masterbation

[Axls Locomotive]

It looks like this.......

if you think he looks like a deprived fruitcake then you probably dont want to see his parents...

most of will probably appreciate this

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[the dirt]

I always think that one of the? most cruel things ,? is to be born without hands. How pissed off would you be!? lol I mean not being able to knock out that frustration lol DAMN THAT.

Ever see those amazing painters that do it all with thier feet? This is what would be done. And done well.

[Miss-Aussie]

The Dirt... i love your avator... it is awsome and makes me laugh cos it's jus like me

[SLCPUNK]

I feel a big jerk-circle coming on

If it gets out of hand (pun intended), duck and cover.....

[Genesis]

Man, SLC where do u get these pics? 

[SLCPUNK]

Man, SLC where do u get these pics? 

That one POPmetal sent to me. It was what he used to do when his father came home and beat him.

[Markus Asraelius]

I always think that one of the? most cruel things ,? is to be born without hands. How pissed off would you be!? lol I mean not being able to knock out that frustration lol DAMN THAT.

You'd probably have to ask your mom to do it 

[Kujo]

Is that..... Is that hair gel?

[*Izzy*]

Is that..... Is that hair gel?

No it's just D

[Izzy]

Man, SLC where do u get these pics??

That one POPmetal sent to me. It was what he used to do when his father came home and beat him.

*Falls off his chair laughing*

[fieldsy]

ahhh the good old 'Jerkin the gherkin' thread......

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Is that..... Is that hair gel?

What you think he is like Cameron D?az or something?? 

[Kujo]

Is that..... Is that hair gel?

What you think he is like Cameron D?az or something???

In a way, yes. I hear that he has an unhealthy fascination with Bret Farvruh also

[journey]

Man, SLC where do u get these pics??

That one POPmetal sent to me. It was what he used to do when his father came home and beat him.

I know you're only joking, but that's a pretty harsh statement. I don't support POPmetal's views, but I don't think we should make jokes about physical abuse.

[SLCPUNK]

Man, SLC where do u get these pics? 

That one POPmetal sent to me. It was what he used to do when his father came home and beat him.

I know you're only joking, but that's a pretty harsh statement. I don't support POPmetal's views, but I don't think we should make jokes about physical abuse.

Journey I sincerely apologize if that hurt your feelings or offended you: I am sorry.

You should know that it was in no way an attempt to make light of any physical abuse anybody, past or present, has endured.

Except popmetal of course.

[Kujo]

Man, SLC where do u get these pics??

That one POPmetal sent to me. It was what he used to do when his father came home and beat him.

I know you're only joking, but that's a pretty harsh statement. I don't support POPmetal's views, but I don't think we should make jokes about physical abuse.

Journey I sincerely apologize if that hurt your feelings or offended you: I am sorry.

You should know that it was in no way an attempt to make light of any physical abuse anybody, past or present, has endured.

Except popmetal of course.

I've been trying to stay neutral on the favorite member thread between SLC and D but after that las comment, I'm going to go vote for SLC right now

[journey]

Man, SLC where do u get these pics??

That one POPmetal sent to me. It was what he used to do when his father came home and beat him.

I know you're only joking, but that's a pretty harsh statement. I don't support POPmetal's views, but I don't think we should make jokes about physical abuse.

Journey I sincerely apologize if that hurt your feelings or offended you: I am sorry.

You should know that it was in no way an attempt to make light of any physical abuse anybody, past or present, has endured.

It's cool. And I'm sorry for turning a thread about jerking off into something serious. 

[SLCPUNK]

Man, SLC where do u get these pics? 

That one POPmetal sent to me. It was what he used to do when his father came home and beat him.

I know you're only joking, but that's a pretty harsh statement. I don't support POPmetal's views, but I don't think we should make jokes about physical abuse.

Journey I sincerely apologize if that hurt your feelings or offended you: I am sorry.

You should know that it was in no way an attempt to make light of any physical abuse anybody, past or present, has endured.

It's cool. And I'm sorry for turning a thread about jerking off into something serious. 

Don't fool yourself, us guys take jerking off....very seriously.

[SLCPUNK]

Man, SLC where do u get these pics? 

That one POPmetal sent to me. It was what he used to do when his father came home and beat him.

I know you're only joking, but that's a pretty harsh statement. I don't support POPmetal's views, but I don't think we should make jokes about physical abuse.

Journey I sincerely apologize if that hurt your feelings or offended you: I am sorry.

You should know that it was in no way an attempt to make light of any physical abuse anybody, past or present, has endured.

It's cool. And I'm sorry for turning a thread about jerking off into something serious. 

Please accept my apology for real. I would never intentionally or unintentionally insult you are try to hurt your feelings.

[journey]

Please accept my apology for real. I would never intentionally or unintentionally insult you are try to hurt your feelings.

Whose grave did you steal those flowers from?

Thanks SLC. It's cool, I just need to learn to lighten up.?