fat and useless, and that you are going to fuck her up the ass.......

[Skeletor]

after 3 seconds of kissing grab her ass or tit.

LMAO, I love advice like this I can just imagine the guy going "1... 2... 2 and a half..."

[AxlsMainMan]

Man, I feel your pain. Going way way back to when i was 13 or 14, my very first girlfriend was a total fox, just one problem...she was easy and i was square. Lets just say i had a "tongue seizure" and was dumped pretty soon afterwards. Next gf, I just worked up the courage and said fuck it and went tongue first at her...and drumroll please....I WAS GOLDEN! Just control your nerves dude, and go in slow circular motions...and in all honesty, eating my first pussey out at 15 was more scarier than kissing for the 1st time.

[Prometheus]

Man, I feel your pain. Going way way back to when i was 13 or 14, my very first girlfriend was a total fox, just one problem...she was easy and i was square. Lets just say i had a "tongue seizure" and was dumped pretty soon afterwards. Next gf, I just worked up the courage and said fuck it and went tongue first at her...and drumroll please....I WAS GOLDEN! Just control your nerves dude, and go in slow circular motions...and in all honesty, eating my first pussey out at 15 was more scarier than kissing for the 1st time.

christ now your comparing chalk and cheese.... dudde hasnt rounded first yet..... when he starts stealing 2nd then we'll talk about that

[AxlsMainMan]

Man, I feel your pain. Going way way back to when i was 13 or 14, my very first girlfriend was a total fox, just one problem...she was easy and i was square. Lets just say i had a "tongue seizure" and was dumped pretty soon afterwards. Next gf, I just worked up the courage and said fuck it and went tongue first at her...and drumroll please....I WAS GOLDEN! Just control your nerves dude, and go in slow circular motions...and in all honesty, eating my first pussey out at 15 was more scarier than kissing for the 1st time.

christ now your comparing chalk and cheese.... dudde hasnt rounded first yet..... when he starts stealing 2nd then we'll talk about that

  Your absolutely right, we are getting way ahead of ourselves. Kai-Kai, may the force be with you...

[Sin Cut]

Alright I admit it..I'm a pussy when it comes to girls. I'm pretty attractive and a lot of hot chicks check me out and stuff. The other night I was at a hs football game and I was sitting alone with this hot and cool chick, we were talking and laughing. She kept getting closer to me and looking at me. Then I thought..."FUCK! I DON"T KNOW HOW TO KISS A CHICK! I"M A PUSSY!" Then the night was over. Any advice..BTW this chick likes and actually knows about GnR(which is pretty damn rare for a hot chick). Thanks!

Is how do have sexual intercourse with a girl? (I'm still a wuss) coming up next?

Kissing isn't brainsurgery, son.

[AxlsMainMan]

Alright I admit it..I'm a pussy when it comes to girls. I'm pretty attractive and a lot of hot chicks check me out and stuff. The other night I was at a hs football game and I was sitting alone with this hot and cool chick, we were talking and laughing. She kept getting closer to me and looking at me. Then I thought..."FUCK! I DON"T KNOW HOW TO KISS A CHICK! I"M A PUSSY!" Then the night was over. Any advice..BTW this chick likes and actually knows about GnR(which is pretty damn rare for a hot chick). Thanks!

Is how do have sexual intercourse with a girl? (I'm still a wuss) coming up next?

Kissing isn't brainsurgery, son.

Kissing should be second nature for any male

[Bridge]

Kissing should be second nature for any male

too bad life ain't based on what "should be"

[AxlsMainMan]

Kissing should be second nature for any male

too bad life ain't based on what "should be"

Aint that the cold hard truth

[SLCPUNK]

forget about kissing .


Go start to asking if they want to play with your penis.

The guy will learn how to change a diaper before learning to kiss at that rate.

[Timothy]

forget about kissing .


Go start to asking if they want to play with your penis.

The guy will learn how to change a diaper before learning to kiss at that rate.

Well that depends on a few things really.


1 if she does more then just play with it.

2 If their isn't some sorta pertection used. a rubber , Pulling out , ECT.

3. If she actaully goes for it and doesnt' slape the shit out of him.

[SLCPUNK]

Well that depends on a few things really.


1 if she does more then just play with it.

2 If their isn't some sorta pertection used. a rubber , Pulling out , ECT.

3. If she actaully goes for it and doesnt' slape the shit out of him.

10 to 1 he starts a thread asking what kind of family car to buy next....

What say you?

Camry?

[Timothy]

10 to 1 he starts a thread asking what kind of family car to buy next....

What say you?

Camry?

 


Just had to go ther ,didn't you?

[D]

Fuck a Kiss, a blowjob is the new frenchkiss of the 21st century.

Tell the chick that a blowjob is no big deal, its no different than suckin on a thumb cause really a dick is just skin that leaks.

[Chelle]

Fuck a Kiss, a blowjob is the new frenchkiss of the 21st century.

Tell the chick that a blowjob is no big deal, its no different than suckin on a thumb cause really a dick is just skin that leaks.

Shut up, D ... you don't even have a dick anyways? ?

Just kidding? ?

[Sin Cut]

Fuck a Kiss, a blowjob is the new frenchkiss of the 21st century.

Tell the chick that a blowjob is no big deal, its no different than suckin on a thumb cause really a dick is just skin that leaks.

The real question is does she spit or swallow.

Just remember, if you drive your car there's a possibility blowjob kills. And there she has to swallow.

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Just grab her try to suck her breath and she'll be breathless   

[Christos AG]

Shit man, I have to quit it. I shot up last night and woke up next to a HollyWood Video! Its like 30 mins away from my house by walking. All I remember is a dog jumping on me and I ran, then I saw a few friends of mine and they were laughing at me or something so I just kept walking. Fuck, never do drugs kids, especially the hardcore ones.
Yeah I'll try again this Friday, my friends hooked me up on a date with her, so I'll update Fri. night. Thanks for the advice

Now, honestly, with posts like that, do you really think we'll believe you're doin drugs? I mean think about it.

Last night I did my drugs, today I woke up 30 minutes away from my house with some dirty dog on my face and some friends laughing at me and the first thing I do is come back home, login to heretodaygonetohell.com and warn "kids" (like you're the 40-year-old virgin who doesn't know how to kiss) about drugs.

GET A FUCKIN LIFE.

[Sin Cut]

Shit man, I have to quit it. I shot up last night and woke up next to a HollyWood Video! Its like 30 mins away from my house by walking. All I remember is a dog jumping on me and I ran, then I saw a few friends of mine and they were laughing at me or something so I just kept walking. Fuck, never do drugs kids, especially the hardcore ones.
Yeah I'll try again this Friday, my friends hooked me up on a date with her, so I'll update Fri. night. Thanks for the advice

Now, honestly, with posts like that, do you really think we'll believe you're doin drugs? I mean think about it.

Last night I did my drugs, today I woke up 30 minutes away from my house with some dirty dog on my face and some friends laughing at me and the first thing I do is come back home, login to heretodaygonetohell.com and warn "kids" (like you're the 40-year-old virgin who doesn't know how to kiss) about drugs.

GET A FUCKIN LIFE.

lol, true I was thinking about that, too