Complaments to my GunnergirL
She sent me a fuckin' spaced out message afew weeks ago, n' i still cant get over it man
FIRST GET A CALCULATOR..............NOW!!!!!YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
1. Pick the number of times a week you would like to eat chocolate (more then once but less then 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5 for Sunday
4. Multiply it by 50 (yes, you need that calculator now
)
5. If you
have had your birthday this year...add 1755
.........if you have
not......add 1754
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a 3 digit number.......
The first digit is the origenal number you picked (i.e. the number of times you like to eat chocolate each week)
The next two numbers are.....YOUR AGE
yes it is
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) THAT THIS CRAZY ARSE FUCKIN' THING WILL EVER WORK..........EVER!!!!!!!!spread it while it last