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« on: October 06, 2005, 10:00:10 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/print/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/10_october/06/bush.shtml

Folks,

Today, the BBC announced:

"President George W. Bush told Palestinian ministers that God had told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq - and create a Palestinian State, a new BBC series reveals."
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2005, 10:27:36 PM »
To.
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2005, 10:34:09 PM »
the White House has denied this
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2005, 10:34:56 PM »
Quote from: popmetal on October 06, 2005, 10:34:09 PM
the White House has denied this

Them too?
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2005, 12:49:48 AM »
Doesn't surprise me at all.  Seems like the kind of thing the Old Testament God would do.
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SLCPUNK
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2005, 01:29:00 AM »
Maybe he got his voice mail mixed up between Pat Roberston and Jesus? Whadda ya think?
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2005, 02:43:54 AM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 01:29:00 AM
Maybe he got his voice mail mixed up between Pat Roberston and Jesus? Whadda ya think?

I was going to say that!
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2005, 03:01:24 AM »
Maybe.......

Bush is Jesus!!!
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2005, 05:20:42 AM »
I've been hearing this on the radio since I woke up this morning.  Grin rofl
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2005, 05:53:07 AM »
Meh - either u believe in god, in which case this is okay

or,

u don't in which case u hated Bush anyway

Don't really see this as anything significant
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2005, 12:02:24 PM »
God told me to kill and rape my neighbours
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how much difference is there in GMT to easter time?

Let me think here........is easter time anything like Christmas time?.........
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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2005, 12:05:47 PM »
Quote from: *Izzy* on October 07, 2005, 12:02:24 PM
God told me to kill and rape my neighbours

You too?

Man this is weird
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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2005, 12:07:30 PM »
Well he didn't actually tell me to rape them, just to kill them
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how much difference is there in GMT to easter time?

Let me think here........is easter time anything like Christmas time?.........
SLCPUNK
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2005, 01:03:10 PM »
I thought you said your dog told you that?
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2005, 02:36:07 PM »
This is proof Bush does not have the mental stability to be president.
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« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2005, 03:43:06 PM »
Quote from: Markus Asraelius on October 07, 2005, 02:36:07 PM
This is proof Bush does not have the mental stability to be president.

Look at his staunch supporters: Liars, hypocrites, and fools.....they still can't see the emperor isn't wearing any clothes.
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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2005, 04:13:45 PM »
Quote from: MCT on October 06, 2005, 10:27:36 PM
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2005, 04:28:53 PM »
Quote from: MCT on October 06, 2005, 10:34:56 PM
Quote from: popmetal on October 06, 2005, 10:34:09 PM
the White House has denied this

Them too?

two.
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2005, 04:32:42 PM »
What's interesting is that this is based on hearsay, and has been denied, but some of you act as if the statement is a fact of history Roll Eyes No wonder you people believe the likes of Micahael Moore. You hear anything that makes Bush look bad and you automatically clinch onto it without any consideration whether it is true or not.
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2005, 04:44:53 PM »
Quote from: popmetal on October 07, 2005, 04:32:42 PM
What's interesting is that this is based on hearsay, and has been denied, but some of you act as if the statement is a fact of history Roll Eyes No wonder you people believe the likes of Micahael Moore. You hear anything that makes Bush look bad and you automatically clinch onto it without any consideration whether it is true or not.

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." ?George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

there is plenty of evidence to support his intellectual level of dumbass
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