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SLCPUNK
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Re: masterbation
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The irony........is that this thread lasted much longer than any of us would on our own.......
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Re: masterbation
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Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 12, 2005, 02:30:58 AM
The irony........is that this thread lasted much longer than any of us would on our own.......
Would that be two minutes?
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Re: masterbation
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Please don't use D's time as a standard......
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September 12, 2005, 02:16:13 PM »
2minutes?
...............i mean.....
i can last as long as you can baybee
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Do I sense I bit of competition?
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Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 12, 2005, 09:37:45 PM
Do I sense I bit of competition??
we should have a masturbation contest, where D send the winner a pack of condoms
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Quote from: N.I.B [Usta?a] on September 12, 2005, 09:44:04 PM
Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 12, 2005, 09:37:45 PM
Do I sense I bit of competition?
we should have a masturbation contest, where D send the winner a pack of condoms
I'm afraid to ask what the contest would actually be?
If you are going for overall number of times, I have you younger guys beat (oops!) since I've got more years just going at it.....
speed...I'm sure D can win that hands down (ooops!)....
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Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 12, 2005, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: N.I.B? [Usta?a] on September 12, 2005, 09:44:04 PM
Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 12, 2005, 09:37:45 PM
Do I sense I bit of competition??
we should have a masturbation contest, where D send the winner a pack of condoms
?
I'm afraid to ask what the contest would actually be?
If you are going for overall number of times, I have you younger guys beat (oops!) since I've got more years just going at it.....
speed...I'm sure D can win that hands down (ooops!)....
Training time
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Re: masterbation
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September 15, 2005, 06:41:28 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 12, 2005, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: N.I.B [Usta?a] on September 12, 2005, 09:44:04 PM
Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 12, 2005, 09:37:45 PM
Do I sense I bit of competition?
we should have a masturbation contest, where D send the winner a pack of condoms
I'm afraid to ask what the contest would actually be?
If you are going for overall number of times, I have you younger guys beat (oops!) since I've got more years just going at it.....
speed...I'm sure D can win that hands down (ooops!)....
Most times in a 24-hour period, perhaps?
I did 8 once goddammit, and I can do it again if I get bored enough!!!
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September 15, 2005, 06:55:22 PM »
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I did 8 once goddammit,
I knew a kid from school that did it 6 times during one evening. He was known from then on as "sixer"
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Re: masterbation
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September 15, 2005, 06:58:29 PM »
Quote from: hyperionmax2003 on September 15, 2005, 06:55:22 PM
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I did 8 once goddammit,
I knew a kid from school that did it 6 times during one evening. He was known from then on as "sixer"
Sixer is funny, but I would have called him "starter pistol"....Since he surely was firing blanks at the end.....
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Re: masterbation
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Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 15, 2005, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: hyperionmax2003 on September 15, 2005, 06:55:22 PM
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I did 8 once goddammit,
I knew a kid from school that did it 6 times during one evening.? He was known from then on as "sixer"? ?
Sixer is funny, but I would have called him "starter pistol"....Since he surely was firing blanks at the end.....
Yeah? How does that work? I heard from some guys at my school that if you dont "release" for a few... weeks lets say, then you could satasfy a horse...?? Is this true??!!
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Re: masterbation
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September 16, 2005, 04:06:52 AM »
Quote from: drama_qween on September 16, 2005, 03:48:58 AM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 15, 2005, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: hyperionmax2003 on September 15, 2005, 06:55:22 PM
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I did 8 once goddammit,
I knew a kid from school that did it 6 times during one evening. He was known from then on as "sixer"
Sixer is funny, but I would have called him "starter pistol"....Since he surely was firing blanks at the end.....
Yeah? How does that work? I heard from some guys at my school that if you dont "release" for a few... weeks lets say, then you could satasfy a horse...?? Is this true??!!
Sure...but not after the sixth shot.....
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Re: masterbation
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Quote from: Duffman23235 on September 15, 2005, 06:41:28 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on September 12, 2005, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: N.I.B? [Usta?a] on September 12, 2005, 09:44:04 PM
Quote from: Mr. Dick Purple on September 12, 2005, 09:37:45 PM
Do I sense I bit of competition??
we should have a masturbation contest, where D send the winner a pack of condoms
?
I'm afraid to ask what the contest would actually be?
If you are going for overall number of times, I have you younger guys beat (oops!) since I've got more years just going at it.....
speed...I'm sure D can win that hands down (ooops!)....
Most times in a 24-hour period, perhaps?
I did 8 once goddammit, and I can do it again if I get bored enough!!!
I once got laid 9 times in 24-hours, and she wanted more!
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Re: masterbation
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September 17, 2005, 02:23:48 PM »
I am beginning to see a link between this thread and the "Bush caught short" thread
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Re: masterbation
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September 18, 2005, 09:45:39 AM »
Kinky......
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Re: masterbation
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September 23, 2005, 05:33:56 AM »
I like them!!!!!!
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Re: masterbation
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http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=16137.0
That's two threads with over 7 pages... You're all filthy!
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