AXLs DEAD rumor....:(

[Slash Rose]

 someone confronted me one day about a rumor where axl locked himself up in the bathroom and injected a lethal herion dose and had enough strength to go to his bed and die there?!
(the person who started it must have mixed it up with the cobain story lol which that isnt even how the cobain story goes anyway lol)

and i remember it because one day around a year ago or so i said an axl quote to a friend and some guy came up to me and said that axl locked himself into the bathroom and injected himself...the reason he did it in the bathroom is so he could see his face when he did it and then he went to his bed and died...and hes been rotting for 3 monthes.....and i asked him why he locked himself in the bathroom just to unlock the door again and go to his bed...he told me to shut up and i told him to fuck a tree so he slapped me and i threw him in a puddle in front of a whole bunch of women and he got embarresed and ran off(ruined his new hockey jersey)

[SLCPUNK]

Fantastic.....

[killingvector]

Let the countdown begin

10....9......8.....7.....

[DunkinDave]

I hear he had the finished version of "Chinese Democracy" playing in his stereo but had a bomb set so that right after he died, the stereo exploded so we would never get to hear the album - but then at the last minute his gardner ran in, stole the CD and ran out the door because he knew what Axl was going to do.

The gardner took the CD over to a cliff where he played a guitar solo in Axl's memory, then threw both his guitar and the CD over the cliff, where they both shattered to pieces after hitting a homeless Chris Pittman in the back of the head while he was wandering aimlessly below.

edit: the gardner was named Merck I think - some random seedy Mexican guy

[Captain Obvious]

actually I just talked to Axl on the phone and I asked him if hes dead or not...and he said he isn't

so he's probably not lying

[DunkinDave]

actually I just talked to Axl on the phone and I asked him if hes dead or not...and he said he isn't

so he's probably not lying

Darknemus confirmed this to me, saying "Axl may or may not be dead in 2006...by the way...GNFR.COM JUST CHANGED AT THE SAME TIME AXL DIED - ISN'T THAT WEIRD GUYS? HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME! DOESN'T ANYONE CARE?"

[Luigi]

6.....5.....4.....3......                                  

[Genesis]

2....1....0!  Ladies and gentlemen, we have a zero. Going once, twice....

[Buddy J.B.]

Oh no, please God no!    This better be bullshit.

[SLCPUNK]

[Skeletor]

*blablabla*

Don't let the door etc.

[Queen of Everything]

Ha ha - its funny how 99% of this post is like :its gonna be locked in 3...2...1  and it STILL isnt locked??


 

Maybe my "new Mod" thread was needed... do we need new mods?! 

[blasphemer]

Take a cOCK and shove up ur asszz! U got nothing good to say. ?FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff!!!!!! ?uuu STUPID piece of shit. ? JUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... ? K sorrry for the ourburst. ? But if u aint got shit to say ? STFU. ? ? ? ? no offense i love u all. ?but give a guy a break! ? ?And if not, then y the fuck u here.

[AxemanOnFire]

Where's Saul with "Axl's death starts now!"




BTW this was a shameless post before lock

[Izzy]

Still not locked....

oh no...jarmo's dead

[Will]

Mods do need to sleep too guys, sorry.

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