How to Kiss A Girl?(I'm a Wuss)

[KAI-KAI]

Alright I admit it..I'm a pussy when it comes to girls. I'm pretty attractive and a lot of hot chicks check me out and stuff. The other night I was at a hs football game and I was sitting alone with this hot and cool chick, we were talking and laughing. She kept getting closer to me and looking at me. Then I thought..."FUCK! I DON"T KNOW HOW TO KISS A CHICK! I"M A PUSSY!" Then the night was over. Any advice..BTW this chick likes and actually knows about GnR(which is pretty damn rare for a hot chick). Thanks!

[Chris Misfit]

It should just come natural anyway.

I bet she was hot, and your just as hot though. Good one on an internet site. Woooo. haha.

[KAI-KAI]

Seriously dude she was smokin hot. Pretty face, good bod, etc. Hey bro I have girls winking and smiling at me all the time, seriously

[Chris Misfit]

Yeah, jesus, I feel like fucking you right now.  Maybe they wink because they have bad eyesight, bro. Due to too much smokin!

[KAI-KAI]

No way bro. Chicks smile at me all the time and talk to me, I'm just a wuss when it comes to that type of stuff. BTW I don't smoke I 

[Chris Misfit]

Yeah, I know, Kissing is like an engaement, fuck that!

[Eazy E]

Yeah, jesus, I feel like fucking you right now.

Well you're gonna have to wait in line, bitch!

[Evolution]

Hey bro I have girls winking and smiling at me all the time, seriously

Ah, the lazy eye disease has finally hit US shores.


Seriously though, just go for it, its better you do it and be crap than not do it at all

[KAI-KAI]

Thanks for the advice Fuck man, I was so close. I'm depressed, I'm gunna go shoot up some Brownstone if you know what I mean.

[KAI-KAI]

Insert Quote
"lean in and fuckin go for it, and if you score, you're cool

but  if she pushes you away, you can save face by saying "goddamn it bitch, I was just leaning over to tie my shoe!"

LOL! Good one man I'll try it.

[Evolution]

I'm gunna go shoot up some Brownstone if you know what I mean.

Ain't no girl worth that, use the money to buy a cd instead

[Walk]

I have a strong feeling that a "Brownstone" overdose, as well as a woman overdose, sent Axl's brain off to Ultima Thule. Be careful with drugs, and even more careful with women! And remember to keep your eyes open when you kiss, since a closed eye kiss is supposedly more serious because it's harder to do. Don't think logically, since that's a great way to upset girls. It's all about emotion.

If she's a GnR fan, that could mean her tastes in music could be anything. Look at Bad Obsession here and it's all over the place. Just because she likes one good band doesn't mean she has a good taste in music. Be wary.

[Mattman]

Don't worry, man...I used to wonder if I was a good kisser or not.? Well, I figured it wouldn't hurt to check some resources, so I looked up "how to kiss" on Google and found this site.? As I recall, I looked at it one day, but I never really remembered any of it, and in the end it didn't really matter because I realized that I could kiss fine anyway.? It's true that you fuck it up if you think about it, like everybody on this thread is saying.? Nevertheless, you want real advice, and thus I offer it to you.? Just check out this site.  It's Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Kissing But Were Afraid To Ask.

http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/kissing101.asp

[Sakib]

Alright I admit it..I'm a pussy when it comes to girls. I'm pretty attractive and a lot of hot chicks check me out and stuff. The other night I was at a hs football game and I was sitting alone with this hot and cool chick, we were talking and laughing. She kept getting closer to me and looking at me. Then I thought..."FUCK! I DON"T KNOW HOW TO KISS A CHICK! I"M A PUSSY!" Then the night was over. Any advice..BTW this chick likes and actually knows about GnR(which is pretty damn rare for a hot chick). Thanks!

go 4 it and it'll be discovered naturally

[Dr. Blutarsky]

Whatever you do, don't ask your mom if its OK to practice on her 

[AdZ]

I'm gunna go shoot up some Brownstone if you know what I mean.

Please do, for the love of god.

[kathryn2662]

Have you never kissed a girl before?

If you feel she wants to kiss you, then lean in and go for it. ?Confidence and taking charge is sexy, but only be sure you know she wants to. ?As for knowing how to do it, it's something that totally comes naturally once you start it, an then you think "why was I freaking out before? it REALLY does come natural!" ?As for the awkward thought of where to put your hands, if you feel like you look stupid not knowing where to put them- her eyes arent going to be watching your arms so dont worry about that, but if you want her to notice your hands- then put them in a spot that grabs her attention, like on her face, or a hand behind her neck, or through her hair, I would say that an right at the back/side on the waist feels strong and very sensual during a kiss. ?Act as though you've done it a million times, cause once you start- you feel like you have.

Good luck!!

[Timothy]

forget about kissing .


Go start to asking if they want to play with your penis.

[KAI-KAI]

Shit man, I have to quit it. I shot up last night and woke up next to a HollyWood Video! Its like 30 mins away from my house by walking. All I remember is a dog jumping on me and I ran, then I saw a few friends of mine and they were laughing at me or something so I just kept walking. Fuck, never do drugs kids, especially the hardcore ones.
Yeah I'll try again this Friday, my friends hooked me up on a date with her, so I'll update Fri. night. Thanks for the advice

[norway]

i used 2 ask the older girls (who kissed before) if they wanted to
i let them lead and discovered how they kissed