masterbation

[RichardNixon]

Takin from the other thread:

What about you?

I think:

Everyone wacks off. Just like everybody takes a shit. All men slap the one eyed yogurt shooter, and all women stir the honey pot...everybody needs tho\e relesase of masterbation. I love to wack off. No matter how bad things are or how unhappy I am, wacking off is the highlight of my day, and everyone does it, if you didn;t you would explode. I like to watch lesbians and lesbian sex. Even the word lesbian is a turn-on and gives me a stiffy.

[D]

There are people who jackoff and people who lie.

[Timothy]

And then their are the guys who don't alternate hand when they whack off and one hand is way stronger then the other.

Yes  every guy flogs the bishop and every girl double clicks their mouse.

[D]

 

These analogies are the best!

[SLCPUNK]

FACT: Masturbation is healthy, especially for men.  Because repressing the primal sex drive has hazardous results for men and women.  Basically, it's "Use it or lose it".  If you go without some form of sex for very long your plumbing stops working.

I don't really see anything to back your claims other than the fact you said "fact" before the statement.

It has recently been proven to be good for keeping a healthy prostate. But that is it. No studies have concluded that it is "hazardous" to your health by not pulling it often.

[AxlsMainMan]

Wow didn't realize I was going to be pulled into a "profound debate" about masturbation.? ?

I currently don't have any scientific evidence at my disposal, but I have read the like on the issue, and also, I know people it's happened to.? This woman I worked with married this dude who hadn't fucked in about two decades, and he just couldn't do it anymore because his pipes stopped working.

Thats horseshit dude! The one-eyed monster is the last thing on a man to die!...so keep tapping that ass even when your old and grey

[SLCPUNK]

Your pipes don't "stop working" you dork......

 

[Queen of Everything]

1st things 1st - was this thread started coz I mentioned it in another place??

2nd thing - YAY!  I am glad! I love the Masturbation Thread!!! 

3rd thing - Does anyone have any "i've been caught" stories??

[RichardNixon]

Takin from the other thread:

What about you?

I think:

Everyone wacks off. Just like everybody takes a shit. All men slap the one eyed yogurt shooter, and all women stir the honey pot...everybody needs tho\e relesase of masterbation. I love to wack off. No matter how bad things are or how unhappy I am, wacking off is the highlight of my day, and everyone does it, if you didn;t you would explode. I like to watch lesbians and lesbian sex. Even the word lesbian is a turn-on and gives me a stiffy.

Oh good lord. I cannot believe the stupid shit I post when I've been drinking.

[Queen of Everything]

Takin from the other thread:

What about you?

I think:

Everyone wacks off. Just like everybody takes a shit. All men slap the one eyed yogurt shooter, and all women stir the honey pot...everybody needs tho\e relesase of masterbation. I love to wack off. No matter how bad things are or how unhappy I am, wacking off is the highlight of my day, and everyone does it, if you didn;t you would explode. I like to watch lesbians and lesbian sex. Even the word lesbian is a turn-on and gives me a stiffy.

Oh good lord. I cannot believe the stupid shit I post when I've been drinking.

It worse When you've posted it twice... Read the "hobbies" thread!!?

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

but when my girlfriend was there, i did not jackoff ... i mean if you have sex a lot, you can't touch yourself .....

[Skeletor]

every girl double clicks their mouse.

That is pure fucking gold

[Genesis]

every girl double clicks their mouse.

That is pure fucking gold

From American Pie. Now, that's a movie. 

[SLCPUNK]

but when my girlfriend was there, i did not jackoff ... i mean if you have sex a lot, you can't touch yourself .....

The hell you can't.....

[Timothy]

but when my girlfriend was there, i did not jackoff ... i mean if you have sex a lot, you can't touch yourself .....

The hell you can't.....

word .

It's kinda like the warm up before the big game .

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

but when my girlfriend was there, i did not jackoff ... i mean if you have sex a lot, you can't touch yourself .....

The hell you can't.....

well, masterbation during the act (in the face of your partner) does not count, it's part of the sex act.

?____?
*shocked*

[SLCPUNK]

I wasn't talking about doing in front of the girl....

[nesquick]

well, masterbation during the act (in your face of your partner) does not count, it's part of the sex act.

facial cumshot? I don't think all the girls appreciate that...

[Miss-Aussie]

[Hmmmm.. sound like one of the threads from my gnr forum... there has been allot of threads about sexual stuff like this lately....

masterbation turns me on.... i dont know why.. but only when i get to see it

cant belive i jus said that :s

[SLCPUNK]

Your pipes don't "stop working" you dork....

aw Shut up you don't know shit.

You may be right, but I know a dumb post when I see one.