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« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2005, 03:07:29 AM » |
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Ten seconds.....that is a long time.....  |
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« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2005, 03:07:45 AM » |
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That's it everybody ,stop spanking the monkey right now .
Hold on...gimme about 10 seconds. Sir please remove your hand from your penis.  PLEASE SIR REMOVE THE SEXUAL INUENDO FROM YOUR AVATAR NAME! ? ... Its encouraging the behaviours!! |
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« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2005, 03:12:27 AM » |
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« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2005, 03:13:49 AM » |
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HAHA!! This thread is my fave of all time!!!  So much sexual talk so little little time!! |
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« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2005, 03:20:35 AM » |
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I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids. How would you like to be small with only a head and tail thinking you're going to become a person in 9 months but splatter into goo?
What about a vasectomy? The sperm just die then inside the body. Not to mention the sperm only live a few weeks inside us guys anyway before they die. How much die before they even reach the egg? You might as well just jerk off dude. The sperm is gonna die anyway!  Guys who "release" more than guys who don't (ie YOU) have a lower chance of prostate cancer. |
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« Reply #45 on: September 06, 2005, 03:21:59 AM » |
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I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids. How would you like to be small with only a head and tail thinking you're going to become a person in 9 months but splatter into goo?
Guys who "release" more than guys who don't (ie YOU) have a lower chance of prostate cancer. ORR Your pipes may stop working!!!  |
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« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2005, 03:24:31 AM » |
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I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids. How would you like to be small with only a head and tail thinking you're going to become a person in 9 months but splatter into goo?
Guys who "release" more than guys who don't (ie YOU) have a lower chance of prostate cancer. ORR Your pipes may stop working!!! I've seen it happen.... It looks like this.......  Look at that guy! He's frozen up! And desperate looking. |
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« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2005, 03:26:37 AM » |
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I believe masterbation is straight-up wrong because it's killing kids. How would you like to be small with only a head and tail thinking you're going to become a person in 9 months but splatter into goo?
Guys who "release" more than guys who don't (ie YOU) have a lower chance of prostate cancer. ORR Your pipes may stop working!!!? I've seen it happen.... It looks like this....... Look at that guy! He's frozen up! And desperate looking. Theres a Book about that guy!!!  |
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« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2005, 03:36:13 AM » |
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I hope God isn't watching us....  |
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« Reply #49 on: September 06, 2005, 03:37:58 AM » |
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I hope God isn't watching us.... You bet he is... and He is probably masterbaring over some of us. God - if ur there - why not post!! |
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« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2005, 03:49:35 AM » |
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I hope God isn't watching us.... You bet he is... and He is probably masterbaring over some of us. God - if ur there - why not post!! careful...don't wanna cause another hurricane with your sinning. |
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« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2005, 03:51:42 AM » |
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You bet he is... and He is probably masterbaring over some of us.
God - if ur there - why not post!!
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« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2005, 03:54:41 AM » |
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He DOES have superhuman power... you dont know....  |
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« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2005, 03:58:50 AM » |
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He DOES have superhuman power... you dont know.... Well maybe God is a two hand type of Guy . |
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« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2005, 04:05:39 AM » |
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He DOES have superhuman power... you dont know....? Well maybe God is a two hand type of Guy . Maybe.... Maybe.... Or maby he just employes one of his angels... Marilyn Monroe!!! I guess then it wouldnt be masturbation?? Argh - Scrap That!!  |
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« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2005, 03:26:47 PM » |
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« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2005, 04:23:22 PM » |
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I like better women than my hand it's that normal  |
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« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2005, 05:12:10 PM » |
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I like better women than my hand it's that normal Yes, you are a healthy man. But if you liked your hand more...you would still be a healthy man... |
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« Reply #58 on: September 06, 2005, 06:18:29 PM » |
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I feel a big jerk-circle coming on  |
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« Reply #59 on: September 06, 2005, 06:38:33 PM » |
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I always think that one of the? most cruel things ,? is to be born without hands. How pissed off would you be!? lol I mean not being able to knock out that frustration lol DAMN THAT.
A second thought: I wonder if you could get Blow Jobs/ hookers off the NHS (uk) if you were like that? lol ....
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